If, for some unknown reason, you are a DM without the ability to find players, and a 19-year-old white guy from the Midwest being a player is an appealing prospect, boy do I have the proposition for you - me. Hi. Like I said in the title, I'm a forever DM, having done so since early teens and continued to do so now into College. Being obligated to play into stereotypes, I also have a dozen or more characters that I am far too attached to for my own good and desperately want to play. Basic Stuff that I'm looking for: Deal Breakers : Need to play in the Afternoon (4:00PM and starting no later than 6:00PM, CST. Tight, I know, but unless you want to be playing with someone barely conscious, thems the breaks) on Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays. Of those, Fridays and Saturdays are ideal, but Sundays are feasible. No other days are viable for me. LGBTQ+ Friendly. Less because I am as such, although that is also true, but more because if you or your group are not I will blanket assume you are a bad person/people and will act accordingly. I.E., not playing. Not really relevant to how I play, just a moral thing. Long-Term Campaign. I'll be straight, I don't enjoy modules, one-shots, or other such shorter form campaigns. I want to be in it for the long haul. Send me a picture of an Alpaca. Just to know you're actually reading this. Preferred: Homebrew Campaign Setting. This is just a personal preference. I like making settings, I like playing in other people's settings. But a pre-existing campaign setting would be fine, just not something I have nearly as much experience with. Early-Level Start. <lvl5. I enjoy playing lower level characters and building them up. I'm fine with higher level games - but I'd rather be in it when the party starts out then be a later addition. Experienced DM. This is less so because I dislike playing with newer DMs - it's more because A)., I have never used a VTT before, and B)., I like to learn from DMs who are better then me. But I'm also fine with playing for a newer DM - I know the pain . I won't get on your ass if things are rocky. That's the long and short of what I'm looking for. If any of that sounds like your campaign or what you want to play, hit me up! Discord would be preferred - Username "sturmwolken" - but if you don't have a Discord or would prefer something else just PM me here. Anyways, I hope to hear from someone before Heat Death, and sorry for the novel. Godspeed.