The ballad of the flying Bard (to the tune of Ragnar the Red) Hoaru the fighter and Banjo the bard
Thought nothing of jumping over a giant crab
Acrobatics they used and flail snails went mad
As the heroes fly over away from their grasp
But then all went quiet as Lorenzo said
Someone hold my beer, and he took a step
All the heroes there present told him to think
But Lorenzo was sure that to jump was his thing.
And a giant leap took the bard into the air
Where Lorenzo displayed all of his flair
And Lorenzo fell crashing to ground for his deed
Where a giant crab caught him and squeeze ‘till he bleed.
