Beginner Campaign Recaps

Recaps for the beginner campaign are put here.

I was captured for being a drow and drug to this stupid island. They placed this weird device in my head that shocked me when someone hit the button. They gave the button to Aldeyr who immediately Shocked me. They forced us to go after this giant serpent bird, looks like a giant flaming chicken. We tracked the bird to a cave. Where we encountered its' babies. We killed these baby chickens for a bit then Lilith fell into a hole and threw a grappling hook to save himself. That kobold, Pickles, attempted to kill Lilith by removing the grappling hook he was secured on. Lilith re-threw the grappling hook to save himself. It hit me disabling my lower left arm. Aldeyr shocked me again while I was trying to kill some more baby chickens. I took the button from him then went back to slaying baby chickens until we found the mother chicken that we were searching for. Aldeyr later pushed Gunder into the way of her breath attack. In order to save them I threw one of the carcasses of the baby chickens at her and taunted her. In the end we killed the giant mother chicken; however, we lost Pickles and Gunder. Gunder's wolf still crys to this day. Aldeyr was sentenced to a life of servitude for his actions. Oh yeah a deranged chicken bit me in the ass.

With a new day came a new assignment for myself, Wumbo Wamba Jingles III, and for my fellow convict, Glib. Our assignment today: To go collect lumber for the castle, located on a distant island. With this new task also came new companions. I was introduced to Cirrus, Orguk, and Eilinen. They are all volunteers who willingly decided to join our party. With Captain Norman leading us and Captain Edward James captaining the ship, we head off towards the island. On the way, Cirrus attempts to convince the wind to help the journey go faster, but she instead makes the wind goes to a halt. In response, Glib decides to start rowing with all 4 of his arms. Seeing that we are going around in circles, me and Orguk decide to go row on the other side of the ship to help us to go straight. While hitting some rough waves, Eilinen fell over the ship, so Myself and Lillith attempted to throw a rope to her and help Eilinen get back on the ship. In this process, Lillith also fell overboard, but they both managed to get their way back onto the ship. Then suddenly, a group of sharks appeared! We handled the sharks with ease, including an amazing front flip onto an alive shark giving it a deathly blow, done by yours truly. After the sharks were taken care of, a wave hits the ship and various people fall prone, and our Captain Edward James II hilariously falls overboard, Captain Norman then decides he will steer the ship. While I went to the “poop deck” Glib managed to fall of the ship as well as Captain Edward in an attempt to save him. I then attempted to help them both by pulling the rope attached to Glib, I then fall off as well and Captain Edward and Glib were in danger in falling. Using the strength and teamwork of the party still on the ship, Me, Edward, and Glib managed to get out of the water and back on the ship. Finally, we arrived on the island, and a druid was present. The druid then asked who the leader was and I stepped forward and claimed the role, me and Glib were both shocked by my expense by Captain Norman. I felt bad and apologized to Glib, casting cure light wounds to help him feel better. After we loaded the wood onto the ship, we were back off towards home. The first day passed uneventfully and I decided to play a tune to lift everyone’s spirits. Eilinen decided to leave her post on the crows nest, and then suddenly we are confronted by pirates! As the Pirate captain and Captain Edward were having a verbal confrontation, I decided to go below deck and ready my crossbow. Unbeknownst to myself, Edward decided “fuck it” and rammed into the other ship, causing me to fall out of our ship, into the pirate ship below deck, and into a jail cell. While I heard various shots and cannon fire going off above me, I managed to escape my cell and start a fire. I was unaware that Captain Edward wanted the ship in prime condition. Eventually, we bested the pirates with no casualties of our own, and Captain Edward James II received a brand new, badly damaged, ship.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IMPROVISED SESSION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As we first start our journey we were at a campfire, Ogruk meets Garb and he kicks me away sadly... Garb says we are doing an extermination today which sounds fun! I hope this Garb dude is cool. We were told to eliminate the nests. Orguk is unsure of what kind of nests these are but hopefully, they aren’t too bad. As we talk further Edward says it may be some sort of insect. Seems pretty easy to me. Thankfully Ed has brought some bug repellent. He had only brought enough for himself. What a nobility. After a few hours of sailing around the island, we finally arrive at the shore. I try to go into stealth but before I could even try to stealth a bug comes out of the sea and attacks me. The bug hurts me pretty badly surprising me. As I attempt to shoot the bug I misfire the bullet blows up in my face making me pretty wounded. I take revenge on this menacing anthropod as I shoot at it once more and blow its head off leaving it twitching on the ground. Wumbo Wamba Jingles thinks he is so sneaky as he walks over to a little mound on the hill to see what is in it. When he got closer a bunch of these bugs come flying out of the mound! I take another shot at the bugs that came out and exterminate one of the five bugs. I threw my trident through one of the them and it smashes through it and sticks out of it like a flagpole. Orguk two, everyone else, Zero. Three left Orguk is anticipating a great victory here. One of the bugs flew over to Garb and the other to Ed and Eilene. Edward just smashes it with a cane. Much wow, very pristine, much majest. I grab a bug and tried to but it’s head off but it bit be back. Eilene kills said bug. As we kill these insects Eilene notices another mound across the water. Wumbo thinks he is fascinating and tries to lure the bugs to himself emerging from the mound we just discovered. What a dork. Eilene discovers a bag in the boat with some Potions in there and gives Wumbo and me one of these healing potions. We attack these bugs and Orguk takes out 2 more. One of the two remaining bugs walks towards me and it just falls over. No idea what happened there. I watch Wumbo stab this bug that just fell over. I then proceed to eliminate the last one with my trident. We then head over to the over mound and wumbo trips in the water. I laugh slightly in my head so no one hears me, I try to help the little guy but he slips back into the water. Eilene then takes wumbo to the other side and throws him into the hole head first into the hole. Orguk admires Garbador’s strength as he fist bumps him. Some bugs come out of the mound and attack Eilene and Wumbo. I lay down while these baboons figure their problems out. I get awoken to this abrupt thud on my feet and see Eilene running past me with a swarm of bug following. Garb just walks into this swarm of bugs giggling and laughing maniacally. What an inspiration! We work our way into the cave and Orguk crits the queen and smothers her with one bullet. Garb gives us all a special ribbon. I stab it into my chest to show how much of a worthy Half-Orc I am. I challenge to Wumbo to an arm wrestle and I let him win.

♫Through the eyes of a corgi......♫ Woof, woof-woof woof woof. Bark bark, woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Bark-Snarl….WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! *Tail Wags* … *sniff… sniff…* Bark… bark bark bark. *sprints off to the sunset…* Bark bark!!! *whine…* Bark bark bark!!!!! *snarl-bark* *whines…sniffing cam* wuff….woof?? *head tilt, then drags cam back* BARK BARK!!! *Growl – Bite!* Grrrrrr… *Barks ferociously! Whines….* *Charges Wumbo… Growl-Bark-Bite* *To Emptar* Master… May I travel with these People? Some I feel have potential…. *IN OTHER WORDS - Here's a brief translation *  My master has gone missing... Emptar had left me in the middle of the night.... My master's father has asked for help... They should be arriving soon... Wait... I smell them! POTENTIAL FRIENDS HERE I COME! They lead me down to the old fence.. I smell my masters scent and lead them down to the old ruins... he's in there. I know it. There's these large scorpion like creatures here... harming my master, I must defend him. We begin attacking them, finally killing the two smaller ones and cam attacking the large one with a club after I gnawed it's arm off.. killing it dead. Orguk being the selfish person he is decided to shoot the lock off, sending lightning and killing my masters father.... My eyes are heavy to this day.  For some reason, I feel the need to attack the naked man... and I do so.... he ends up dying afterwards....  My master decides to give his Javelin to Eilene.... Good choice... I ask Emptar if I can join the party... a few still have potential... He says I can. Yay.