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Quest: Blazing Saddles - TBD 7pm AEST/1pm Georgia/10am GMT/2am PDT/5am EDT

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For reasons of his own, and noticing the lack of horses and/or the high prices they fetch in Hope, Blaze wants to round up a posse of cowpokes to wrangle some horses either for sale, loaning to new adventurers, or increasing supply to reduce prices in Hope.  Intending to head towards the Barrow Down area to track them down, then rope 'em and lead em back to Hope safely, making sure they don't get eaten or stolen on the way. Requirements : No level requirements, as long as you got true grit (and don't mind Blaze yelling at you). Lacking a mount is probably actually preferred so we can bring back more depending how successful we are. Though Blaze will be bringing his horse as I assume being able to keep up with them will make it easier to catch. Anything to make animals love us more is obviously going to be beneficial too. In Game Date : TBD IRL Date  - TBD Player Character Level/Race/Class Party role PP / Survival Mount Paid Miles Blaze Lvl 6 Fire Genasi Wildfire Druid Fire/S Tier Diplomacy 17 / +7 (trained) Coal (Riding Horse) y Soap Darya Lvl 1 Water Genasi Wizard Student.. 10 / +0 untrained Nope y Ayla Bean Level 3 Tabaxi Warlock Floof 12/+2 (trained) - y The Magus Otto  Level 2 Human Rogue DPS, Asshole! 13/+5 (trained) Delorean (Riding horse) y Chris Xhadahn Level 3 Githzerai Moon Druid Lesser Druid 15/+5 (trained) - y Joe Uriel Level 5 Drow Chronomancy Wizard DPS/Time/ Sister is a real Bimble 15/+2 (untrained) Bangers (Riding Horse) y
S Tier diplomacy…. Love it!!! Depending on date/time, I would happily join this with Reggie or Nelathrell (or other)
I'll post for interest not sure who would be available depending on in game date/ part composition. I'll likely sign up Bean (has no mount) or Aerfrey (needs a new mount)
The nearest horse population is on the Barrow Downs, so not a terrible distance to travel by foot if need be.
I'm new to the Savage Frontier and keen to play.   Level 1 Halfling Rogue with 14PP and +6 Survival (trained).  Wilmot Groot at your service!
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The Magus said: I'm new to the Savage Frontier and keen to play.   Level 1 Halfling Rogue with 14PP and +6 Survival (trained).  Wilmot Groot at your service! Hey my guy you start at Level 2 not Level 1
Depending on the in-game date I'd be keen to send my new character on this, he doesn't have a mount yet.  Red Beck, level 5 wild magic dwarf sorcerer
Eric G. said: The Magus said: I'm new to the Savage Frontier and keen to play.   Level 1 Halfling Rogue with 14PP and +6 Survival (trained).  Wilmot Groot at your service! Hey my guy you start at Level 2 not Level 1 Ah yes, the GM kindly let me know.   Level 2 Rogue, doesn't have a horse, keen to get one (or a pony, I suppose).
I'm still up for this - just let me know when you have a date in mind and I'll sort out which character is coming along :)
SoapBar said: I'm still up for this - just let me know when you have a date in mind and I'll sort out which character is coming along :) Yep, it won't be until September though, none of the available times are kind to me until Chris gets back to Tbilsi haha
Hi, I am new to the Savage Frontier also and am looking for a first time game. Also my city is in COVID lockdown until the second coming, so any time works for me really (AEST). Character Ardan (Fighter 1/Wizard 1), Half Elf, PP 13, Survival +1 (untrained) first time out.
If there is still space I can bring Zuul.  He has no horse and is proficient in Animal Handling and Stealth.  (Sneak up on those horses for sure! )  Level 2 Canus (dog) Ranger, PP 12/ Survival +2 (proficient), and can cure wounds. 
Paging the mighty Blaze... Hope has apparently run out of Horses and Scaleshrikes now! Time to get this rodeo on the road ey o ?
I could be down for this, depending on the night.   Is this a quest where mounts are needed?
If this was a weekend thing or sometime between Dec 18th- Jan 1st Id be down as well.
