Allow me to introduce myself: Compodulator the unknowledged. I'm stuck in a perpetual catch-22: I can't join a DnD campaign because the DM wants experienced players, and yet I can't gain experience because I can't play to get experience. Sounds like job hunting! Hahaha... haha... ha... where's my whiskey bottle when I need it... I'm also screwed medically: I can't use VC because I suffer from audiogenic epilepsy. Imagine, if you will, being allergic to peanuts. You can eat walnuts and almonds all you want, but the second you're in the same room as a peanut, you're dead. Apply the same idea to epilepsy - once exposed to sounds within a certain frequency range, the longer I am exposed to it, the chance of me collapsing on the floor and going into a grand mal grows indefinitely. The difference is that I can't stab myself to be good enough to crawl to ER. And I can't even drink the pain away. Fuck my life. I'm in the UTC+2 timezone and am available mostly on Friday evenings, usually past 18:00. I have zero experience. I have zero knowledge. I have no idea where to look for said knowledge - Google really likes to show funny stories consisting mostly of bards sexually harassing their way into and out of trouble. In a way, I want to be the bard, I guess. Now let's go to the final, and most pathetic part: DnD is actually part of my bucket list. I'm not suggesting I'll kill myself if I don't get picked up by someone, that is very much counter-productive. I guess... I don't know what to do anymore. If anyone feels like picking up a clingy newbie under their wing and is willing to actually take care of him until he grows, feel free to post here.
