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A Safe, a Vault, and a Vile Ritual Interrupted

Siegfiend pulled the safe door open. Its interior was upholstered in ruby-red padding and contained a few objects of note, arrayed carefully upon the pillowed surface. The first was an ornate scroll tube of black ivory with a silver stopper in each end. Siegfiend handed the tube over to Varien, intending to identify it later. Varien shrugged and unstopped the tube, peering inside. There was a small rolled-up parchment, upon which something was inscribed in Infernal. “Don’t read it out loud,” Siegfiend cautioned. Varien rolled his eyes and looked at the script. Written in the ornate, practiced calligraphy of an archdevil were six words: “Starboard means right, Port means left.” “Very insightful,” Erwen said. Varien nodded, rolled the parchment back up, and put it back in the tube. Behind the scroll were arrayed three jars. Each jar was filled with a yellow-amber, viscous liquid and contained what looked like a misshapen lump of embryonic flesh. “Are these creatures of some kind?” Siegfiend asked himself. “Varien’s what’s this?” Varien leaned in and looked. “Seems fiendish to me,” he said, rubbing his chin. “Yeah, those are definitely baatezu embryos, but they look all, uh, messed up, like they’ve been planewarped.” “Embryonic devils?” Siegfiend asked. Varien gingerly picked up one of the jars and examined it. “Warm to the touch,” he said. The base of the jar had a receptacle that could fit a soul coin, and sure enough there was a coin loaded inside. He made as if to remove the coin. “Hold on,” Siegfiend said. “That power source might be keeping these creatures in some sort of suspended animation, or gentle repose, if you will, and if you remove the power supply, perhaps that would wake them up.” Varien frowned. “Let’s just wait a moment,” Siegfiend requested. He looked inside the safe, past the remaining jars, and saw a pair of bracers nestled here, and near the back of the safe there appeared to be a polished wooden rack containing eight small vials. “Hmmm,” Siegfiend said. Over his shoulder he asked the Air Marshal, “how long to our destination?” “The navigator is calculating the course now,” Zuvok replied. “At full throttle, approximately three hours, if we don’t encounter any resistance along the way.” “Well, then we have time to identify these treasures,” Siegfiend said. He set about casting the appropriate ritual. Varien shrugged and sat down in the nearest nail-studded chair, his armour squeaking. Erwen examined the bar and sideboard. “Careful Erwen, those drinks are Rimmon’s pornography,” Siegfiend said. Erwen grimaced. “Not interested,” he murmured. “All right, what have we got here?” Siegfiend said. “Eight vials of hellish ichor, first and foremost. Pour one of these out and you’ve got a lemure on demand before you know it.” He handed them to Varien. “Devils in a jar. Pour one out and wait for it to grow.” The jars gave off a strong aura of transmutation magic. The embryos were definitely in some sort of suspended animation via the soul coin-powered jar. The embryos had been warped via exposure to planar magic from the Far Realm or worse. Removing the soul coin would likely lead to the embryo’s degradation. Siegfiend recalled that the party had encountered planewarped creatures before, usually when going too deep into the Ethereal Plane, most recently at the Tower in Leilon. Removing the suspended animation could kill whatever was inside, or it could accelerate the growth that had been arrested by the magic. “Think fast!” Siegfiend said, tossing the jars at Varien. Varien cast destructive wave and blasted the jars out of the air, shattering the glass and splattering the walls with the blue-black ichor and fleshy gobbets of the embryos. “Nice,” Air Marshal Zuvok said with a wince. “Varien, you have no taste for clay pigeon shooting,” Siegfiend said. The final item was a pair of hellforged bracers , which, when worn and attuned, could be used to summon a loyal imp familiar. “That’s a neat thing to have,” Siegfiend said. “Air Marshal, I request a tour of this vessel.” As Air Marshal Zuvok opened her mouth to reply, a device on Rimmon’s desk began to buzz insistently. It was an ivory sounding horn lying in a brass cradle, and a small ruby gem inset in the cradle was pulsing brightly. Siegfiend put