Hello friends! Join me on an epic one off adventure full of role play, classic dungeon crawling, and numerous twists! This is a homebrew that I have run and refined 4 times now. It is both epic and lighthearted. Combat is challenging, but rewards clever thinking. Roleplay is full of puzzles and tough choices, but the funniest answers get a luck boost. You work for a top secret organization known as the Bureau of Image Protection, or the B.I.P. for short. You are fixers. You bail out the nations famous heroes when they run in to trouble, something they manage to do quite often. Without your noble and stealthy efforts, such laudable names as the Invincible Gremwaller, Caroline the Blind, or even Globula could collide with failure and the tarnishing of their heroic brands. It goes without saying that such catastrophe cannot be allowed. Book sales would plummet. Speaking tours would be placed in indefinite hiatus. Children might even cease to purchase action figures. Perish the thought! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to travel to the town of Windle in pursuit of the hero The Merciless Midge. (It is highly recommended that you say the entire phrase "The Merciless Midge" when referring to the subject as she is known to exact swift vengeance on those who fail to fully pronounce her noble name.) She and her Merry Band responded to a distress call concerning the derelict tower of the evil warlock Dunedain, dead some 130 years. It has been nearly two weeks since The Merciless Midge's departure, and she has not returned. Strange lights and sounds are reported emanating from the tower, and the Count von Windle, ruler of the town of Windle, grows increasingly distressed. You must locate The Merciless Midge, rescue her if necessary as well as her companions, eliminate whatever nefarious force animates the tower, and ensure The Merciless Midge receives full credit for this triumph. Your country needs you! Some side notes and FAQs: 1. Getting involved in the local politics of Windle is strictly forbidden however tempting or honorable a cause may be. Under no circumstances are you to become revolutionaries. 2. You are absolutely forbidden to engage in any eldritch wedding ceremonies, especially those involving the deceased relatives of the current leadership of Windle. If you yourself are getting married in such an affair, you will no longer be considered an agent of the B.I.P. 3. If at any point you are invited to join a musical montage with a piece of animate furniture, while this is not strictly against regulations, it is advised to check your surroundings first. 4. Player characters will be level 10. 5. Think of a swashbuckling Disney movie for the vibe. One player based his character on Gaston from Beauty & the Beast, and it was bloody excellent. 6. I've been DMing 5e for ~10 years. 7. Newbies welcome! Listing link: <a href="https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240054/bureau-of-image-protection" rel="nofollow">https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240054/bureau-of-image-protection</a> This game will require payment to the Game Master at a rate of $15, one time, via Venmo or Paypal. Roll20 is not responsible for any payment transactions and cannot enforce any private arrangements.