"How to Kick Out a Player and Respect Yourself in the Morning " by Martin Ralya I have no problem kicking players... posted just so everyone understands the what the process will likely look like. Some example reasons: Stealing from the party.... "Just playing your character" when your character is an asshole. Players who disregard the group and do their own thing regardless of anyone objections. People that want to waste the gaming time with talk of WoW, minecraft, YouTube, cats, etc. I don't mind chit-chat and can be guilty of it myself, but the last few games/groups have been ridiculous when it comes to staying on topic: (THE GAME) Drama queens who throw fits when their rules lawyer-ing doesn't work for them. Players who think evil=psychotic, chaotic=ADHD and Lawful Good = Superman with Intelligence of 3 Players complaining how the game would be better if only it was more like (3/3.5/4/5/pathfinder) Players who don't show up, with no warning and no contact. Players who aren't paying attention to the game, especially when you can hear them typing away, and then say, on their turn "uhm, so now, what is going on?" People who don't understand mic echo, muting, or the importance of headsets when it comes to VOIP. Players that have other people in the room with them, and they constantly talk to them during the game (see: Paying Attention and mic muting)