[Looking for Beginner/Inexperienced Players] [5E] This Could Be Your ✨ First Campaign ✨

Hello hello! Like I said in the title, I'm looking for a group of total beginners to teach the ways of D&D. Had fun watching Critical Role or Dimension 20 and want to see what all the rage is about? Can't tell the difference between a D4 and a D8? Unsure why you shouldn't play a Wizard with a Constitution of 10? Well do I have good news for you, I'm looking for 5 complete newbies to TTRPG's to show y'all the ropes and hopefully deliver a pleasant experience in a completely homebrewed setting. The time and days will  be determined within the group once we get situated  but it'll most likely be happening on weekends.  I have 4 simple requirements: You need a Roll20 account, Discord for voice chat, you gotta be 18 or older, and commitment. I understand that life happens but the campaign that I'm planning is solely to teach people how to play so I'm trying to keep everyone at the same-ish level of experience. No this will not be Pay to Play. Keep your money, I'm doing this for the love of the game! I'm looking to get started after Halloween so please DM me if you're interested or send me a message on Discord @ fallen.kings#5479.  If you just comment on this post, there's a good chance I won't see it. Be sure to include your favorite food so I know you read this to the end.

Currently watching season 2, I am still learning 5e with a group of IRL friends (they are far more experienced then I).  We previously played SWSE but they wanted to switch it up this year so the DM got us started on the show.  Usually while I am snacking on my favorite food, good ole ice cream, I usually listen to it in an ear bud while I slowly enjoy the cold and sweet taste of all that is wonderful in the world of Bluebell.  I have played a couple of one shots online to help me see the game in real play but not a lot of in game experience, mostly just from books and this show.  I will raise you one, a wizard with a 10 constitution and not have constitution saving throws!  Discord @WaffleBot#8222, request sent.  I am CST and evenings would work best due to family and professional commitments.  Good luck with your game.