Trouble Shooter, and or Protein Vat Maintenance Worker, this message is security clearance [INFRA-RED]. If you do not have [INFRA-RED] clearance, kindly disregard this message. Your assistance is required in helping Friend Computer sort out Mutants and Traitors, and EXECUTE them. Please report to Briefing Room THX-1138 to meet your 3-9 co-workers and receive your mission briefing. If you believe you might be either a mutant and/or a traitor, kindly report to the nearest Assisted Suicide Pod Confession Booth for reprograming. Friend Computer thanks you for your assistance in this matter and reminds you: _ HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY!!!