No specific quests where mounts are actually MANDATORY  but anything further than a day or two walking and you run into high chances of asshole encounters. Plus, tough to carry back loot without mounts ;)
The Magus said: I could be down for this, depending on the night.   Is this a quest where mounts are needed? It would be rather unusual for a quest to find mounts to require mounts haha
The alternative to this is that there is a quest (The Bandit's Nest) that is offering a reward of a mount (inc tack & harness) + 50gp for each person to find a little girl and return her safely... Anyone in?
SoapBar said: The alternative to this is that there is a quest (The Bandit's Nest) that is offering a reward of a mount (inc tack & harness) + 50gp for each person to find a little girl and return her safely... Anyone in? Nice, single session-ish quest too. No promises, but it's a fairly short one.
I guess the only problem is the bandit quest only solves the mount problem for the specific people who go whereas the other quest solves the problem for potentially many more adventurers.   Still, it feels like being able to afford mounts is something of a West Marches coming of age and I like the idea of a 1st or 2nd level party questing for a horse reward.
Id bring my lvl 1 druid to the bandit quest
If Bean survives the Barrowmaze I'll send her
Cool, I'll set up a quest post for this later in the week. Chances are it'll be before Christmas...
Didn't realise this thread was getting all this activity oops haha. I could probably schedule this for the slot on either the 15th or 22nd of December?
Both of those dates work for me
Just so you guys know, Bandit's Nest is absolutely a level 1 adventure. Not even level 1+. It's level 1 haha. You can still bring higher level characters, of course, but it might be a good chance to road test a Level Up 5e character in the field.
Multiple Nerdgasms said: Just so you guys know, Bandit's Nest is absolutely a level 1 adventure. Not even level 1+. It's level 1 haha. You can still bring higher level characters, of course, but it might be a good chance to road test a Level Up 5e character in the field. I wonder who might be doing that... ;)
Dash said: Didn't realise this thread was getting all this activity oops haha. I could probably schedule this for the slot on either the 15th or 22nd of December? I think there's still a potential need for this one... as The Magus rightly points out, the "Bandit's Nest" quest only really solves the issue for the few level 1 characters who go on that specific quest. We still need more mounts generally
I'm gonna make a booking for this on the 15th December -  In game Date : I have no idea, whenever suits people I guess IRL Date:  08:00 London / 03:00 New York / 00:00 Seattle / 19:00 Sydney Chime in if you're in!
Switch out Wilmott Groot for Otto and I think I'm in! Player Character Level/Race/Class Party role PP / Survival Mount The Magus Otto Lvl 2  Human Rogue DPS, Asshole! 13 / +5 (trained) Delorean (Riding Horse)
Dash said: I'm gonna make a booking for this on the 15th December -  In game Date : I have no idea, whenever suits people I guess IRL Date:  08:00 London / 03:00 New York / 00:00 Seattle / 19:00 Sydney Chime in if you're in! So it's actually the 16th apparently
Dash said: Dash said: I'm gonna make a booking for this on the 15th December -  In game Date : I have no idea, whenever suits people I guess IRL Date:  08:00 London / 03:00 New York / 00:00 Seattle / 19:00 Sydney Chime in if you're in! So it's actually the 16th apparently Im up for this but Red Beck doesn't really need to go anymore.  I'll send Xhadahn, Level 3 Githzerai Moon druid, PP15, S+5(trained). He should be helpful dealing with animals. 
Chris said: Dash said: Dash said: I'm gonna make a booking for this on the 15th December -  In game Date : I have no idea, whenever suits people I guess IRL Date:  08:00 London / 03:00 New York / 00:00 Seattle / 19:00 Sydney Chime in if you're in! So it's actually the 16th apparently Im up for this but Red Beck doesn't really need to go anymore.  I'll send Xhadahn, Level 3 Githzerai Moon druid, PP15, S+5(trained). He should be helpful dealing with animals.  Are you implying Blaze can't deal with animals? 
I'll sign up Bean level 3 Tabaxi Warlock  (Djinni) PP12 survival +2 trained
Dash said: Are you implying Blaze can't deal with animals?  Haha I don't deny he has the ability to deal with them, but I think he'll just just end up telling them to "fuck off". 
