His most high marshal of the first oceanic navy of her majesty the grand Padishah of the Palace of ten thousand pearls, the exalted master of the sea serpent style of martial arts, keeper of Whelm, defender of the River of Infinite Worlds, the godslayer, Duke Oozomandis al-Durrat al-Amwaj ibn ‘ir Kalbari, the only once defeated champion of the court of Water. Currently trapped in a diamond and gold decanter that is translucent and contains a glass sculpture of a many sailed ship.