Accede with me at 8:15pm CST upon the eve of Saturn's Day for a sojourn somewhither eldritch and fantastical. Plying antediluvian precepts, we shall disport thro singular lands and face unimagined terrors. Ready thy wits and gird thy loins for diversions drawn from the mythical Deck of Encounters! Dare you decamp the drudgery of duty for devious derring-do?