Otto paid up.
Player Character Level/Race/Class Party role PP / Survival Mount Paid Soap Darya Lvl 1 Water Genasi Wizard Student... 10 / +0 untrained Nope Y
Paid for Ayla and I
Joe Uriel Level 5 Drow Chronomancer DPS/Time/ Sister is a real Bimble 15/+2 (untrained) Bangers (Riding Horse) y
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Thrella gets a letter (Blazing Saddles) Dearest Sister, Following my latest adventure, I fear you may be right, disaster does seem to plague me. I embarked on what should have been a straightforward job to travel to the barrow downs and recover some new steeds. I was joined by a number of experienced adventurers, or so I thought. Our party was led by Blaze a well-known fire enthusiast and a seasoned sell-sword. We were joined by Xhadahn a Gith with a talent for wild shaping, Bean an excellent Catlock a little on the distracting side and two newcomers. Darya a Genasi fresh out of magic college and Otto West who wouldn’t shut up about his time in the Saltmarsh Sardines? That doesn’t sound right… We headed north and camped out in the swamp. Unfortunately during Otto’s watch, we were beset by a roving band of half-ogres led by a malevolent looking Shaman. They got the drop on us and before we knew it, Bean had been catnapped, Otto skewered with a javelin and the rest of us backed into a corner behind the tents. However, it wouldn’t be long before we regained the advantage. I struck two with a lightning bolt, split the skull of another with shattering thunder and withered one with dilated time. Blaze and Xhadahn made short work of the Shaman, Bean slipped her captor and Darya got her first taste of practical magic. Victory tasted sweet, despite a rocky start. If only our luck had held. After being directed by a couple of friendly trollkin we found our way to a farmstead, known for keeping horses. Sadly it had been ransacked, almost certainly the work of orcs. They had fortified the homestead, but a few orcs should be nothing to fear right? Wrong. Xhadahn was surprised by a bucket trap that alerted the monsters to our presence. I spotted one of the brutes inside and tried to wither him, it worked in part but also served to anger the bastard. It is at this point that all hell breaks loose and I struggle to remember proceedings clearly, however in some kind of order these events occurred: A goblin throws a firebomb. Bean is blasted unconscious. Xhadharn transforms into an ape, guards the door. Blaze teleports me into the house and manages to set the house on fire in the process. I paralyse one of the orcs but drop the spell when I take a bomb to the face, the orc drops me with a blow from his bludgeon. I awake to find myself outside, the fire has spread and the house is full of giant octopi. I wither another orc and rush to Beans aid, she lives, just. Xhadahn is a spider now. We get hit by another bomb, Blaze hits the deck as do Bean and Otto. Darya blasts the large orc to bits with an acidic orb. I mash a good berry into Blaze’s mouth, he seems ungrateful. Xhadahn binds the bastard bomber goblin and drags its unconscious form outside. We put out the fire but are pretty beaten up, no fatalities, praise Lolth. I confess at this stage I departed the troop with Darya and Otto, the venture was on the edge and I was sure the other inhabitants had heard our approach. We set out back to Hope. As we left the farmstead I swear we passed a flashy looking dwarf and a forlorn-looking Goliath. The adventurers Glaurung and Borin? I am sure they are portents of good fortune. If you insist I will meet at the Stuck Pig. I can make myself available at your earliest possible convenience to resolve our “business”. May the spider queen drain the fluid from your enemies. Ever your humble servant and brother, Uriel Ka’Vorrin PS I've had the pleasure of Nelathrell and he is a delight if not a bit dour when I met him, do be pleasant!
