Interested in DND 5E for right now. Hello there! Forever DM Evan here, hoping to get back into the swing of things as a player because I feel a little detached from the player experience. How am I supposed to play with my PC's if I can't even remember what it was like to be one? Now, here are two rules for me personally speaking that might be deal-breakers: Rule 1: I want to play starting from level 3 or higher since I'd love to not get shot with an arrow and instantly die. Rule 2: Your game must be cool with the LGBTQ lifestyle as most of my characters turn into bisexual disasters. Rule 3: Please have your audio levels under control, I won't stay in a game if someone is eating chips into their mic for half of it. Rule 4: If your Pay to Play game is over $10 per session then don't message me. I know (or at least I've heard) about groups that are icky and try to stay away from them if at all possible. Right now I'm taking in Free To Play Games but also Pay to Play games. I would prefer free to play but understand that more than likely groups that pay to be there are usually higher quality. That being said here are my characters! Malvo Dawnstar, Druid of Spores : Sometimes something has to die for it to become part of nature. Sometimes you have to get your ass beat to know who you really are. Sometimes you have to take a bit of that moldy cheese to realize if it's really moldy or something foreign. That's the kinda guy Malvo is these days. After being raised by his kind mom and dad (who are both FULLY ALIVE) he has taken off to experience the world in all ways possible. Although he's a wood elf and a druid he isn't super sure why people are so protective of nature. The planet isn't simply going to die anytime soon...right? Pushing that crippling fear down his throat he decides to profit from his journies by helping the rich and making a serious profit to fund his continued survival. Sprocket Folder, Oathbreaker Paladin: Stop me if you've heard this one before. Man marries woman and pledges and oath of allegiance to her for his entire life. Man finds out woman cheated on him. The man starts worshipping the Goddess Aphrodite and gets superpowers afterward! I lost you there at the end, right? Well, sometimes Oathbreaker Paladins really don't break their oaths by choice. Sometimes they marry a manipulative woman who only wants them for their royal bank account and breaks that oath for him. Sprocket is a little Halfling noble that, now fueled with depression over his previous love, fully worships Aphrodite and is polyamorous. You wanna love this guy? Join the club, because he is the newest bad boy on the scene looking for women, men, and everything in between. Oz, Illusion Wizard: They say that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he never existed. Well, that isn't possible but Asmodeus is still trying to do it. After being stuck at the bottom of the Nine Hells, he fully wants to change his life because this all sucks. After dividing his power amongst all the archdevils at his command he reincarnated himself as the human wizard Oz to escape captivity. Now, unless he wants to be sent back to hell, Oz will have to search for a way to life hack his way into heaven. How do heroes usually do that? Oh yeah, by going on adventures and saving people! This should be a fun time! He just has to hope that none of his previous servants find him or his party wandering around! Nothing can possibly go wrong. If any of these guys interest you, please go on ahead and hit me up! Send me a link to your game in here or PM me an invitation to talk! I am on the EST timezone if anyone is curious.
