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Delusions of Grandur

The party’s spellcasters took a moment to identify the various magical items dropped by the vampiric doppelganger. While the treasure was being divided up, Siegfried sought a secluded spot within Beauty’s Temple, finding a private alcove which contained a contemplative bench across from a sensual water feature that portrayed several naked nymphs frolicking in a fountain. Siegfried sat before the water fountain, holding up the Ettin Axe of Uruth before him. After an hour of quiet meditation, he whispered the orcish word for “awaken.” As he attuned to the axe, Siegfried began to sense first one presence, and then a second, register within his consciousness. The water in the fountain before him began to run black as a darkness seemed to take hold in the alcove. The temperature dropped noticeably. Don’t do that , Siegfried thought in orcish. I’ll have to clean that up. Emotions began to roil within the half-orc. Loathing and hatred were almost palpable like a bloody metallic tang at the back of his throat. At last, a haunting whisper echoed in orcish. At last we awaken. Shut up, a second orcish voice barked in a low tone. We don’t know if this is merely another foot soldier or sneak-thief who is not worthy to lift us. And when I say ‘us,’ I mean me. You are merely along for the ride. Hello Krypt, hello Ur, Siegfried thought. I am Ur the whispering voice said, as the low voice growled I am Krypt. Who dares awaken us? The voices asked in unison. Prince Siegfried Alagondar, Siegfried replied. Heir to the thrones of Neverwinter and Many-Arrows. There was a mocking chuckle. Champion of Waterdeep, Siegfried continued. Bearer of Azuredge . Do you hear that, you pathetic hatchet? Krypt sneered at Ur. One crown for each of us. Quiet you, Ur whispered to Krypt. Understand your place, Siegfried thought forcefully. This is not you assessing me, this is your opportunity to impress me before I pawn you off for a bit of copper. Psychic laughter rang out in Siegfried’s head. Pawn us off? Oh, I don’t think you’ll be doing that. I don’t think you’ll be doing that at all. Impress me, Siegfried replied. And just what would impress you, hmm? A show of force? A bloody murder? There is an agreement that you shall be returned to the Kingdom of Many-Arrows should they swear peace and friendship to Waterdeep. Peace!? Krypt spat. I hate the word, as I hate Waterdeep, all kingdoms of men, and Ur. The one who you are to be handed over to is my elder brother, Siegfried continued. Then why are we speaking with you, whelp? Ur whispered. Because my brother wasn’t capable of getting his hands on you, Siegfried replied. Hmmmmm, the two personalities said in unison. However, as all older brothers are from the perspective of the younger, he is in my way, Siegfried said. Ur chuckled quietly. So it so often is. Tell us, Young Prince, what has become of our great and powerful hordes? Do they yet despoil and pillage and run free along the Sword Coast and butt up against the Spine of the World like a tsunami of blades and fists and conquest? Or are you cowards cowering in citadels beating your swords into ploughshares? I wouldn’t know, Siegfried replied. I was born in Neverwinter and grew up in Waterdeep, and I have only ever know the orcs to be defeated. The Ettin Axe shuddered. Do you understand your position? Siegfried asked. The fiery end of the axe glowed as though it was being heated in a blacksmith’s forge. Siegfried could feel rage building within the magical axe, radiating like a terrible heat from the axe head. Krypt made a sound like the grinding of invisible teeth. I do not like this. I do not like this at all. You see now why the hordes of Many-Arrows seek peace with Waterdeep? Siegfried asked. Peace! Krypt spat the word again. Because they know conquest to be impossible, Siegfried continued. The fish rots from the head, does it not? That is what they say, and you know how to deal with that. By cutting off the head, Ur purred. When you are handed over as part of this peace treaty, I expect you to cut out the rot, Siegfried said. The axe made a grunting sound. Well, well, would you get a load of this Young Prince, Ur? Krypt said. Yes, yes, Ur whispered. Quite a perceptive one, indeed, as reluctant as I am to agree with you, Krypt. The two personalities began to bicker back and forth, switching to the Troll language, which Siegfried did not speak. After a few moments of argument, Ur switched back to orcish. You mentioned Azuredge. Is that this uncomfortable presence we sense nearby? Ugh. Azuredge, this is Ur and Krypt. Ur and Krypt, this is Azuredge. Azuredge’s only response was a ladylike sniff of disdain. You’re going to have to learn to get along, Siegfried said. Are we? Krypt sneered. I intend to gather the kingdoms of men and the kingdoms of orcs and raise them up together as one, Siegfried said. This can only be made through severe change. Ah, how do you intend to balance the kingdoms of men