Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this adventure has clearly taken. A burning body in a latrine, please. Everybody knows that no matter how strong and hot the fire is and a body covered in shit and vomit will never burn to ashes for the matter of fact that it is too wet. Btw why can’t we see anything nice about Chult? Like the dino massacre of 963 when M’bape fell off Chocolate Chip only to be eaten by Cheeseburger Banana Split which was then gored by Cherryblossom Tealeaf which again was then trampled by Carpark Joyride only to be shot by Giff the Faraway to secure his victory over Spaceraft Trashheap. It was the first and only glorious time a humanoid hippopotamus won a footrace against a sailing ship in a dinosaur race. This would also put finally more annihilation and tombs in your current programme. Yours ect. Lt. Brigadier Jeremy Mercer-Rutenberg of the Satine-Mearls Association, Perkins, missing (Daughter) “What the bloody…? Okay, who wrote this? I told you to stay away from my letter section! Step forward you cowards and face me like the cowards you are!”
