“Hail and well met, adventurers—NUISANCE!-the-Bard here! Are your Friday nights as flat as a kobold’s ale? Wish your dice rolled excitement instead of dust? WELL FEAR NOT! I’m swinging open the tavern doors to premium one-shots and full-throttle campaigns that’ll buff your fun faster than a haste spell—AND I’M DOING IT LIVE FOR A LIMITED NUMBER OF HEROES!** Why quest with NUISANCE?
Legendary Loot of Laughter – Over-the-top roleplay, cinematic encounters, and custom soundtracks.
Satisfaction NAT-20-Guaranteed – If you’re not cheering by the final boss, you keep your inspiration point!
⚔️ FEATURED ONE-SHOTS — Seats vanish quicker than a mimic’s bite! Title Length Pitch That Packs a Punch Hunter’s Hotel—LIMITED-SEAT ONESHOT!
Keys appear, doors drift, and fortunes forge overnight! Brave the violet-lit lobby, bargain with masked gods, and walk out richer—or never walk out at all. SIGN UP, roll high, and check in before the Hotel vanishes again! The Great Ale Run—HIGH-OCTANE ONESHOT!
Last call for glory! Dash a rickety wagon of legendary brew through bandit ambushes, collapsing bridges, and a thirsty dragon with a tab to settle. Out-drink, out-drive, out-fight—deliver the kegs or drown in frothy chaos. Grab a seat, slam a tankard, and LET’S ROLL! ️ The Side Roads—OFF-MAP ONESHOT!
Forget the king’s highway—take the twisted byways where dead milestones whisper, scarecrows trade secrets, and shortcuts might drop you straight into another realm. Navigate cursed crossroads, outrun gutter-goblins on bone-wagons, and chart a path home before the road itself bites back. Pack light, sprint fast—ADVENTURE DETOURS THIS WAY! FULL CAMPAIGNS — Epic arcs, weekly sessions, insane upgrades! Last Rites & Lying Eyes Shadows drape the coastal mega-city of Ubalam . Join the Golden Coin Detective Agency, chase cultists through neon jungles, and expose conspiracies tall as its sky-scrapers. If you love trench coats, smoky jazz, and eldritch clues—THIS is your ticket to prestige. On low tides On Low Tides—TIDAL-EPIC CAMPAIGN!
When the sea drains away beneath a blood-red moon, reefs become bone labyrinths and wrecks belch long-drowned treasure— and terrors. Captain Lysarra Vex, ex-pirate turned trailblazing merchant, has carved a hush-hush sea-floor trade route no fleet has ever dared claim. Race smugglers, awaken leviathans, and seize fortunes before the waters roar back to swallow heroes and history alike. Board now, surf later— THE TIDE WON’T WAIT! Open for Enchantment Travel with Cassia and her dimension-bending market wagon. Brew potions from phoenix tears, outwit jealous guilds, and adopt an owlbear cub that thinks it’s a lapdog. Equal parts cozy and chaotic. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Early-bird heroes get bonus magic items hand-forged to your backstory.
Bring a friend? You both earn a free reroll token —redeemable on any tragic crit-fail!
CLICK “JOIN” BEFORE THE LAST SEAT VANISHES!
Sharpen your blades, warm up those vocal cords, and let Nuisance-the-Bard turn your next session into a legend sung ’round every tavern . ACT NOW—because adventure, like a wandering merchant, never stays in town for long! BUT WAIT—THERE’S EVEN MORE MAGIC!
Ready to snatch your seat before the tide turns? GRAB YOUR SENDING STONES NOW!
⚔️ DM INSTANTLY on Discord → nlkxiv (just type, roll, and BAM—your spot’s reserved!).
Shoot a “Message” spell to <a href="mailto:Nuisance.DND.dm@gmail.com" rel="nofollow">Nuisance.DND.dm@gmail.com</a> for scroll-worthy service and lightning-fast replies.
Act FAST, adventurer—because seats vanish quicker than a mimic with your coin purse!