GAMMA WORLD: TEMPLE OF THE HOSTESS Even at night, the Great Mound can be seen at a distance thanks to a trio of gamma moths that flit about and intermittently emit blasts of radiation - Snap, Crackle, and Pop the local mutos call them. During the day, it's the biggest damn gigant nest you've ever seen, and legend has it, these mutated bugs built their home around the ruins of the Ancients known as the Temple of the Hostess. When the Ham Riders - cannibalistic porkers with moto-bikes and attitudes - drove into town and took over the hardhold, their demand (and the consequence of non-compliance) was clear: Get into that Temple and retrieve its legendary holy relic, The Last Twinkie, or be slow-roasted on a spit and served with lettuce and tomato on rye. Every able-bodied freak in Funky Town was put to the task, and even a few that weren't so able-bodied. You're among them. Never mind the autogobile-sized gigants that call the place home or the urban legends that say the Temple contains twisted survivors and live metal from the Before Times. You need that Twinkie or Funky Town is Funky Toast . Will you get your hands, paws, vines, or tentacles on The Last Twinkie or yellow die #5 tryin'? System: Gamma World, based on D&D 4e Looking for 4 players with at least some GW and/or D&D 4e experience Character generation is random at the start of the session (2nd-level) 4-hour session - you should be there on time and stay for the duration Google+ Hangouts and basic macros required Sign up here .