LFG d&d - new guy who wants to learn and conquer the world

Heyo, Im 27 yo guy living in Europe (gmt +2). I never played d&d but I rly want to! I got experience with board games, video games. I was role-playing in many mmos and some other game at multiplayer but never had a chance to try glorious dd, so im totally hyped about it :D i hope that there is a group which would welcome me and hold my hand while I'll be taking my first baby dd steps.  I'm nice, kind, respectful, not racist, not aggressive and I like animals :D I'm easy to go with, my imagination is wild and crazye. I like jokes, like all all type  of jokes and humor (i love dark humor and dad jokes the most - cant help it :D ). So if there is some group looking for person and wouldn't mind teaching someone on amazing dd adventure let me know :) I'm learning fast and I would love to be part of it! :) Cheers and gl, hf all :)

We are looking for 1 more player for our Waterdeep Dragon Heist game on Fridays@ 8am EST.  It is a paid game.  If you are interested message me.  This game will require payment to the Game Master at a rate of $10 session paid by Paypal. Roll20 is not responsible for any payment transactions and cannot enforce any private arrangements.

Mike said: We are looking for 1 more player for our Waterdeep Dragon Heist game on Fridays@ 8am EST.  It is a paid game.  If you are interested message me.  This game will require payment to the Game Master at a rate of $10 session paid by Paypal. Roll20 is not responsible for any payment transactions and cannot enforce any private arrangements. Thanks for invite but it's like midnight for me when it will start :(