Notes from a Gap Year - part one Take a year out they said! Go find a way to learn how to express yourself more naturally… as if there was an issue with the way I handle my studies! Nothing but straight A’s through my first year, Dean Mistcoiler herself said my grades were among the best she’d ever seen and yet still she advised that I might be *too* focussed on study with “not enough world experience displayed in my craft”. Even though I told her that **all** my family are Prismari alumni, she insisted that I’d benefit from some time out on the Savage Frontier. To hear her talk about this place, you’d think there would be great minds or fantastical art everywhere… but there’s nothing except dull (and frightened) townspeople in Hope! After a few days or so here, it became obvious that the only people who come here are those looking to head out beyond the walls into the unknown wilds beyond… Perusing the local “bounty board”, it seems there are many, many opportunities for adventure here. Despite my eyes being drawn to several water based options, Pris seemed excited by a slightly charred parchment  asking for help rounding up some horses. It seemed a simple enough place to start although I was unsure about the “organiser” to be honest. Word around town seemed very mixed on this “ Blaze ” character… to some people, he was a damned hotheaded menace, while others credited him for “getting stuff done”. Hearing he was a Genasi sealed the deal for me though, I suspected that most of the negative comments were those who don’t understand our ways.  Blaze in person is suitably impressive. A confident (and arrogant) Fire cousin, he wears the scars of battle proudly and seems to love a showy gesture of fire. He wasn’t really one for detail though… several times I tried to press him for details of a “plan” and I don’t think he had any idea! Luckily, there was a delightful Drow in attendance by the name of Uriel who seemed more thoughtful. A man with a real knowledge of the arcane albeit a fascinating focus on the whims of time. I made sure to note that I should observe him for the best course of action! Xhadahn , a Githzerai druid, seemed an interesting chap. Quiet and thoughtful but I swear I saw him scratching himself like a dog when he thought nobody was watching. Bean  is a delightful Tabaxi who seems 90% fur. It was difficult to get a read on her at first as she seemed vaguely uninterested in everything. Rounding out the party, Otto  proclaimed a proud military history. I’m not sure if the Human felt the need to compete but he certainly wove a wonderful tale of his exploits until I think even Blaze  was impressed… We arrived at our camp for the evening. I could see a ruined small settlement away to the East although Blaze was quick to point out it wasn’t important. Pressing him for details on the plan, he gave me a whistle and told me to blow it if I saw horses… when I asked what would have happened if I had seen horses earlier, he seemed to find other stuff to focus on! At least Pris was enjoying herself playing with Bean . They spent quite a while chasing each other round the campfire - although I did have to warn Bean not to use her claws! Apart from that it was with a sense of ease that I retired to my tent after the first watch was uneventful (despite Blaze ’s infuriating refusals to plan!). I awoke to the sound of chaos! Poking my head out of the tent, I could see (and hear) Ogres everywhere! Blaze roared a challenge but I saw Uriel sneaking away to safety behind the tents and so I slipped out to follow him. Pris buried herself in the bedroll sensibly! Cowering beyond the tents, I could see we were in real trouble. There were so many of them and I felt sure that we’d negotiate a peaceful understanding any moment but then one of them grabbed Bean and that seemed to trigger madness! Otto  hurled a javelin with a cry of “assholes” and Uriel  unleashed a powerful lightning bolt that fried a couple of the brutes. Xhadahn morphed into a giant wolf and mauled another, dragging it to the ground. Blaze  summoned some sort of fiery spirit (I thought I heard him call it “Rachel” but I can’t be sure) and seemed locked in a battle with a Shaman. Peering round the corner of the tent, I could see the one holding Bean looked a little worse for wear so I threw a ray of frost towards it. I think it might have distracted it slightly for the next moment, Bean  was free and running. I heard a thump and noticed Otto had fallen down. I willed Pris to his side but she couldn’t help him. Luckily Blaze  soon had him back on his feet. I fired an orb of cold at the Shaman and was rewarded with a devastating crunch. Somehow he was still standing but not for long as I think Bean took them down with some sort of ale smelling spell. Uriel exploded one of their skulls with a thunderous boom and seemed to wither another, they seemed to age before my eyes until they crumbled. Xhadahn  savaged another and like that, the night