the horn to his ear. “Ahoy-hoy?” There was a scratchy electromechanical echo. “To whom am I speaking?” a deep voice rumbled. “Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” Siegfried replied. “Iseddon, Executive Officer of the Subjugator ,” the voice growled. Siegfried mouthed the name in Fiendsbane’s direction. Varien knew that Iseddon was a high-ranking gelugon in service to Rimmon. Air Marshal Zuvok confirmed that Iseddon was the ship’s XO. “Iseddon, yes, I’m afraid Rimmon has had to take a sudden leave of absence,” Siegfiend said. I’m sure Optio Dundarth can fill you in, but I will be serving as his chief replacement until HQ sends word.” “Fascinating,” Iseddon replied. “That the Chain of Command could be broken in such a way.” “Well, if you have your resume prepared, I’d be willing to read over it and see if a promotion is available in your near future.” There was a bass-heavy growl from the sounding horn. “I’ve also noticed a change in heading. What is our destination?” “Yes, I have business with Many-Arrows and with Gruumsh.” There was a dark chuckle from Iseddon. “Don’t we all.” “Shortly after which I will be disembarking and I’m sure the next-in-command will be required in the Captain’s seat to chart the next course. Would that be yourself?” There was a pause. “I’m sorry, there must be some interference on the line, because I thought I heard you say that you were taking the Subjugator into the heart of enemy territory for a meeting? With Gruumsh? While we are flying under the flag of Magubliyet? You can see why I’m concerned.” “Well then, let’s change our flag!” Siegfiend replied. “I’m looking for a reason to trust this change in course,” Iseddon said. “Bear in mind, you may control navigation, but propulsion is another story entirely.” “I’m confused, Iseddon,” Siegfiend said. “I thought ambition was inherent to all devils. Does that not include yourself? Are you a coward with no goals in your unlife?” “Not at all.” “Surely a devil of your position and ranking would be Captain after Rimmon’s inevitable demotion for his failures.” “Well, you’ve hit the nail on the head,” Isedoon replied. “I am indeed in charge.” “No,” Siegfiend replied. “Yes,” said Iseddon. “You’re in charge once HQ promotes you,” Siegfiend said. “And in the meantime your objective to keep as much of this ship and crew intact as possible so that it becomes yours after we leave. Something we’re happy to meet you in the middle on.” “We’ll be meeting soon,” Iseddon replied, and the line went dead. Siegfiend replaced the sounding horn in its cradle. “Hey Varien, if this guy Iseddon does give us lip, just do what comes naturally.” Varien rolled his eyes in response. “Now then, Air Marshal, my chief interests are guns and blueprints,” Siegfiend said. “But in the meantime are there diplomatic colours we can fly?” “Fascinating,” Air Marshal Zuvok replied. “We could try a flag of neutrality, but I’m not sure how the orcs would respond.” “Neutrality means an enemy of both sides,” Siegfiend said. “I suppose we could raise the black flag.” “This vessel was operating under Magubliyet’s aegis,” Zuvok replied. “But the work appears to have been cut short.” “Partly our fault,” Siegfiend admitted. “Now, it’s not seen often on this Plane of War, but you could try flying a Flag of Peace. I’m not sure how it would be interpreted.” “Oh, confusing!” Siegfiend said. “I love it!” Zuvok smiled uncertainly. “I’ll see if there’s one on board, then.” She chuckled. “Not a lot of peace on this plane.” Siegfiend smiled. “Now that we’ve cracked this safe, what about Rimmon’s vault?” “That would be in his private quarters,” Zuvok said. “Let’s definitely check that out,” Siegfiend said. “Lead the way. Have Iseddon meet us there. Optio Dundarth and his squad can join us.” Air Marshal Zuvok saluted out of habit. The party walked back out onto the bridge. Siegfried eyed the puddle of ichor left behind by Rimmon’s demise. Scattered about the smear were meticulous metalwork jewelry – valour decorations from the Blood War. Sifting through the ichor, Siegfried came up with an infernal key. Erwen was consumed by thoughts of Gilbo the Nimble. Yeemik mentioned something about him, but what? He recalled the ice statues in the Deepwinter Vault and how they goaded the party into rage. Who is Gilbo the Nimble and what does he have to do with Gnash the Slash? Before Yeemik was reincarnated as a Tiefling, he and Gilbo were cousins in service to the Cragmaw Goblins, and then the Black Spider. He was a master of the watery escape, fleeing from the party repeatedly. They last encountered him in the flesh in Ierithymbul. Erwen paced back and forth, muttering to himself. He picked up a chalice of frozen memories from Rimmon’s liquor cabinet and threw it on the ground, where it bounced rather than shattered. “If Gilbo’s in the water, then the water is our enemy!” he declared. He began shouting. “The ice is our enemy! Gilbo is our enemy! It’s in the water, people!” He shook his head, collected himself, and joined Varien and Siegfried as they marched, escorted, towards Rimmon’s private quarters. The corridors of the airship stank of sulfur and cold-wrought iron. The hallway was scaled to allow greater devils free passage, though deep scratches in the bulkheads showed where the horns of taller specimens might have snagged. Lesser devils dashed and flitted to and fro along the passageways, careful to deferentially cede the deck to the curious troupe of Pit Fiend, Gelugon escort, Tiefling Air Marshal and assorted Humans and Halflings. Most of the crew had the presence of mind to not question the situation. “Make way,” Dundarth said, banging his blade against his carapace. The Optio had the courtesy to disengage the scourge ooze barriers at the bulkhead portals as they moved. Soon they arrived at Rimmon’s quarters. There was an honour guard consisting of an Erinyes and Spined Devil posted at the door, but Optio Dundarth entered into a quick, tense negotiation and the guards stood down, being replaced with the Optio’s underlings for the time being. The party entered. The exquisite opulence of the archdevil’s expansive quarters was contrasted by the stench of vile darkness that assailed Varien’s nostrils. The greatroom’s walls were an ever-shifting mosaic of frost-rimed obsidian black slabs, limned with light of the coldest blue. The temperature plunged and the party members felt chilled to the bone. Floating glow globes drifted through the suite, illuminating its darkest corners. There was an entrance to a side chamber directly ahead, and Erwen’s keen ears picked up the faint sound of what he could only describe as a sarcastic soothing, like a parent pretending to calm their hysterical child with complete insincerity. The voice echoed in low tones that Erwen couldn’t quite make out. Curious, Erwen moved ahead stealthily and listened. He heard a high-pitched, weaselly voice mockingly say, “now then, that’s not so bad, is it? Just hold still, there’s a good girl.” Then the mocking tone gave way to a chilling chorus of infernal speech for a few seconds before breaking back into the nasal sound. “Told you it wouldn’t hurt, my dear. Much, that is.” Out of the corner of his eye Siegfiend saw Erwen creeping forward into the antechamber, ears pricked up. Erwen looked the new room over. Here the obsidian black slabs became bookshelves, inset into the walls, where dozens of black-spined volumes were stored. There was a reading chair and a sidetable with a glowing icy shard serving as a lamp. But the well-appointed study is not what grabbed the Halfing’s attention. He saw the naked body of a young woman reclinds upon a cantilevered obsidian slab. The woman’s expression was entranced, her face a rictus of stunned submission as she stares sightlessly at the shifting ceiling of the chamber. She was of uncommon beauty. Though her upper body was unspoiled, it was clear that some terrible black magic was being wrought upon her as her narrow midsection and lower limbs were partially transformed into the shape of a book – its front covers clearly forming from her flesh and bone, her skin becoming the parchment of its pages, tendon and muscle fibre become the binding, and her blood serving as ink, having pooled in decanted receptacles build into channels in the slab. Crouched on a tall iron stool next to her was a wizened imp wearing a pince-nez, who was tattooing infernal runes with that same red ink with a long jet-black feather quill. The imp was muttering something in Infernal as though recalling the words to write and was utterly captivated by its task. Erwen blinked as he realized the horrible book’s outer cover matched those over volumes that sat upon the shelves of the reading room. “The writing’s on the wall, buddy!” Erwen shouted as he and the rest of the party entered the chamber proper. Surprised, the imp whirled about, his pince-nez popping from the bridge of its beaked nose in surprise. Varien teleported in behind the imp, grabbed him by the collar and slammed him against the nearest bookshelf. “I will ask you one question, worm,” Varien growled. “Can you reverse what you have done to that woman?” The imp dropped his feather quill. “Ow! Ugh!” Varien shook him vigorously. Soul coins dropped from the impish scribe’s pockets. “Reverse it? Reverse it!? The Master wouldn’t like that, no he would not, not one little bit!” The imp wheezed. “Not when there’s still so much transcribing to be done, so much of his Revelation to get down in ink and parchment!” “I am your Master!” Varien said. “Can you fix it, or do you die?” Siegfiend loomed over the imp, backing up Varien’s threat. The imp cringed. “B-but, I live to record the Revelation! How would I even begin to undo what the Master has bade me done?” “This thing’s worthless,” Siegfiend growled. Varien nodded. He shoved the imp to the ground, crushing him with his shield. Then he unsheathed Fiendsbane and stabbed deftly downward. The imp’s wings flapped weakly against the carpet. “Master, save me!” he wailed. “I told you, I am your Master,” Varien said. “Now, can you or can you not undo what you have done?” The imp floundered on the ground making injured imp noises. Siegfiend leaned over the cowering creature, pulling out his StrideGnome and letting it play some Ierithyn acid jazz to lighten the mood. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE, LITTLE IMP?” The imp squeaked and shakily nodded. “WHAT FLAILS ON THE GROUND PISSING AND SOILING ITSELF IN TERROR AS IT IS SLOWLY TORTURED TO DEATH BY THE MORTALS IT THOUGHT ITSELF BETTER THAN?” There was a pregnant pause. “What?” the imp asked. “YOU!” Siegfiend roared. “IF YOU DO NOT REVERSE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!” He turned and cast dispel magic on the stricken woman. “No!” the imp wailed. “You don’t understand! There was an arrangement! A contract that cannot be voided! Certainly not by the likes of you!” “DOES AN IMP SEEK TO TELL A PIT FIEND ITS BUSINESS?” Siegfiend roared. The imp cringed and stuttered. There was a gasp from the obsidian slab as the woman suddenly convulsed as Siegfiend’s magic washed over her. In what looked like an incredibly painful process, the transformation began to slowly reverse itself. Siegfiend scanned the dozens of similar volumes upon the shelves and wondered whether or not they could be transmogrified back into human form. It would likely not be a simple task. Siegfiend turned to the pathetic imp. “NOW, WITH YOUR LAST BREATH, IMP, DID YOUR MASTER HAVE ANY WARDS ON HIS VAULT?” The imp perked up. “The vault? The vault is warded to hell and back, if you’ll pardon the pun! Yes, yes, you’ll never…” “WELL THEN,” Siegfiend replied. “NOT EVEN WITH THIS?” He held up the infernal key. The imp’s eyes widened. “Oh, crap.” Siegfiend picked up the imp and pressed the key firmly into his clawed hand. “YOU WILL BE THE KEYMASTER THEN, IMP. WHICH WAY TO THE VAULT!” He waved the imp around like a vault detector. “TELL ME, AM I COLD, OR WARM? WHICH WAY?” Varien looked at the woman, who shivered as she stared sightlessly at the ceiling. He examined her chastely. She appeared to be a human woman of breathtaking beauty and noble bearing. “High-born,” Varien murmured to himself, taking into account her soft, uncalloused hands and manicured fingernails. Her curves suggested a good diet, her porcelain complexion and smooth skin suggesting aristocratic refinement. A rare beauty, Varien mused. The woman shuddered at Varien’s touch as he tried to make her comfortable. She relaxed under the paladin’s ministrations. Varien grabbed the bedspread from Rimmon’s pentagram-shaped bed to cover the woman against the chill of the reading room. The quilted cover depicted female humanoids of every variety engaged in unspeakable acts of debauchery, but Varien saw no alternative. As he returned with the blanket, the woman was chanting something in Infernal in voice that he recognized as Rimmon’s. Yes, my dear, just there. Yes. Hmm? Ah, did our newest, the young Lord Pashtum not explain? How unfortunate. Still, you’re here now. Learn by doing, yes? I shall explain. What? My yes, it is a devil. A minor creature of little consequence is Takriq, and quite harmless. He exists to record my Revelation. Part of the terms of my arrangement. You may speak freely. Bound to set down only my words. Consider me a confidant. Your predecessors often sought to unburden themselves to me. I invite you to do the same. No? Perhaps in time. Are you quite comfortable? Well, to business then…
Siegfiend continued to wave the hapless imp around in all directions, judging the proper direction by the amount of cringing the creature demonstrated. Leaving Varien to his business, he and Erwen moved back into the main room and selected another passageway into a second chamber. Erwen cast clairvoyance and sent a tiny sensor into the midst of the room, listening for any suspicious noise.  The room featured more shifting ice walls, and Siegfiend’s truesight detected an invisible creature hunkered down, its back to him, facing one of the wall panels. He appeared to be fiddling with a hidden spot within the shifting walls that to Siegfiend’s infernal eyes was lit up like a shining beacon. Gnash the Slash was down on one knee, oblivious to the adventurers behind him Erwen could distinctly hear via the invisible sensor the jingle of thieves’ tools and the sound of Gnash muttering tradecraft to himself. “C’mon, this has got to work…” “Hello there,” Siegfiend thundered politely. Gnash’s shoulder blades spasmed as the barghest froze and then carefully peered over his shoulder. Siegfiend noted that tiny implements had been extruded from his mechanical claws. Gnash became visible and smiled widely. “Aha! Took care of Rimmon, did you?” “Yes, he fell an hour ago,” Siegfiend replied. “Well, congratulations!” Gnash exclaimed. “And where have you been?” Siegfiend asked. “Oh, uh, you know, I just thought I would take advantage of the chaos of the situation to, uh, get on the work!” Gnash said with a sheepish grin as he tapped the wall behind him. “We are actually on our way to Many-Arrows as we speak,” Siegfiend said. “The Air Marshal has raised concerns about flying colours so as not to invite disaster and make sure we’re not fired upon. I assume that you, as an employee of Many-Arrows, have a way of communicating that?” “I’m not an employee as much as I’m an independent contractor,” Gnash grinned. “But yeah, sure, sure.” “Wonderful,” Siegfiend said. He turned to Zuvok. “Air Marshal, would you please escort our friend Gnash to the nearest communications desk to make sure that message is sent out securely, and that Many-Arrows understands we are flying in for an agreed-upon meeting as arranged by one of their envoys.” “Excellent suggestion,” Air Marshal Zuvok said. “And keep a firm but friendly eye on him,” Siegfiend said. “We certainly wouldn’t want to lose track of our friend Gnash on such a large ship as this, seeing as he’s such an important diplomat.” “Ah,” Air Marshal Zuvok said. “Perhaps I can debrief him about his activities at the Signal Tower? I’m quite curious.” She placed a firm hand on Gnash’s shoulder. “Come along.” “Aw, man!” Gnash said. Erwen cleared his throat. “Wait, he stood by in the next room while that woman was being turned into pages of a history book? And you’re going to give him a title and a ticket to go?” “Wait, what?” Gnash snarled at Erwen. “What are you talking about?” “He’s a spy,” Siegfiend said. “It wasn’t his circus, wasn’t his monkeys. A dick move, to be sure, but he’s not about heroics. But if you have any questions for Gnash, you should definitely ask him.” “I actually do, because Gnash here, Gnash likes secrets,” Erwen said. “He also knows that Gilbo liked the water.” “Gilbo? The sneaky goblin?” Siegfiend asked. “The roots of this floor, Gnash, know your shape,” Erwen said, glaring at the barghest. “And they’re whispering to me now.” Gnash spluttered. “I-I was just trying to get a rise out of you in a tense moment, you know?” He shrugged. “You were breaking my balls, why can’t I break yours back?” “What do you know about Gilbo?” Erwen asked. Gnash laughed roughly. “Uh, Gilbo’s a, well, I mean, that’s just kind of a name I picked out of your subconscious, right? I mean, come on!” Siegfiend could tell the barghest was filibustering and that he was uncomfortable talking about his life as a barghest, especially in front of Air Marshal Zuvok, a Hobgoblin. He turned to Erwen. “Do