Hello, I have some new time on Sundays and perhaps early Fridays or late Saturdays and would like to try and get a setting out to see if anyone has any interest. The pitch is as follows: Ad in the Real Deal Magazine:
Four Bedroom Apartment in Queens District with great view of Rochdale
Village and good neighbors. Perfect place for first time renters w/
controlled rent. Comes with kitchen, dining area, living area, fully
furnished bathroom, four queen sized beds, refrigerator, art deco
design, free art, and pull out couch for guests. Last occupants were
certainly not murdered by a serial killer who lived on the 13th floor.
Ample room to have guests. Near great eating establishments. Nightlife
is bumpin'. Street vendors open at all times. Did I mention former
residents totally moved out and you don't need to ask any questions
about them? $750 per person per month, security deposit necessary, and
will bring in a chaplain or priest if you require it to prove the place
isn't haunted. Pets welcome, co-ed allowed, responsible super on duty.
If interested contact Marla Wright at 867-5309. PS Totally kosher past.
You are out of the house now, on your own, and somehow landed in New
York, New York. The land of opportunity, the land of many languages, the
land of ethnic towns and foods, of street vendors and sideshows, of
weird stores that sell bizarre knick-knacks and get their own reality
shows. You have truly arrived...and now you have to live with some
wackadoos to get this great apartment. Why is it so great? Why is the
landlady so evasive? Why are your neighbors so weird? Does that really
matter when you can party the night away and sleep in until dawn before
you have to go to work? Maybe these roommates won't be so bad.
And maybe Vesuvius was a tiny hiccup.
Welcome to Monsterhearts, all the drama and fun with double the dose of
normal comedy. You are in for the ride of your life and maybe you'll
even score a hottie or two of your very own. Maybe you'll get your dream
job. Maybe, just maybe, you'll actually see some action and some of the
sights. And maybe you'll all be murdered in your sleep and end up
haunting the place like American Horror Story season one. And maybe
you'll actually get the superintendent to do his mother effin' job once
in a while. But, hey, on your salary this place is a steal. You can even
get seats to the Daily Show! Man, isn't New York awesome?
So memorize the subway lines, learn how to hail a taxi, and get your big boy panties on, it's time to have some crazy times in:
Monsterhearts: Fighting Maturity! If this interests you, let me know what days are open to you (I'd prefer Friday or Sunday but can be flexible) and what kind of Skin you might like (note that just because you like the Skin doesn't mean it will be available).