fell quiet again… I may have thrown up at this stage. Despite coming through unscathed, I don’t think I’ve ever been so terrified… The following morning, we set off again. Nobody seemed bothered by the fact we’d very nearly died a few hours earlier! Maybe people were a little quieter but there was almost an acceptance of the insanity we’d been through. On the plus side though, surely that was the most dangerous thing we could have encountered? Blaze muttered something about a “Ragemaw” but he may just have been talking about his fiery spirit again? A couple of friendly Trollkins interrupted any further chance to ask though. The Trollkins were leading a cow away from a farm they said had been raided by Orcs. Forewarned is forearmed they say and surely we would use this knowledge to help us barter a peaceful surrender of the farmstead? Who are these people?? Xhadahn  barged into the farm and set off some sort of alarm that riled everyone up. I had a brief glimpse of a small Goblin throwing something at us before the world exploded in fire and then darkness…. I was woken up by Bean  and for a minute I thought maybe it had all been a horrible dream until the sounds of *battle* reached my ears! I staggered to my feet and dashed to hide behind a well. Utter chaos reigns. Blaze  and Uriel  vanished in a fiery mist and shouts then came from inside the farmhouse, followed by explosions! Xhadahn turned into a giant ape and pummelled a giant Orc. Another (even bigger Orc) came out wiping a blade clean and a second later, Blaze  and Uriel  were back outside with Uriel  not moving. Otto  was taking aim at one of the Orcs and the farmhouse was on fire… I darted to the side of the house and fired off a few rays of frost and one of the Orcs went down. Then another Goblin appeared and dropped another bomb! Bean  and Otto  went down and Xhadahn  reverted to his normal form before a savage blow from the biggest Orc put him down too. Suddenly Blaze summoned a pair of giant Octopi inside the house and the tide was turned. Or so I thought… the Orc’s final act was to cleave into Blaze  and down he went, the Octopi vanishing with it. As the Orc fell, Uriel healed Blaze  with a goodberry and that reminded me I also had one. Rushing forward, I saw the fallen form of Otto  and fed him my goodberry and he got shakily to his feet. Blaze helped Xhadahn  (who I hadn’t even noticed was lying bleeding too!) and he promptly turned into a giant spider and skittered after the remaining Goblin before it could bomb us again! Meanwhile, I turned my attention to putting out the fire… much to the obvious disgust of Blaze There’s a number of Orcs holed up in the upstairs of the building but I’ve got no idea what they hope to achieve here! Blaze  has a stubborn, angry look (even angrier than normal if you can believe that!) and he seems to have convinced Bean and Xhadahn  spider to push on with the assault. I’m sorely wounded but nowhere as rough as Uriel and Otto look so it looks like we’re parting ways here… Istishia’s blessings to them, they are going to need it - the lunatics! 
Blazing Saddles Part 1 – What was the middle bit again? As told by Otto West   Assholes! “Long range solo recon.”  That’s what they called it in the Saltmarsh Marines and that’s what I was assigned to for five years straight!  “Long range”, they said.  “Just go out there as far as you can and stay as long as you can”, I was ordered.  In the sixth year I realised it was my jerkoff officer who was messing with me. I mustered out the next day, got a horse and headed out West.   Wouldn’t you know it some asshole elves confiscated my horse for supposedly riding through a ‘sacred garden’ or some bullshit like that.   Stupid fancy sanctimonious elves! So I end up in a shit hole town called Hope without a horse or any prospects.  I went to the bar to see if anyone could lend me a horse when wouldn’t you know it, a stand up little guy called Isaa leant me some bucks to get myself kitted out!  I felt real grateful for him and hopefully I can do him a favour some time.  Even though I had a horse the only gig going in town was an expedition to get some more horses.  What the hell, I figure I can always use one to pay Isaa back and maybe pick up some more loot on the way. The guy organising it was a really firey guy called Blaze.  He seemed short on temper and even shorter on planning; my sort of guy really.  He looked plenty tough and so did the Drow wizard Uriel.  He might have been elf but all those underground types are pretty badass in my books, he got a pass.  The next most experienced were a mean looking Gith called Xadahn and a strange cat lady called Bean.   Finally we had a complete fish out of wanda water Genasi called Darya.  Some sort of wizard on school break or somesuch.  No doubt she’d learn plenty on this trip. So the mission was horses and supposedly we could find some in the Barrow Down so that’s where we headed off to.  