you not know the scrying spell?” “Uh, I don’t know if I do,” Erwen said. “I can go over the basics with you, but it can help you track down any Gilbo you want to find later,” Siegfiend said. “Sounds good,” Erwen said. Siegfried turned back to the vault lock and mashed the key-holding imp against the keyhole. The imp struggled and managed to fit the key into the lock. Erwen glared at Gnash, who was already begrudgingly hiding behind Air Marshal Zuvok as his only protector. “Gnash, you flinch every time we say his name,” Erwen growled. “Gilbo!” Gnash shuddered. “Like it’s still echoing in your head,” Erwen continued. He stared pointedly at the barghest for a few heartbeats longer. “Whatever deal you made with him, it’s not over, and we’re not done.” “Great,” Gnash sighed. “Listen, uh, you guys have made my life more difficulty recently.” “What are you talking about?” Siegfiend asked. “We let you out of that box.” “Well, there’s that,” Gnash admitted. “That evens the score a bit, yeah. But, you know, you guys got to some heavy-hitting goblins, some goblinoids of note, before I could. And it makes my life a little harder, to get the souls, you know? I mean, that’s why I’m here, because now I’ve got to sift through the souls of so many goblins, bugbears, and hobgoblins so that I can deny Magubliyet his due. You’ve taken some of them out. It would have been easier for me to ambush them on the Material Plane, but now I’m stuck here, and look at me!” He raised his mechanical limbs and clacked his claws sharply. “Now I gotta do this thing.” He pointed at the vault. “I had my eye on Gilbo for, y’know, quite a while.” “So you hate him?” Siegfiend asked. Gnash shook his head. “It’s not a matter of hate. Does the fox hate the rabbit? It’s more of a hunger.” “I think he envies him,” Erwen said. Gnash’s eyes widened. “Me? Envy a goblin? What kind of predator envies his prey?” “Maybe he aspires to be like him,” Erwen said. “Gilbo?” Gnash said incredulously. “You think I’m going to be swimming anytime soon with these?” He wiggled his Scissorhands. “Fugeddaboutit!” “I see you fumbling with those thieves’ tools and you’ll be nothing like Gilbo,” Erwen said. “Okay,” Gnash sighed. “That’s a little hurtful.” “Can we blast him, Siegfried?” Erwen asked. “Not yet, Ferb,” Siegfiend said. Gnash paled. “No! No, remember I’m useful! I gotta go make a call! Help me, Zuvok!” “We still need him to make introductions to King Obould of Many-Arrows,” Siegfiend explained patiently. “We also need to keep him onside so he doesn’t communicate a secret code to the Orcs that tells them to blast us out of the sky.” “Would I do a thing like that?” Gnash said. “I’m on this ship too, you know!” “I don’t know if there’s a protocol for that, but you can’t take changes in the afterlife,” Siegfiend said. Air Marshal Zuvok snorted derisively and dragged the hapless Gnash out of the danger zone. Erwen wildshaped into a fly and landed on the barghest’s shoulder. Gnash was babbling to the hobgoblin warrior. “Air Marshal, I’m glad you’re here. That whole thing at the signal tower was just a big misunderstanding! Actually, actually, actually, you’ve got some security issues, not gonna lie. The hobgoblin units are not sending their best to this cube. You were always going to lose that tower. Don’t think I had anything to do with it. I was trying to sell some goods that would have assisted the unit in holding their territory, but your boys weren’t buying what I was selling.” Without looking down at the Barghest, Air Marshal Zuvok said “shut up.” “Sure, sure, but like I was telling your advance scouts at the tower, I have a line on some prime unspoiled war machines that your forces might find valuable…” Flywen lifted off the Barghest’s shoulder and flitted back into the chambers to remain with his companions.   Varien watched as the woman stopped babbling in infernal as the runes on her skin trailed off. The finals words were horrifying.   You are uncomfortable. I apologise. Eager to understand your place no doubt. I shall explain. Takriq, my scribe, requires parchment and inks of a  particular  composition. The revelation must  endure  to be received. Do you see? Your flesh, bound. Your blood, refined.  Transmuted . Into the very substance of permanent revelation. You, my dear, shall become the next volume, even as I dictate it. Yes. Yes, now you understand. