Strike up the band! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy6OisX3uAU" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy6OisX3uAU</a> (set to the above) Where have all the listings gone For the early bird crew? Where's the European games I loved and I once knew? Isn't there a tavern serving quests with their mead? Early in the morning, I click and search for what I need! I NEED A DM! I'm hoping to find a DM in the dawn's early light They must be humane Have a safe space in game And they've gotta avoid drama fights! I NEED A DM! (chorus: AHHHH! AHHHH!) Some time after waking I search for a fantasy I try to find a game for two A game for my friend Ben and me A Transgender woman teamed up with a gay man We need a group who won't judge us for 'messing with god's plan.' (a true story) AHHHH!! We need a DM! We're seeking out a DM for a game at first light We don't need a pro We can take it slow Just give us a chance to join the fight! WE NEED A DM! We're waking up for a DM in the morning light From 6am eastern we're free until 12 noon To bring some characters to life! WE NEED A DM! We're holding out for a DM to embrace the morning's sight! (music jam!) A sad story, one you may heard before Of a group friendly to our face and talked about us behind closed doors in disgrace Our ideas now search for a new home PC's with tricks up their sleeves Ben has a few ideas And I play a bard you won't believe! (chorus: you won't believe!) WE NEED A DM! We're holding out for a DM, seeking out night after night They've got to be fair Honest and sincere With a quest for which we'd want to fight! WE NEED A DM! We're seeking out a DM for a game at first light Will it be with you? Or can you point us to A DM who is larger than life! WE NEED A DM! ------------------------------------- So...any DM's out there? 2 Enthusiastic and experienced players are seeking a new home ;)