The first day went pretty good but that night we were attacked while I was on watch.  I barely had time to shout out a warning when a was caught by a couple of javelins and it was lights out for me. I’m told afterwards that things looked pretty dicey with Bean getting bagged up and couple of others dropped or near dead.  Luckily Uriel cut loose with the big mojo and Blaze brought it home with his flame servant and the battle was ours.  The assholes were half ogres, whatever those are. The next morning some smartass trollkins directed us to a farmhouse known for rearing horses.  When we got there things went South real fast.   The house had been taken over by goblins and those little bastards kept sniping us with firebombs and exploding metal sticks.  I got in a few good shots with my crossbow while Blaze and Uriel entered the house and set it on fire.  A whole bunch of guys like Xhadahn, Darya and Bean kept getting knocked out with bombs and sniper shots.   I lost my cool and rushed into the house to try and kill the dirty little goblin sniper but he got me with another bomb and that was goodnight for me. Luckily someone healed Darya back up and she got off a couple of clutch spells while Uriel and Blaze managed to get themselves out of trouble.  Xadahn was turning into all sorts ro freak things like spiders and giant apes.  I think I helped put the fires out so the house wouldn’t burn down. When all the smoke had cleared we were all alive and the goblins were all dead.   We could see a bunch of Orcs holed up on the second floor and that was enough for me.  I’m not built for indoors fighting, those asshole orcs can keep their homestead. Darya also decided to head home so we left together.  I gotta say she’ll pass her springbreak exams with flying colours!   One the way home we passed a couple of chumps moving real slow the other way.  A tired looking Goliath and a weary looking dwarf.  Good luck suckers! I got back to Hope and realised I was poorer than when I’d set out.  I blame it all on those stupid elves and their sacred garden. Assholes!
I've almost made enough money to purchase a mount, but it seems there's no more stock available in Hope!  Lucky a group of adventurers are heading out to the Barrow Downs to secure some more horses from a Ranch there. I've decided to kill two birds with one stone and join in on the effort. Hopefully I'll also make enough coin along the way to buy a mount directly from the Rancher.  Our first day of travel north was uneventful however that night our camp was set upon by a band of Half-Ogres. It didn't take long before things went south and Otto was knocked out by one of the brutes. Another snatched up Bean and began whisking her away from the camp. Whether he intended on turning her into a pet or a meal is anyones guess. Luckily she was ably to slip out of his grasp before they got too far away and the rest of us were able to make short work of them.  The next day we arrived at the edge of the barrow downs and began searching for the ranch. We came across a trollkin leading a cow towards his lair. He seemed like a reasonable enough fellow and explained to us that he had taken the cow from a nearby ranch that had been raided by orcs and goblins. He pointed us in the direction of the ranch and it wasnt long before we found ourselves at our destination.  It was clear that the ranch had been recently attacked and we could hear the voices of goblins coming from inside. Making our way over to the front door I wildshaped into an Ape and attempted to sneak inside. Unfortunatly the goblins had left a bucket of nails atop the door and when I opened it the alarm was raised.  What happend next was a blur of activity that I can barely remember. A few of the goblins had firebombs that they hurled at us, setting the outside of the house on fire. While I charged in to the fray, Blaze someow managed to teleport himself into the house and began a deadly cat-and-mouse game with an orc brute inside. Someone else (Uriel maybe?) dashed through a window after Blaze and quickly dashed back out covered in wounds.  Things get extra hazy at this point. I remember glimpsing several giant octopi slithering about the homestead but that can't be right, we're miles from the ocean. I think the smoke from the burning building may have been getting to me. Eventually I took enough damage to loose my Ape form and retreated outside only to be firebombed by another Goblin.  I think I may have passed out at that point.  Eventually the tide began to turn in our favour and we found ouselves with only one or two goblins left inside.  I decided to try and capture a goblin by wildshaping into a spider and I managed to capture him in my web. Interrogating the goblin we learned that the ranchers were being held in the basement while the leaders of the raiding party were still upstairs on the top floor of the homestead.  Our party regrouped out the front of the building and we prepared to plan our assault of the top floor...