and the kingdoms of orc-kind? Two crowns, one head, Siegfried replied. Krypt chuckled. This young prince has plans. I can almost taste the blood. Almost. Siegfried took his hand and ran it along the edge of Krypt’s blade, drawing blood. He heard the sound like smacking lips. Mmm, not pure, but there are hints of greatness, perhaps, Krypt said. Do you know the biggest weakness of orcs? Siegfried asked. Go on. The blood runs too hot, Siegfried explained . We let the blindness of groups lead us, which is why men have always taken the victory every time it’s mattered. It’s why we’ve always been pushed back into the mountains, it’s why we’ve always dropped the axe. Right at the moment of history. Because human blood can run cold, steel itself and seize the victory right when it matters most. Now, do you know the biggest weakness of man? I know how quickly they fall beneath my blade, Krypt growled. Let the Young Prince finish, chided Ur. You seem to enjoy telling us things, so continue. The back of their knee so easily bends to he who wears the crown, Siegfried said. The axe chuckled. That is how you subjugate. That is how you rule. Why take by force that which they will give with a smile? Siegfried asked . Then we turn our blades to the really important enemy. Silverymoon. Evermeet. There was a rush of bloodlust from the axe. Siegfried conjured an image of a mighty empire of human, orc, dwarf, gnome, hobgoblin and bugbear sweeping across the east and conquering the forests, creating a mighty empire with the strength of orcs, the minds of men, and the ingenuity of dwarf and gnome. The only reason we haven’t taken it already is that we’re too busy pissing about amongst ourselves, Siegfried said. Two crowns, one head. One fist. Are you ready to get some work done, or should I lock you up in the nearest museum? You definitely have orcish blood running through your veins, boy! Krypt chortled. Ur whispered. Your visions are enticing, young one. Can you pull it off, I wonder, without us? Easily, Such confidence! However, I am always offering job opportunities for those willing to serve. Do you have a place in my Empire? Or, are you one more future enemy to subjugate? Siegfried began to bend the axe handle. Good luck trying to destroy us, young prince, Ur whispered. I do believe we would be better as allies than enemies. That’s what I like to hear, Siegfried said. If you wish to inspire devotion among orc-kind you have only to raise us high above your head and the hordes shall flock to you as they have flocked in the past. And if what you say about human blood tempering the blood of orcs, who knows? We shall see if you are able to rally in ways that other wielders have failed us. We’ve had a long time in the dark to think and to dream. If you raise us up, do so knowing that you’ll have to make good on these lofty promises of yours. You shall not find sharper blades than the ones on our heads. Come and see, Siegfried growled as he shouldered the axe and stood up to find his companions.   Grandur allowed Sybil Amberglade to lure him into the west wing of the Temple of Beauty’s scriptorium, where there were many secluded study carrels within which to pore over literature, hidden truths, and beauty set to print. “I don’t think I’m beautiful enough to stand amid such wonders as this,” Grandur stuttered. “Nonsense Grandur,” Sybil replied. “You flatter me darling,” Grandur said. “Indeed, I do,” Sybil purred, “but I do recognize your very beautiful mind.” “I didn’t have you figured for a purveyor of scholars.” “We cannot merely focus on the outwardly beautiful if we are to get a full picture of the wonders and sights of the diverse peoples who make up our world. There are those whose inner beauty shines brighter than their outward appearance, and those whose minds can conjure thoughts and ideas of such innovation that they are as beautiful as any painting or artwork.” “You shock me again with your perspective,” Grandur said. “Again, I never had you pegged…” “Oh my, Grandur!” Sybil blushed. “At least buy a lorekeeper dinner first!” “I-I mean,” Grandur sputtered. He turned his attention to the tomes on the shelves nearby. He ran his fingers along the spines of the books. There was not a speck of dust to be seen in the scriptorium – it was without a doubt the most lovingly cared-for library he’d ever encountered. The mahogany shelves were dusted and oiled to a perfect, heartwarming sheen, and the filing system seemed to be based more around aesthetics than logic or subject areas. Every book was a work of art unto itself, with intricate bindings and frames, artistic calligraphic notations on the spines, and exotic materials making up their covers. The tomes were all in immaculate condition. Grandur’s fingers stopped on the spine of a book bound in beautiful soft-green leather set with golden clasps. Almost of its own volition, the book edged out from the shelf. Grandur thought he smelled lilies emanating from it like a sweet perfume. Grandur withdrew the book from