
Hey! Hey, you - c'mere... Listen:
I'm a long-time Vampire: The Masquerade/Exalted Storyteller looking to chew on some necks.
...That came out wrong.
I want to defile the-- no, wait.
I want to take a bite out of y--... nope, still wrong.
Ok, can I play a vampire? or a werewolf? - I swing both ways. I mean, I like big, hairy m--.... uhhh, *sigh* ...Ok, I don't wanna be misunderstood here.
Let me try this again:
I'm looking for a game where I can play a creature of the night and get embroiled in a story of love, loss, revenge and learning how to get spattered brains out of lace.
If you're fondling a copy of VTR: Blood & Smoke or the new and improved Werewolf: The Forsaken's 2nd Edition - you've got what I'm looking for.
OR If you're running a Pathfinder game and you're open-minded about using the "Blood of the Night" supplement, I'm your guy. I'd love to play a vampire in your fantasy... I mean, your fantasy world... I mean, the world of your game, Tolkien-fantasy.
My Limitations:
1. So, anyway, since I exist solely as a sentient monolith in the Hellraiser dimension, I can't do Voice stuff.... I mean, Play-by-Voice. Mics and stuff. I can only do text. Meaning, I play in the Roll20 chat.
2. Also, as an ancient monolith I don't want to deal with minors - I only play with humans who are 18+.
3. I require the souls of the innocent for sustenance.
...No, no, wait, don't run! Fire NOT bad!
What I meant was that I like quality roleplaying and I do my best to help make it happen, I like drama (not the flame-war kind, the Sopranos kind) and storytelling and I like sharing all that stuff with other like-minded people (sentient monoliths are people too, right?).
If you're a Storyteller/GM/DM andwant to give me your soul like what you saw here, drop me a line and tell me about your game.
I'm a long-time Vampire: The Masquerade/Exalted Storyteller looking to chew on some necks.
...That came out wrong.
I want to defile the-- no, wait.
I want to take a bite out of y--... nope, still wrong.
Ok, can I play a vampire? or a werewolf? - I swing both ways. I mean, I like big, hairy m--.... uhhh, *sigh* ...Ok, I don't wanna be misunderstood here.
Let me try this again:
I'm looking for a game where I can play a creature of the night and get embroiled in a story of love, loss, revenge and learning how to get spattered brains out of lace.
If you're fondling a copy of VTR: Blood & Smoke or the new and improved Werewolf: The Forsaken's 2nd Edition - you've got what I'm looking for.
OR If you're running a Pathfinder game and you're open-minded about using the "Blood of the Night" supplement, I'm your guy. I'd love to play a vampire in your fantasy... I mean, your fantasy world... I mean, the world of your game, Tolkien-fantasy.
My Limitations:
1. So, anyway, since I exist solely as a sentient monolith in the Hellraiser dimension, I can't do Voice stuff.... I mean, Play-by-Voice. Mics and stuff. I can only do text. Meaning, I play in the Roll20 chat.
2. Also, as an ancient monolith I don't want to deal with minors - I only play with humans who are 18+.
What I Bring to The Table:
I bring the fire, baby....No, no, wait, don't run! Fire NOT bad!
What I meant was that I like quality roleplaying and I do my best to help make it happen, I like drama (not the flame-war kind, the Sopranos kind) and storytelling and I like sharing all that stuff with other like-minded people (sentient monoliths are people too, right?).
If you're a Storyteller/GM/DM and