I am up for D. M.ing or playing. If some other D. M. has some amazing inspiration for a story that they can't just keep to themselves, sheesh, I would be up for helping them to present their epic. If a bunch of Dwarf fans prefer a system that I am less familiar with, I would prefer to be a player. At the moment, though, I could D. M. a Pathfinder thingy, with or without that Final Fantasy stuff. Or a Fifth Edition thingy. I suppose. There are just a lot fewer options. Either way, I am thinking up some crazy plots. Dwarves Versus Dragons: The Dwarves already won. Your ancestors were awesome dragon slayers. Or they knew some nasssty sneaky hobbitses. However legitimately, they got their mitts on some dragon treasure. Unfortunately, it was of the slow-burning curse variety. Your families' reputations are plummeting, accidents are becoming more commonplace, and some stinking pansy elves just moved in, next door. All of these things could be seen as coincidences, if not for the fact that there have been calling cards mocking you, all of the time. Diplomacy with dragons is out of the question. Taking the treasure back, being forgiven, and walking away happily is not the Dwarven way. Investigation, crazy cursed items, people questioning your honor, and maybe...the knowledge that the true treasure was the Dwarves we met along the way. *sniff* Dwarf On Dwarf Action: Two Dwarvish countries have been at war, for forever. It is one of those wars that has just always existed. You might even have friends from the opposing country, as long as you're willing to meet in neutral territory. It is on a visit to some neutral territory that you uncover the root of the conflict. And how it is just a precursor to something that would endanger countries even outside of the Dwarvish ones. Not that non-Dwarvish countries matter, anyway. But the danger is greater than this old routine war, is the point. The elves are probably behind it. You know, because their pointy ears were sticking out. Political intrigue, way too much magic, one "The Chosen One", and maybe...true love? Dwarves Headbutting Valhalla: Dwarves are traditionally fairly Lawful Good, reliable, and religious sorts. But it isn't Chaotic, Evil, unexpected, or atheistic to be bitter, when your gods snub you. As happens in various myths, you were commissioned by some gods to make something. Either they were one of those fickle gods, or you were having an off day, but either way, you did not receive payment for services rendered. Worse yet, the gods are starting to shop around. You could sabotage your competitors or try to improve your craftsmanship, but you would prefer stubbornness. That commissioned Shiv Of Healing is awesome, and you will prove it! Grandstanding, combat, people calling you crazy, and maybe...immortality.