the shelf. Set into its cover is a polished oval mirror with a delicate gold frame styled like locks of hair, which appeared to spill down either side of Grandur’s reflection as he gazed into the mirror. “Oh!” Sybil chirped from over Grandur’s shoulder. “That’s a good look for you, Grandur!” Grandur shuddered with self-loathing. “Ugh,” he said. He read the title of the book aloud. “ The Price of Beauty.” The dwarf’s reflection was replaced by that of a beautiful human woman with fire-red locks of hair tumbling down either side of her face. The woman gazed at Grandur with an expression of compassion on her face. The reflection spoke in a tender voice. "Well met, dearest one. How do you feel today?" Grandur had seen enough statues in this temple to recognize that this was a representation of Sune. “Oh! Uh, I must be honest with you, I feel somewhat out of place in a place of such beauty,” Grandur said. “To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking to?” Sune gave Grandur an exquisite smile. “I am Lady Firehair, Sune, Preserver of Life and Light, Lover of Lovers, Princess of Passion.” “No!” Grandur said, shocked. “Why would you waste your time with someone such as me?” “Because,” Sune said. “Dearest one, looking into a mirror is like looking into yourself, and what is outward may not match what is inward, and often, people who wish for the inner beauty to match their outer beauty call to me, and other times, the reverse is true. Oftentimes I am waiting, on the other side of the mirror. Now, let’s get a good look at you.” Sune’s face disappeared and Grandur’s reflection once again filled the mirror. “Oh, you have strong features,” Sune’s voice echoed. “Strong features indeed. There are ways that we can accentuate your most pleasing profile…” and as Grandur watched, his beard became neatly trimmed and oiled, his eyebrows combed and primped. Even his reflection’s posture changed as he watched. “Yes, don’t hunch your shoulders, my dear. Stand tall and proud; after all, you are a Dwarf with thousands of years of prideful heritage behind you. Own that and step into it. You can do it! And, we can certainly find a comb that will not get hung up in those locks of yours. We do have such implements at our disposal in the Temple of Beauty.” Grandur blushed. “I’ve, uh, always thought that doing something like this was a waste of time! No one else sees me when I’m at my most comfortable.” He looked at his altered reflection. “I must admit, it looks, nice!” “Wouldn’t you agree that no time spent on self-care is time wasted?” Grandur felt a slight pressure like someone placing her hands on his shoulders, and Sune’s reflection appeared over his shoulder in the book’s mirror. “That does have a certain wisdom to it, but my intelligent brain compared to the wisdom of it all makes no sense! The practicalities of it: I’m impressing no one but myself!! If nothing else it brings forth a sense of hollowness to it, does it not? Is that not selfish? Is that not misguided?” “You have many strong, interest opinions, dear one,” Sune said with a smile. “Do you not see the beauty in debate and introspection? I submit that you have perhaps become even more fetching that you were just a few moments ago by considering these alternatives and determining that your opinions are indeed the correct ones as far as you are concerned,” She smiled playfully. Grandur harrumphed. “Do not take my advice as any indication that you are anything less than perfect just the way you are,” Sune said. “But do know that even when you are alone, your beauty matters. Your self-worth matters.” “I-I-I…” Grandur was locked in a logic loop. “Who we truly are is who we are when we stand in a mirror when no one else is looking,” Sune said softly. “But as you find mirrors here, there and everywhere, know that Lady Firehair, Sune, might be through the looking glass, not darkly, but brightly, as your reflection shines with an inner glow. However, if rest, relaxation, and even transformation is what you desire and need, then by all means, follow the scent and the petals of the lilies.” With that, petals began to seep out between the closed pages of the book to drift on a sudden breeze, accompanied by the smell of fresh flowers. Grandur unclasped the book and let the lilies bloom out from the book. There was a flash from the mirror. The lilies began to coalesce into an oval-shaped portal, some seven-feet high and five feet across. Sybil gasped and raised a hand to her mouth. “I’ve never seen anyone interact with that book that way!” Grandur was seized by a sudden thought that this was all an elaborate ruse to draw him into the Sunite faith. Then he shrugged as he saw how taken Sybil was with the whole scene. “Wow,” Grandur said as he gazed into the shimmering portal. He could make out what looked like a trail running through a woodland glade coming into focus. “If you seek more personal attention, then I am sure that Sylvarie at the Temple of the Restful Lily will attend to your needs,” Sune’s