
I your most wonderful overlord require's 1 or 2 victi <Bzzzzz-Bzzzzz> Volunteers for an utmost important mission to the <REDACTED> to battle the <REDACTED> that is a plot devised by the most foul and vile Communist Mutant Traitors from Alpha Complex. The mission will be taking place this Sunday July 19th at 2:30pm PST or -8GMT, The Troubleshooter team is required bring their own voice communicators <mics> as the Computer will keep in contact with the Troubleshooter team via his glorious Skype invention, to suggest otherwise is Treason!! please report to the nearest confessional booth for termination. Now Citizen you may find yourself saying " But im unaware of the Paranoia System and rules?! ". Well fear not citizen! for knowledge of the rules is Treason!! please report to the nearest confessional booth for termination have a nice day!. So friend Computer is willing to take on new citizens for his Troubleshooter team, the only thing that Computer ask is for a functional mic and not a lot of white noise. And remember!! Stay Alert, Trust no one, Keep your Laser Handy!! [side note this is going to be a 1shot type deal maybe spanning a few weeks, depending on how quickly things progress and the amount of fun that is being had, and done with homemade pregens][ also will be using the 2nd edition]