The plot centers on the (mis)adventures of the eponymous Acquisitions Inc., a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits banded together in a pseudo-corporate formation on a quest for fame and wealth. Seeking adventurers who can set play part in a fun relaxed campaign full of people joking around and having a good time, needing people wanting to help us build a world filled with humorous anecdotes and consequence for the fact we are all horrible heroes. If you haven't watched the Acquisitions Incorporated PAX shows please do, because this is what I'm looking for in an ongoing campaign and hopefully there are others out there with me. Games running every Sunday 2pm EST RESTRICTIONS-- Level 1, PHB 1, 300 gold, Standard array. Yeah that's right.... This game isn't about min maxing and OP builds it's about having a good time and having a great balance between characters. If you can't have a great time puking on the barmaid or harassing the princess without rolling 3d6+1d8+6 damage on an at-will than go play somewhere else..... seriously i just finished a campaign with a level 2 ranger doing the above damage, I felt like his squire......it was depressing. I mean how the hell do you scale damage to one person? I can see it now, at level 7 he'll be fighting purple worms solo while we're taking on skeletons. All it does is break the game, and I want an on-going adventure that will still be enjoyable in the months to come. PM me if interested with character sheet and amusing backstory.
