Korak:(I have yet to hit once. I fail the most Ragnarok (GM):(Yeah, multi attacks, same damage for 4e) Gantore:(geezz) u have to roll attakcs vs each target with a burst Korak:(So roll again? Garren:(And again!) Korak: rolling 1d20+4 ( 2 ) +4 = 6 Ragnarok (GM):(*slams head on tabletop* omfg) Korak:(PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT Gantore:(oh diff type of burst) Garren:"Like I said, trouble and I are well acquainted." Ragnarok (GM):"GET THE FUCK OUT!" Korak:Korak also cries... Somehow Gantore:check PHB, i thnk its opposite Ragnarok (GM): rolling 1d20+7 vs AC Gantore ( 17 ) +7 = 24 rolling 1d20+10 vs AC Gantore ( 6 ) +10 = 16 rolling 1d20+7 vs AC Korak ( 8 ) +7= 15 rolling 1d20+5 vs AC Korak ( 5 ) +5 = 10 Garren:(Honestly, this is the complete opposite of my character's luck in my Dragon Age campaign... he rolls ridiculously high attack rolls in combat...) Gantore:yes, u missed th minion Ragnarok (GM):(Gantore you suck) Korak:miss both Gantore:and u missed the ruffian Ragnarok (GM): rolling 1d8+1 ( 7 ) +1 = 8 (BAHAHA) rolling 1d10+3 ( 9 ) +3 = 12 (xD) Gantore falls unconscious! (... I really didn't want to use Aeris' daily so soon, but... I think I might have to...) Ragnarok (GM):(Gantore, death saving throw.) Gantore:ha Ragnarok (GM):(Gantore is back up!) Gantore:hit hit Korak:nice Gantore:cmon low damage Ragnarok (GM):(btw, houserule of mine is on a crit death saving throw, you get 1/2 your hp back) Gantore:god Ragnarok (GM):Gantore lets out a mighty yell and leaps to his feet, blood still pouring from his wounds! Gantore:(could use a hand over here) (garren, attack these guys, theyre almost dead) Ragnarok (GM):AND HE STRIKES WITH A MIGHTY VENGEANCE! Blood, guts and everything else splatters around the room as the ruffian is reduced to a fine red mist! (Talk about a comeback) Gantore: rolling 1d20 ( 20 ) = 20 Korak:(yaaaaay) Gantore:BANG!!1 Garren:(My turn?) Gantore:V RUFFIAN Recuperating Strike rolling 1d20+7 vs AC ( 12 ) +7 = 19 rolling 1d12+7 Damage ( 4 ) +7 = 11 Gain 3THP, 8THP if raging Ragnarok (GM):(Garren, miss!... I mean... go!) Garren:(Yeah, I have a feeling I'll miss alright.) Garren hexes the human thug to his right with his Warlock's Curse, and begins to cast another spell on the Mercenary in front of him, whispering a prayer to Corellon to guide his spell. Garren casts Witchfire Garren: rolling 1d20+5 vs Reflex ( 4 ) +5= 9 rolling 2d6+5 Fire Damage (2 +1 ) +5 = 8 If successful, target receives -5 Penalty to Attack until end of my next turn. (JUST KILL ME NOW) Ragnarok (GM):(*rofls*) Garren:Garren then just facepalms. Ragnarok (GM):(I have a feeling you'll end up killing yourself xD) Gantore:(I SHIFTED 1, IM DONE) Korak:(well garren it seems we are gonna get carried) Aeris, Cleric of the Sun:Aeris groans slightly, shaking her head and funneling some more healing into Gantore. rolling 2d8 ( 6 + 8 ) = 14 Garren:(I'm going to get so much crap tomorrow night if I tell the friends I play Dragon Age about this tomorrow night.) (Derp, repeated myself accidentally.) (I need some kind of method to boost my accuracy, ASAP...) Aeris, Cleric of the Sun:(Korak, go ahead and swing!) (How about not sucking so much?) Ragnarok (GM):(That might help) Garren:(I want to stop sucking so bad. I really, really dooooo.) Ragnarok (GM):(ROFL) Korak:Korak believes in himself a lot this time and really tries his best to burst on them rolling 1d20+4 ( 2 ) +4 = 6 rolling 1d20+4 ( 6 ) +4 = 10 (Life is hard (Vs reflex) Ragnarok (GM):(Miss miss) Korak:Korak thinks about how he is contempt being a damage soak Ragnarok (GM):The enemies just look at Korak and tilt their heads as he farts at them again. Eventually, they get bored and turn to walk off. "We'll be back, fools... next time, don't be so god damn bad." Korak:(I did it...In a way?) Aeris, Cleric of the Sun:Aeris lets out a sigh and slumps to the ground, rubbing the bridge of her nose slightly. "You guys... really are new at this, aren't you?" Garren:"Hey, at least I killed two of them before my unbelievable string of bad luck." He rubs his forehead, clearly vexed. Aeris, Cleric of the Sun:She scoffs "Bad luck? No... you just suck." Korak:"I did... Nothing" Garren:"You distracted them while my spells backfired. Your sacrifice was not entirely in vain." Aeris, Cleric of the Sun:Nevertheless, Aeris gets up and channels healing into those who are hurt. "What are you rag-tags doing out here, anyhow?" "I'm surprised you three didn't end up falling off a cliff and dying on your way here." She looks at Gantore and scoffs. "If it wasn't for -me-, -you'd- be dead." She retorts with a glare. Gantore:"i dont know about them, but i kicked some ass, i just tend to get hit alot while i kick ass" "ok sweetheart, if it wasnt for us, you would be dead. show some appreaciation" Aeris, Cleric of the Sun:She perks a brow. "To town? We aren't in town yet... I was heading up to Winterhaven on an assignment with my church... a few cultists seem to be causing some trouble there." Gantore:we have a comedian xcleric on our hands "true...literally true,..but i digress...so what brings u to town?" cultists!?! i hate damn cultists!
