Don't read this topic. You still have so much to live for!

Under the pressure of my peers, I am unveiling the stupidest campaign I have ever written, in a world that is built out of every fantasy trope I hate, as a satiric send-up to D&D horror stories. The rules will be made up almost entirely on the fly, and the race and class selection will allow for... whatever. I'll let you know at the time, or just make you roll for it. If this sounds awful, you're damn right. Bring a drink.

When and where is this memefest taking place? I might just have to give it a shot.

Will I be able to play a fairy monk?  A fairy piloting a human-sized mech?  A fairy in general?

Trevor W. said: Will I be able to play a fairy monk?  A fairy piloting a human-sized mech?  A fairy in general? I think if you didn't play a fairy operating a human-sized golem, I'd be deeply disappointed. We'll probably make that happen.

If this takes place after 5:30 PST on any day Monday-Thursday, then I'll be wanting to straight up play a Gelatinous Cube sorcerer (or a straight up gelatinous cube). I can only imagine the shenanigans involving a gelatinous cube firing lasers. Keep me posted!

Awesome, I've been wanting to use my sprite synthesis summoner for a long time.  I'm willing to work with you to make the race balanced.  What day and time will this take place?  I generally have monday, wednesday, and friday after 6 PM PST available.

As much as I hate to ask, voice or text?

Megan Jones said: As much as I hate to ask, voice or text? Voice, video appreciated but not required. :)

Nate C. said: Megan Jones said: As much as I hate to ask, voice or text? Voice, video appreciated but not required. :) Figured as much.  Oh, well.

Nate C. said: Trevor W. said: Will I be able to play a fairy monk?  A fairy piloting a human-sized mech?  A fairy in general? I think if you didn't play a fairy operating a human-sized golem, I'd be deeply disappointed. We'll probably make that happen. I expect you guys to have a color-coded party of fairies that combine human-sized golems in glorious teamwork to defeat the monster of the session.

Rufei said: Nate C. said: Trevor W. said: Will I be able to play a fairy monk?  A fairy piloting a human-sized mech?  A fairy in general? I think if you didn't play a fairy operating a human-sized golem, I'd be deeply disappointed. We'll probably make that happen. I expect you guys to have a color-coded party of fairies that combine human-sized golems in glorious teamwork to defeat the monster of the session. God, please yes.

Is this intended to be a long-term campaign or a series of one shots? I ask, because I'm not sure I can commit to a long-term campaign of regular participation...but I've always wanted to play a Hill Giant Bard who's been polymorphed into a Halfling (actually, I've always wanted a bunch of Hill Giant Bards polymorphed into Halflings so their troupe could be called They Might Be Giants)...;)

DAMMIT!  Dammit, that's good.  I really want to be in this game now....

I'm around right now for a while, if you guys want to jump into a Google Hangout and discuss. :)

i would love to join this shenanigan if you would have me (currently don't have voice)

Nate C. said: I'm around right now for a while, if you guys want to jump into a Google Hangout and discuss. :) Sorry, I wasn't around...although, I'm happy to jump into a Hangout and talk—what time works for everyone?

Should one bring the infamous... Pun Pun...

i would love to join a google hangout (voice matter fixed)

Can this memefest get streamed? Please?

I am so very interested in this game.  I want to play as a Minotaur beatboxing Bard.

This sounds fabulous to me and I second the request that it be streamed. 

I'll need PMs from anyone who is genuinely interested, so we can figure out scheduling. :) As far as streaming, I'm already looking into it. At the least, it will be a YouTube series. :)

Nate C. said: I'll need PMs from anyone who is genuinely interested, so we can figure out scheduling. :) As far as streaming, I'm already looking into it. At the least, it will be a YouTube series. :) ...mind if I get a link to your channel so I can subscribe now before I forget? :D

TED said: Nate C. said: I'll need PMs from anyone who is genuinely interested, so we can figure out scheduling. :) As far as streaming, I'm already looking into it. At the least, it will be a YouTube series. :) ...mind if I get a link to your channel so I can subscribe now before I forget? :D I haven't put the channel up yet -- this will be one of several projects that take place on it. It will be going up this week, though!