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5e D&D Sillyess

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Edited 1536701785
Hey people putting together a game tomorrow at around 12 pm EST. Anyone interested let me know, here are the details. Bring your favorite level 5 character and be ready to use voice chat.  The greatest Swordsman The greatest Swordsman in the land has given up the blade. Hanging his sword above the oven at his new profession Pastry Baker. Leaving his last quest undone.(edited) Jack Vorpal the has offered his singing sword to anyone who can finish his last quest. "This quest was given to me by the Princess of Thoom. I was one a journey to free her kingdom from a race of monsters called the Smorps. 3-4 peaches tall they Smorps live in mushroom houses hidden in the forest led by the crimson clad Father Smorp. All of them are cold and blue skinned wearing strange white cloths and love to sing their haunting songs. Lala llalallalaaa, la la la laa laaaa, quietly at first but the louder it gets the closer they are to making the kill.(edited) Father is an evil wizard who gains his power from the blood of children. He sends out the evil Smorps to collect orphans so that he can bath in the blood of emotional pain. Coloring his clothes Crimson and his heart black.(edited) Father Smorp must be killed but he is not the only threat. O no. Smorphet, the grotesque queen must also be destroyed. She is a thousand times the size of the rest of the Smorps, bloated with eggs that are gathered by her Smorp slaves and guarded by the fiercest of their warriors, called Soldier Smorps, until the full moon when they hatch. This hidden village will be impossible to find the only know person to have been there and survive is the wizard Gargangle. He and his cat have spent their entire lives trying to capture or kill all the Smorps. Remember heroes dont be fooled by their looks the Smorps are evil through and through and must all be killed. Down to the last Smorplings." Jack has stated to cry a bit at he told this story. "I could not overcome them all and as such i can no longer be called the Greatest Swordsman in the land. If you can defeat this threat i will give you my singing sword, Shshhshnerfuff, and then i can finally rest in peace. And bake pies."
Evil Smorps