voice echoed. Grandur reached out a hand to touch the portal but flinched before his fingers could cross the lily barrier. “Sune,” he said. “Could you tell me, what is the Price of Beauty?” “Dearest One, the Price of Beauty is acceptance,” Sune said. “Acceptance of inner beauty and outer beauty, an openness to experience. The price is to not shy away from the experience of pleasure, to not deny yourself the opportunity to hear the beauty of music, to gaze upon the beauty of artwork, to smell the fragrancies of the perfume-makers and to taste the delicacies prepared by the Grand Masters of the kitchen, their culinary delights. Delights, in all forms. Carnal, intellectual, and everything in between.” “But what of danger?” Grandur asked. “Of the deception of ne’er do wells? If I leave myself open I am leaving myself open to harm. It is not in my very nature to do so! Is this such a price worth paying for the risk? Is it a price that can be insured against, the prospect of being broken down by an uncaring unfair world if your guard is broken? Because that’s the world I’ve lived through.” “Wise words, Grandur,” Sune replied, a reddish apparition that moved among the trees through the portal. “Wise indeed. That is where the Church of Sune and Her Affiliate Faiths come in, for we do not ask for a naïve acceptance that would leave you vulnerable, though we do treasure vulnerability in certain contexts, however that is why we must build together the safeguards of civilization against evil and against deception and against even vanity. For without strong defenders of civilization, we would not have cities full of theatres, galleries, temples, restaurants, spas, and other venues where beauty is appreciated. And so my followers defend beauty in all its forms, including the beauty of civilization.” “So, you are saying that beauty through all forms, through art, written scriptures, appearance, mind, body the price of this is safety but the insurance for safety is trust, and love. Is that what you’re saying?” “It sounds as though your wisdom would indeed find a home amongst my faithful,” Sune replied. “In that case, do I have your word that your faith or trust would provide me the safety for to experience these beauties that you state?” Grandur asked. “You may trust in the Lady Firehair,” Sune replied. “My mirror is a gateway to happiness, truth and self-acceptance. That is what I offer. That is my path.” The goddess indicated the woodland trail that snaked away from the portal. “Well, uh, I’m sure that if this is something exciting to your followers, then they would like to come to, right Sybil?” Grandur said, taking another safeguard against trickery. Sybil’s eyes were shining with awed devotion. Behind them, Siegfried entered the scriptorium and saw the dwarf arm-in-arm with the beautiful redhead standing before a shimmering portal of swirling lilies.
Bob was deep in conversation with Nero of the Garden in the Temple of Beauty’s opulent sanctuary. The Glory Guardians flanked the great statue of Sune as they hovered overhead, casting sensual shadows across the room with every beat of their glowing wings. “What news do you have of your travels, Robert Trevelyan?” Nero asked. Bob recounted the party’s latest activities. “And there are only a few days before the Great Council?” Nero nodded. “Delegates and dignitaries have been arriving at the Temple of Beauty as they are summoned, but the faithful are awaiting the return of Naes and Tiberius Inuus from afar. We have word they are making their way to Waterdeep as we speak.” “Is there anyone we should meet in the meantime?” Bob said. “Of course!” Nero said with a smile. “Perhaps I can introduce you to some of the recent arrivals.” Nero clapped his hands lightly and an acolyte rushed to an antechamber to fetch the new arrivals. Soon, a delegation of priests and priestesses arrived. “You may remember Mera Corynian, Heartwarder of Heartward Hall in Helm’s Hold,” Nero said. Bob bowed. “Of course. We look forward to visiting Helm’s Hold again soon.” Mera smiled and returned Bob’s bow. “ “And may I present Rose-Tender Alicia of the Crystal Cathedral, caretaker of the Sacred Park of Sune in Neverwinter,” Nero continued. Bob and Alicia blushed as they bowed. “We’ve met,” Bob managed to say without his voice cracking as he thought of their passionate spiritual and physical encounter in the halls of the Crystal Cathedral. Many things have changed since we last met.” Alicia winked demurely as she nodded. “Indeed, Brother. You have come up in the world since our last parting.” “Yeah, I kind of wandered into the job, for now,” Bob said. “How are things at the Sacred Park?” “The Crystal Cathedral shines like a beacon,” Alicia replied. “And Heartward Hall?” Bob addressed Mera. “At Heartward Hall we continue to seek beauty where we can find it,” Mera replied. “Of course, I apologize that we were unable to meet again before my friends and I had to make such a hasty exit from Helm’s Hold,” Bob replied.   “Nope, no, we’re not doing this now,” Siegfried said sternly as he saw that Grandur was about to step through a lily-petal portal with a beautiful redhead in tow.” “Wait, what?” Grandur stuttered, his entrancement broken. “Lady Firehair, I’m going to have to steal your man,” Siegfried said aloud to Sune, who he assumed was behind this encounter, grabbing Grandur and dragging him towards the scriptorium’s exit. “I’m sure you can have a word with your colleagues Varien and Bob to schedule another meeting another time. But right now, I need my boy away from these books and it’s been lovely being in your presence, Your Fieryness.” Grandur rubbed his sweaty palms on his pants. “What are you talking about, Siegfried?” “It’s too perilous!” Siegfried exclaimed. “But there are lilies, Siegfried!” Grandur replied. “What’s so perilous?” “Entirely too much peril,” Siegfried said. “It’s a portal coming from a book, you don’t walk through it without consulting at least one priest with some objective distance from the faith, les you fall into peril. Come now, there’s work to be done, you can’t be falling through portals with beautiful redheads, no matter how beautiful. We need you sober and sane. What was the first rule I taught you when bringing you into the city? Fast women and slow horses will ruin your life!” “Excuse me, Sybil is a priestess!” Grandur said. “And I was just a few minutes ago conversing with an actual god, who I think I can trust, strange lily portals notwithstanding.” “Yes, this is how we roll,” Siegfried said. “We talk to gods regularly.” Grandur was intimidated by Siegfried’s presence. The perfume began to dissipate. “Come now, the book will still be here when we get back,” Siegfried said. “As you know, the lily portal is an all-day thing, and we’ve got stuff to do tomorrow, all right?” Grandur looked sheepishly at Sybil. “Can I take the book, or?” There was a delicate thump as The Price of Beauty slammed itself shut. The portal vanished. Sybil bowed her head for a moment and gently took the book back. “It will be here in the scriptorium should you care to visit again,” she said quietly, eyes downcast. “You don’t have to wait for me,” Grandur said. “But I’ll make my best effort to come back. Really.” Sybil patted Grandur’s arm. “I’ve heard that before,” she said softly. “You’re sweet,” she said, touching the dwarf’s cheek lightly. Grandur’s expression turned stony “I will, of course, be here.” She reverently placed the book back on the shelf. As she turned away, Grandur did his best not to let tears spill down his bearded cheeks. Siegfried bowed magnanimously to Sybil as he pulled Grandur out of the scriptorium and down the stairs. Sybil’s perfect face changed expression into a perfect pout as they departed. “Oh, shit!” she said in frustration, stamping her foot perfectly on the floor.     Siegfried and Grandur entered the Temple of Beauty’s sanctuary. “Your lady friend was trying to lure my Book Guy through a portal,” Siegfried said to his companions. “Butt Guy?” Grandur repeated, confused. “No, Book Guy,” Siegfried said. “You know, you’re my library guy.” “Oh, for a minute there I was very, deeply confused,” Grandur stuttered. He sighed. “Listen, to these guys I’m a Library Guy,” Siegfried indicated his friends. “Among all of us, we’re the only two with a proper university education.” “Yeah, I understand,” Grandur. “So, I’m the Library Guy, I do the smart.” “Yeah you do,” Siegfried said with a smile. “Perhaps an arch-priest can tell me more about that book,” Grandur said. “You know what they say about calls to adventure,” Siegfried said. “Sorry, not today.” “That goes against what Sune was telling me just before you arrived,” Grandur said, suddenly feeling a tad sacrilegious. He stared off into the middle distance, deep in thought. “I’m just looking out for you, buddy,” Siegfried said. Grandur snapped out of it and began to riffle through the papers he’d saved from the Dungeon of the Crypt, trying to sort them into some logical order. “Grandur, may I introduce Nero of the Garden, warden of the Temple of Beauty,” Siegfried said. “Ah, yes! So, about that book that I was reading…” Grandur asked the aasimar cleric. “Ah, The Price of Beauty! ” Nero said with a smile. “A good read, that.” “Does it open portals regularly?” Grandur asked. Nero smiled again. “If Sune so fancies it, yes, it does open a portal.” “At a goddess’s whim?” Grandur asked. “I would have thought Sune too busy to interact with mortal readers of a random book in her library.” “Well, the book has been known to speak to some of those who read it. It could very well be bound with the very tresses of Lady Firehair’s, er, hair,” Nero said. “It offers advice on meditation and self-worth, and sometimes the mirror does open a portal.” “And you’ve been through this portal yourself?” Grandur asked. “You do speak as if from experience.” “Why, yes, once or twice,” Nero said with a smile. “It is a portal that leads to the Temple of the Restful Lily in a particularly picturesque groves in the