HI! I've been a DM for years. Last 10 years I haven't done much. I'm 44. I've been playing since I was 9. I've been writing novels and stories since 20. I kinda miss playing. I'm looking for a group that wants a DM or GM for their game! The type of game? Well, anything I have (I have quite a bit), or anything the group is willing to purchase for me (I'll take books as payment). Favorite Systems: AD&D 1st and 2nd, Red Dwarf RPG and Warhammer FRP (I believe the edition I have is 2nd). I'm also open to DMming someone's private system. I don't call them homebrew because I think that saying is diminutive, plus it's inaccurate - AD&D was homebrew! So this would be a great way for people to try out systems as a player with someone else as a DM! Payment: I'm down for tips, a suggested rate, or rpg books or whatever! I know there are some people with cash willing to split the bill and others who want to game but don't have cash but can offer other forms of payment (just remember to prick your finger first before signing --- ;) just kidding ;) ). Are you an artist? Hey, maybe you could make art for my stories! That's payment. I'm no longer accepting souls. I can do Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Thriller, Kid Oriented, Simply Fun and Horror - and by horror I mean actual horror, I highly suggest you don't pay me for this. My most extensive experience is DMming Ravenloft, and it got to a point where my players were having anxiety related issues from my games. I do NOT do Sexual Games. If that topic comes up it's as PG as Link in Zelda II walking into a girl's house then walking out. When doing horror I may be descriptive of some deaths. Although I try to keep deaths as PG 13 as you would find in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Player Deaths are really dependent on the group. I find there are plenty of penalties for failure without needing to do the Death route, but if a group wants Player Death On you'll get it. I'm here to enjoy a game. I want people to enjoy games. My work schedule may be changing in the next week. So DM or PM me info regarding game availability.