Tirol Capital City Tiresia The catacombs under the Royal Hall “Gentlemen, I have requested your attendance to discuss the matters of the intended peace treaty.” T.R.Edwards began, parading in front of his board of advisers akin to an elder statesman. The schemes that each had interwoven together politically, socially and financially designed to facilitate mutual destruction, bound the group tighter far tighter than those of kinship. “It is my belief that this dull creature, the Regent , I believe it calls itself, will wish to display its prowess. Like some simplistic rutting beast, it will attempt to intimidate us with a grandiose display of power.” Edwards continued, he had memorised this speech, rehearsed and anticipated the likely counter responses to his proposals. Carefully reading the expressions of these senior officers, looking for dissention. “Quite honestly, we should not be surprised if this primordial slug tries to intimidate us by flashing its genitalia at us!” The crude attempt at humour was met with polite yet forced laughter. “I would encourage a united display in kind!” The statement had been designed to catch the board members off guard, judging from their poorly masked expressions, he had succeeded. “Sir, this makes me uncomfortable to ask, but what is it that you are proposing?” Cpt.Benson inquired. Edwards , inclined his head, traces of a smile faintly playing at his lips. The question was staged, Benson had been fully briefed on the intended plan, and was performing his role admirably. “A reasonable inquiry Captain, thankyou for asking. Gentlemen, I am not an unreasonable man, these ideas are but drafts, fluid and mobile. I encourage your input.” Edwards replied courteously. “As we are all aware, the Zentraedi race were culturally and socially neutered. When the famed Lynn- Minmie , performed her glorious rendition aboard the SDF1 , the enemy forces were thrown into chaos. Displays of public affection are known to repulse them.” Memories of the aftermath of the Zentraedi Holocaust, remained still as vivid in his mind as the day his one true love died in his arms. The day Rick and Lisa Hunter abandoned him to die at Alaska Base . “I pray that you enjoyed last week’s performances gentlemen?” Edwards continued, silently choking back the rising fury of the memories invoked by the devastation of Earth, of his abandonment. He HAD to maintain control, there were strategic steps that were yet to be implemented. Nods and murmurs greeted his inquiry. “Careful Edwards.” He told himself. “Don’t loose them!” They feared him, as rightly they should, however that had been a short-sighted approach, his newly intended plan should prove to be far more effective. “If you are in agreement, I propose that we utilize similar tactics in greeting this Regent.” He finished humbly. “Sir, I do not wish to overstep my rank and position on the board, but it would be difficult to predict how effective the performance might be. Are there other measures that might be taken?” On cue, presented in the correct tone, Cpt.Benson responded respectfully. “Hmmf, yes, well young Captain. Thankfully there are older and wiser heads on this board.” Lieutenant Learman rebuked. “As the honourable General Edwards described, this self-proclaimed Regent behaves like a simplistic beast. An overwhelming demonstration of power, of our numbers! That should be a sufficient demonstration, that should strike fear into the beast!” A chorus of supportive voices echoed about the conference room. Lt. Learman was not well liked, however the idea had merit, and should it fail, the blame would fall solely apon his shoulders. Like hungry jackals, the other board members lay in wait to take advantage of any sign of weakness. “I applaud your idea Lieutenant, though we must take care. This Regent has previously displayed an animalistic low cunning, should it detect a redeployment of our forces, it may sink its teeth into our exposed flanks.” General Edwards replied running his hand across the light stubble on his chin. Emboldened, another ambitious Lieutenant spoke up. “General Edwards, I wish to table a proposal, one that may permit us to satisfy both requirements. The ship yards, both here and at Karbarra, are capable of producing vast numbers of vessels.” “How much lead time do you truly think that we have?” Lt. Learman interjected derisively. “No where near enough Lieutenant, not for complete vessels. However maybe we do not require functional vessels, only the appearance of them!” “An interesting prospect!” General Edwards interjected before the conversation could become derailed. “Are you suggesting the use of decoys? A bold strategy Lieutenant!” “Yes…Yes sir that was precisely my line of thinking.” The Lieutenant stumbled, was that what he was going to suggest, unsure he simply agreed to save embarrassment? “General!” Lt. Learman interjected. “Maybe not decoys as such, but the shells of our battle cruisers. We could easily increase the appearance of our numbers by anchoring these armoured shell vessels in orbit around the planets. Husband our resources, and should the peace talks fail, the hulks can be drawn back into the factories for completion!” Clearly proud of his proposal, and hijacking the attention back to himself, Lt. Learman sat back lauding the attention and approval of his fellow officers. The subsequent show of hands, in conjunction with General Edwards nod of respect, sealed the motion. Smiling to himself, Lt. Learman took delight in the envy evident in the cautious glances cast his way. Back in the Generals private quarters, Captain Benson and T.R.Edwards review the events at the UEEF military board. “Masterful work Sir!” Cpt.Benson gushed in admiration. “Thank you Benson . Something you said in passing inspired me to trial a different approach. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.” General Edwards replied, taking pains to indulge the man. “But how could you know that he would suggest the use of decoys? The increase in ship production?” The bewilderment clearly evident on Cpt.Benson’s face. “Psychology my dear man, some officers are more susceptible to suggestion than others. Lt. Learman is one such candidate.” General Edwards replied flippantly, drawing the two of them a local Tiresian liquor. An outlandishly overpriced extravagance, but apt for celebrating a success of this nature. “ Learman , and a number of other members of the board, have received production debriefs for both the Karbarren and Tirolian ship yards these last weeks. The UEEF military entertainment channel, at my request, l has been running a series on historical warfare, the use of misdirection in the Cold War era.” “Very well Sir, you manipulated their decision process, but to what end?” The captain enquired, perplexed. “This creates the illusion of choice, Benson , the illusion of choice. If the members of the board believe that their voices matter, that they are influential in forging our new direction, they will flock to our cause.” Edwards replied coolly, his eyes hard and uncaring. “Those who are easily manipulated shall be rewarded with favourable promotions and postings. Those who can not see the preferable ease provided by following this new path, well shall be redistributed to locations and postings that are less desirable. Locations and postings where their non-compliance will have minimal effect.” “Talking of non-compliance, would you care to join me to witness the effects of our latest interrogation techniques?” The question was rhetorical, having witnessed some of the earlier unsanctioned interrogations, Benson paled at the thought. “Oh, come now Benson , we have a special guest this evening!” The General stated, revealing little, yet Benson noted the mania that crept into the man’s one good eye. “Dear God, he enjoys this!” Benson exclaimed to himself in horror.