Hey there, fellow adventurers! I'm looking to make some magic happen! I've been immersed in the world of RPGs for over a decade – crafting stories, guiding adventures, and most importantly having a blast with awesome folks like you. If you love diving into a character, building a world and story together, and letting your imagination run wild, I might be the gamemaster for you. I do my best to create a fun and immersive atmosphere at my tables. I love to goof around and be silly as much as tell serious, chair-clutching stories, and I think of my role as a GM/DM as being a cinematic director in collaboration with a group of actors. If that sounds appealing to you, please keep reading on! This round: The Breakfast Blunder D&D5e - Level 5 Dawn breaks over your humble kobold lair, and the usual grumbles of waking shift their tone to panicked squeaks. Smoke billows from the direction of the dragon's cavern, punctuated by enraged bellows that shake the very stones. A frantic messenger bursts into your communal den, his scales singed and eyes wide with terror. "Foolish whelps!" he screeches. "The Great Gluttonous One awakens famished, and his breakfast… is missing! He desires a plate overflowing! I made up a list, get everything you can on it and deliver it to his cave before he delivers us to our graves!! And quickly, unless you fancy becoming breakfast yourselves!" With that, the messenger vanishes in a puff of smoke. Now, the weight of the dragon's hunger falls upon your tiny shoulders. Can your cunning minds concoct a plan to gather an absurd breakfast fit for a gluttonous god, or will your tribe become the morning meal?**** Here's the deal: I'm going to be running a few different one-shot adventures to meet new players and recruit for two campaigns I'm looking to run. The oneshots will be unrelated and will run for around 3 hours each time. I'll be inviting players who have good chemistry with me to join in on subsequent one-shots to try and create the best table possible. After we've got enough people assembled, we'll start planning for the actual campaigns. Regardless if we hit it off or not, the focus of these oneshots is always the story, the characters, and those "whoa!" moments we create together. I'm not a stickler for rules and intricate mechanics. If you're looking for tactical combat or huge dungeon crawls, this might not be your thing. But if you love diving into a role, exploring crazy ideas, and making a story unfold right before your eyes, let's chat! I'm looking for around 4 awesome folks per game. Campaigns You can find information on the campaigns I want to run >> HERE << Included is a brief synopsis of the idea, some of the themes I want to build around, and most importantly the days and times I'm planning to run them on. A link to the document will also be included in the player form so I know which one(s) you're interested in. If this sounds like your jam, here's how to join the fun: Fill out the form: Let me know your preferences and what makes you tick as a player. Only those who submit the form will be considered. I typically only contact people through discord, so be on the lookout for a message/friend request from relax.d Let's connect: Once we've touched base, I'll give you an invite to a discord server where we'll meet up for the actual oneshot. The oneshots will be playing D&D5E using a selection of either premade or randomly generated sheets, but the actual meat and bones character is yours to flex your creativity with. Things we'll need for a smooth ride: A decent mic & Discord: Let's hear those brilliant ideas! Willingness to learn: We'll play on a VTT (Virtual Tabletop), most likely Roll20. I'm happy to help you get the hang of it if you're new. 18+ only please. Friends/spouses may apply together, but make it clear that you're applying as a group/pair so I don't invite one person and not the other without knowing. Games/campaigns will be PG13 in theme. Nothing terribly grotesque or lurid. To apply please fill out this form: Thanks! Hope to see you at the table! I'm pumped to tell some epic stories together.