Super Mario Bothers: An annoying plumber won't stop playing the "I'm not touching you!" game. Sonic the Edgehog: A piece of bacon tries to collect rings, but it's just a piece of bacon. Jous: Dipping roast ostrich in a reduced boullion sauce; delicious but repetitive. AC-Man: Racing through the inner workings of an air conditioner, trying to avoid ghosts. Moral Combat: The entire game consists of a philosophical discussion about whether or not violence can be justified. Okemon: Travel the forests of Oklahoma gathering perfectly ordinary animals, then eating them. Rand Theft Auto: A long-winded discourse about how theft is morally acceptable because greed is good. Alf-Life: Simulation game wherein you raise a cat-eating alien from the planet Melmac from birth to old age. Tarcraft: Create armies of beings made of thick, sticky black goo. Production canceled due to claims of racism. Word of Warcraft: An entirely text-based MMORPG. Doo: When scientists accidentally open a portal to another dimension, you are tasked to destroy the poop-monsters before they destroy the world! 'Meroid: A little blue guy runs around with his Preparation-H cannon. You really don't want to play this, trust me. Need for Peed: Two games share this name; the better of the pair involves toenails. Ghost Econ: Manage the financial needs of restless spirits with no access to bank accounts, jobs, or even the ability to handle cash. Okay, I'm done. Someone else's turn! PS: I lied, one more: Ass Effect. This game really stinks!
