New tabletop player looking for a group.

Or, you know - a oneshot, if you're a DM willing to do such a thing. Simply put, I've done one game ever, and it accounts for everything you might see in my profile. I am literally one step up from being a total newbie. I'm looking for a group of patient people willing to help teach me the ways of DnD. I'm 25, work five days a week with varying availability at the moment, am open to 18+ content in whatever form it comes in, and have a good deal of text-based roleplay experience. Send me a message if you're interested in whatever. I'll most likely be here.

If you want a community to join for a lot of good games, check out  The Guild Living Campaign .  Also you might want to put your time zone (doesn't matter for us, but does for a lot of games). 

My bad. Timezone is EDT, UTC -4.

...125 players. While I appreciate the offer, I will pass.

Macabre Mage said: ...125 players. While I appreciate the offer, I will pass. I mean, only 5-6 at a table at a time, but the community isn't for everyone.  I wish ya luck.