forests near Silverymoon. Quite a lovely place to rest and relax.” “Did you have to pay a price?” Grandur asked. “Well, the Temple of the Restful Lily is of course a bathhouse and spa, and the prices are negotiated of course, surrounding a hot spring known for its fey magic. Quite lovely – I do recommend. Ask for Sylvarie, and she’ll treat you right.” “I shall take that into consideration,” Grandur replied. “You know Grandur, until recently, Nero here lived in a bottle!” Siegfried said. Grandur’s eyes widened. “That is true,” Nero nodded to a nearby bottle set atop a tall stand. “That is my home away from home.” “Are you a djinn of some kind?” Grandur asked. Nero bowed in acknowledgement. “Sune granted me domain over this one perfect moment of pure beauty, bottled up for posterity, which I can choose to live out over and over again, in exchange for my years of service to Her Church.” “Does that moment change, or is it locked up in your mind?” Grandur asked. “Oh, I can relive it over and over again,” Nero said. “I wouldn’t change a thing. It is a moment of purest beauty.” He stroked the bottle for a moment wistfully. “I was called out of that moment due to some unfortunate circumstances within the Temple of Beauty,” he said with a hint of regret. “Because there was business to attend to here. Dhaera and Celia exchanged a look behind the genie. “Robert has helped us to once again make this Temple of Beauty a place of…” Nero trailed off. “Beauty!” Bob said. “Yes, beauty,” Nero said with a nod. “I shall pry no further, I suppose,” Grandur said.   Siegfried took a walk across Waterdeep’s wards towards the Hawkwinter villa. As he strolled along, it began to rain. “Azuredge, how are you feeling about my new acquisition?” Siegfried asked his axe. There was a ladylike huff in Siegfried’s inner ear. That weapon was wielded by warlords who threatened Waterdeep. I cannot condone further interaction with it. Yes, Siegfried replied. You’re right, this axe does not have the best interests of Waterdeep at heart. However, ending this cultural hatred between Waterdeep and the Orcs is in Waterdeep’s best interests. You cannot make peace with people who you are already friends with. Only by breaking bread with those who would wish us harm can we project power beyond Waterdeep’s walls. Hmmm , Azuredge replied. I remain wary of this development. By all means, continue to be wary. Continue to be suspicious, Siegfried replied. I will trust, but I am relying on you to verify. I negotiate peace with an axe in my hand, as the dwarfs say. That’s a good saying, Azuredge said. Siegfried continued to walk Waterdeep’s streets as the rain continued to fall. He arrived at Hawkwinter villa and saw that there was a light on in Harianna’s bedchambers. He stood outside the Hawkwinter’s villa for a time, lost in thought, before returning on foot to the Temple of Beauty. And that is how rumours get started , Siegfried said to himself.   In the morning, the party sought out Jalaster Silvermane to make use of the Lords’ Alliance teleportation circle network. The party prepared to teleport to Daggerford. Siegfried turned to his companions, a stern expression on his face. “Now, remember, no fighting, no smiting, and no seducing. We are going to be meeting with lords and leaders. Above all, no biting. Erwen’s not here, which is probably for the best, otherwise this conversation would be a lot longer.” Varien rolled his eyes.   The party teleported to Daggerford, a settlement of about 1,200 souls southeast of Waterdeep and member in good standing with the Lords’ Alliance. They found themselves in a field within the walls of a small town on the Delimbyr River, built on the river’s floodplain. A low hill rose from the town proper, atop which stood the ducal castle that bore the village’s name. It was a three-level keep with a wide parade ground, smithy and stables. In the town proper there was a small marketplace, a drill field where the city’s militia did exercises, and a palisade providing extra protection for the ducal castle. The town was also surrounded by a moat. There were several bridges over the river. The party knew that Daggerford’s current ruler was Lady Morwen Daggerford, though day-to-day operations were handled by a Council of Guilds, composed of the heads of the town's informal trade groups. Siegfried knew that the Council had an over-inflated sense of their own importance, imitating the Masked Lords of Waterdeep by going robed and masked to council meetings, which was a charade considering that unlike the Masked Lords, everyone in Daggerford knew who the Council members were beneath their masks. Jalaster ushered the party into the ducal castle. “You know,” Siegfried said to his friends. “We really need to brand ourselves. Personally, I don’t think I’ve ever been to Phandalin, so I can’t count myself among the members of the Champions of Phandalin.” “Me either,” Grandur said. “Plus we’ve done grander things than save Phandalin,” Siegfried said. “Remember when we defeated that balor? I’ve been calling Varien a Calamity of Sune. We need something like that for our reputation to precede us.” Varien rolled his eyes. The impression the party got from the ducal castle was one of rustic grandeur. It was decorated more like a hunting hall of old than a proper castle befitting a duke, its walls studded with trophy heads and wagon-wheel chandeliers overhead. It was a place designed to repel attackers and not necessarily give the comforts of home to its inhabitants. There were guards on duty in strategic alcoves. It was lowbrow but with a certain dignity. The party was escorted to the ducal audience chamber forthwith. Located at the centre of the keep, it was a circular chamber with a trio of thrones set at its eastern arc, next to an ecumenical shrine and buffet table. In the centre of the room was a circular firebox with a flat shield-like top that looked like it could pull double duty as a griddle or a strategic map table. Three long tables were arranged in a c-shape around the firebox, one side open to provide an unobstructed view of the thrones. Other observers were already mingling in the chamber when the party arrived. They recognized Ontharr Frume, leader of the Order of the Gauntlet, who they had last encountered during their trial in Neverwinter a few weeks ago. “Frume, you old dog!” Siegfried said, shaking the man’s gauntleted hand. “Good to see you!” “Ah, yes, uh, Siegfried, the Advocate from Neverwinter who spoke so articulately some time ago,” the older man said with a hesitant smile. “Siegfried Alagondar, and it’s a pleasure to see you again,” Siegfried said. “Yes, of course, Siegfried Alagondar,” Ontharr repeated. “I trust that you will find today’s proceedings invigorating.” “I’m sure nobody will be bored to tears,” Siegfried said. “Indeed,” Ontharr replied. “I believe that righteousness shall prevail as it should.” “Righteousness rarely prevails,” Siegfried replied, “but that doesn’t stop us from trying.” “Indeed, indeed,” Ontharr said. Indicating the man next to him, he said. “Allow me to introduce the Gauntlet’s man in Neverwinter, Sir Lannister Strayl.” Sir Lannister was an impressively brutish-looking man who had the look of a Northlander about him, wearing fur-trimmed armour. He bowed politely. Before Siegfried had a chance to speak to Lannister, Jalaster Silvermane cleared his throat and began calling in the delegates of the Lords’ Alliance. “The Conclave of Lords shall now come to order,” Silvermane said. “Open Lord of Waterdeep Laeral Silverhand, representing Waterdeep.” Lady Laeral glided into the chamber looking utterly at ease. “Representing Neverwinter, Lord Protector Dagult Neverember.” The Lion of Neverwinter walked into the room, glad-handing and backslapping. He gave a nod of recognition to Siegfried from across the room. “Representing Silverymoon, High Mage Taern Hornblade,” Jalaster said. A tall, gray-bearded mage entered the chamber, his expression grave and thoughtful. He wore a longsword strapped to his side. “Representing Baldur’s Gate, Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard,” Jalaster continued. A man with obsidian skin wearing polished armour strode into the chamber adorned with symbols of both Baldur’s Gate and the Flaming Fist mercenary company emblazoned on his breastplate. “Representing Mithril Hall, Ambassador Connerad Brawnanvil.” A proud-looking dwarf waddled into the chamber. “They say he abdicated his throne in order to continue adventuring,” Ontharr whispered. “Representing Mirabar, Ambassador Rhundorth, Master Blacksmith and Ambassador,” Jalaster was saying. Another dwarf entered the room, pointedly ignoring Ambassador Brawnanvil. “Representing Amphail, Lord Warder Dauner Ilzimmer,” Jalaster said. A bombastic human man entered the chamber, clasping hands with Dagult Neverember. “Representing Yartar, Waterbaron Nestra Ruthiol.” A severe-looking woman with blonde hair braided up into a bun entered the chamber. “Representing the Misty Forest is King Melendrach,” Jalaster continued. A tall elf entered. He wore his hair long, with two braids running down his chest. “And our host for today’s Conclave, Duchess Morwen Daggerford,” Jalaster said. The duchess entered the room, her hair cut militarily short and her armour bearing the scars of battle. Siegfried surveyed the room. None of the leaders had yet to claim seats at the conference table, and there were definitely many overheated personalities and egos in the chamber. Who would sit upon the throne, he wondered. Duchess Daggerford and Lady Laeral Silverhand engaged in a delicate dance of propriety before Lady Morwen finally smiled and said ‘as host, the seating arrangements are mine to finalize. Today, as the convenor of this Conclave, you should take a position of prominence in this chamber as an honoured guest.” Open Lord Silverhand bowed deferentially to Duchess Daggerford. “Well, as Chair of this Conclave I shall sit here for a time, though none of us shall forget whose chair this belongs to.” She took a seat on the throne. That matter settled, the members of the Conclave began to take their seats at the long tables. Siegfried wasted no time in angling for a seat at the foot of the table furthest away from the throne. He beat out Dagult Neverember by mere seconds, but the Lord Protector recovered smoothly, saying “Ah, Warduke Alagondar! Certainly, you have earned a seat at this table.” “It is an honour to join you,” Siegfried said, pulling out the seat next to him. Dagult laughed boisterously, slapped Siegfried’s back, and piled into the chair next to the half-orc. Dagult admired Siegfried’s hardware. “You have been busy, Young Master,” he said to Siegfried quietly. “I’ve had a lot to do, and not many allies to do it with,” Siegfried replied. Dagult chuckled. “I know exactly what you mean. Good help is so hard to find. Perhaps later we should speak more about allies. But for now, let’s see how the rest of this seating proceeds.” “It’s funny how people jockey about to see who sits at the front and not over the seat with the best view,” Siegfried said quietly to Dagult. “Oh, you have picked up some bits of wisdom in your recent travels,” Dagult chuckled. Siegfried noted that Ulder Ravengard of Baldur’s Gate took a seat as far away from Dagult Neverember as he could get while still being in the same room. Additionally, there seemed to be some bristling tension between the two dwarves, Connerad Brawnanvil of Mithril Hall and Rhundorth of Mirabar. The two ambassadors also sat far away from one another, glaring across the table. “It’s funny how these rivals can’t even sit next to each other,” Siegfried whispered to Dagult. “We’re doing just fine, aren’t we?” Dagult nodded. “It’s funny, they say you should keep your friends close but your rivals even closer. How they expect to resolve their difference, or, I daresay, bury the hatchet, from across the room is beyond me.” He nudged the axe at Siegfried’s side. “Yes, honestly it’s easier for these three to get along,” Siegfried pointed at the double axe at one hip and Azuredge at the other. Dagult chuckled. “Indeed.” “They’re like children in a way,” Siegfried said. “Arguing about not wanting to sit next to the orc-boy in class. And these are the people meant to lead us.” “Oh, my boy,” Dagult replied. “Some folks are more adept at hiding their prejudices than others, and it’s always sad when they’re dragged out for all to see. Tsk tsk, I say. But, we also have another Warduke present – one of the Champions of Phandalin no less!” Dagult nodded to Bob. “Bobert, Rob…No, there is an ‘ob’ in there somewhere though!” “Yes, allow me to introduce His Holy Hotness the High Priest of Sune in Waterdeep Robert Trevelyan,” Siegfried said. “Acting High Priest of the Temple of Beauty.” “And how are you finding the Temple of Beauty these days, Robert?” Dagult asked. “Very well indeed,” Bob said. Dauner Ilzimmer took the seat next to Dagult. Siegfried also noted that while most of the Lords’ Alliance members were represented by their titular heads, Silverymoon, Mithril Hall, and Mirabar had all sent ambassadors instead, which perhaps spoke to their respective cities’ interest in the proceedings. Furthermore, there was no representative from Longsaddle, another Lords’ Alliance member east of the Crags on the Long Road. Siegfried subtle-cast sending to his brother Rulgar. Will you be making a surprise appearance at today’s proceedings? I’m currently sitting next to the Lord Protector. He received no immediate reply. Servants quickly handed out flagons of local beverages to the seated assembly. Open Lord Laeral Silverhand raised her glass in a toast. “May these proceedings be as fruitful as the bouquet of this lovely wine provided by our honoured host, Duchess Morwen Daggerford.” Siegfried drank his a half-step behind everyone else. Lady Laeral lowered her glass, a severe expression on her face. “I shall bring these proceedings to order. I will recognize the members of our Alliance, all of equal stature and standing in this room, and also welcome our honoured guests, Ontharr Frume and Lanniver Strayl of the Order of the Gauntlet, and representing the Champions of Phandalin and affiliates. The purpose of their presence here will become clear as the proceedings continue.” Siegfried noticed that King Melendrach looked as bored as any elf might be under the circumstances, idly sipping his drink with the requisite disrespect offered by his high station. Ulder Ravengard quickly knocked back his drink and slammed it noisily down on the table. “Please can me move these proceedings along, Silverhand? We are all busy people, some of us more busy than others.” His eyes shot daggers at Dagult. Laeral was impassive in the face of such insubordination. “Of course,” she said softly. Siegfried surreptitiously swiped Dagult’s knife from his place setting and secretly jammed it into his midsection at an angle that made it look as though he’d been stabbed by the man seated next to him. Open Lord Laeral Silverhand began to speak.