Welcome Corporate Employee! You are welcome to the crackers, and coffee in the breakroom as you start your corporate grind, and watch this short video to welcome you to IT Corporate Inc of America! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZkIy5KOQGg" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZkIy5KOQGg</a> As you you are now one of our IT Family you can enjoy several things, like corporate sponsored education, free doughnuts every Tuesday and Thursday, recreational sleeping areas for those mandatory overtimes, and a supervisor that greets you with a friendly work ethic of work hard! Limit of three personal items in your cubical but other than those restrictions feel free to customize it as you like as you work your way up the corporate ladder (Within company guidelines). Within our family we hope you enjoy your stay [Employee Name] at IT Corporate Inc of America! You've been in a dead end job for two years and counting, suddenly you've noticed a decline in employees that seemingly just never showed up to work the next day. Some things you found mundane before have become quite strange, and what's with that mysterious door that appeared in the stairwell that only seems to be there at 4:30 AM when you clock out and never when you're going to your workstation? Something is going on here, your workmates and you are going to find out what's going on! Is this cooperation a front and knocking off employees as they find out? Is this a conspiracy of the highest level? Are you all paranoid? And... are you bored enough to find out?
