Video message to the department of In-human Resources As we investigated a strange pyramid thing in the ocean we found the sweet ice creatures that had a hate on for Turag we're actually more similar to an intergalactic jailor. They were charged with protecting life, all life, from a micro-parasite they called Bionicites. These little things would infect, destroy and rebuild whatever they came across which sounded scary enough, but it gets better, well first it gets better then it gets worse. The good news is that Lucy finally adopted his name as Lucy and managed to work and listen to Benna about how to hack into computers. Together Lucy and Benna were able to tell the ice jailors not to attack us so that Benna could reprogram the system that was failing to contain the Bionicites. The plan worked good to that point, the jailors let us by without a fight and we found some of the Bionicites growing off something, Thorfrid and Benna were able to use a really fucking cold gun that Turag made to slow and kill the micro-kritters. Plus Nosmo did his thing and blasted the bit that was left that Thorfrid and Benna thought was small enough for him to handle. That's when things took a jog to right. Turag thought he should take some samples of the micro-kritters and got himself infected. Now I definitely recall Benna mentioning a warning from the nice jailors -do not get infected or they will be forced to attack- something about if even one of the little creatures was allowed to escape it would be doom, which I believe Turag heard cause he wanted to run away at that point like a boy seeing a spider for the first time. His efforts at that point to scare everyone into leaving really didn't work cause next thing there was a contest to see who could get to the little creatures first and Thorfrid had to lay down the law that she goes first not Benna and certainly not Lucy, you got a girl's name and we accept you for that but know your place boy. Anyways getting back to the point Turag gets himself infected because he's Turag of course he does. Then the ice jailors start attacking him, and we were just starting to really get along. So the really good idea gets tossed out to avoid the fight we could put Turag in the container he made to hold the bio-creepers and maybe someday heal him if we needed something fixed, and we're desperate, like really desperate. The plan works great, better then great cause now everyone is alive, well everyone important anyways and we finally managed to get Turag to be quiet. Benna and Lucy again work well together to get the computer system working and rig it freeze the entire ship in some kind of stasis field with the catch being its a dead man's switch so of course a woman has to stay behind. I leave behind one of my copies to complete the task, this is great for 2 reason's first Gawain was concerned these nice jailors had a crush on me and this will get him off my ass. Second Gawain has a nice ass, I mean, have to remember to edit this out. Second if the jailors did have a crush on me this could leave that avenue open in the future, might be good to have them as allies in fight sometime. After we got off the spaceship Nosmo sets to trying to purge Turag of the Bionicite, I thought can't we wait I am really enjoy the silence. I mean when Tut links all our minds together the Turag voice in my head is definitely faster but it does tend to interrupt other people, like a lot, with comments about bennies and giving it conviction and something called a fireside chat.(hahaha, jab straight at Victor) Anyways Nosmo tries to purify Turag by using some kind of radiation basically cooking or freeze drying Turag but gets carried away with it and almost vapourizers Turag aside from some dust. With the Bionicte dead we tried to bring Turag back using the Millenial Tree leaf but I guess we needed Keegan's strange ram thing to make it work cause (Saint Rebecca pauses to mouth the word 'thankfully' at the camera) nothing happened. The group was a upset over the loss of Turag and at a eulogy we had for him I mimicked the words of the Turag voice I heard in my head, "He was a pain the ass" and will be missed. Now Gawain thinks I am so upset at the loss of Turag he has promised to take me shopping to take my mind off it. I like him, not sure Gawain knows I have the ability to just make almost anything I need, but I will let him think he is helping me, good way to keep him in line. Maybe in death Turag may actually be useful for me and Gawain. er umm I should edit that last bit out. *Message Sent* ("Dammit Turag. I mean, shit who the hells am I gonna blame everything now," realization sets in Turag is gone)
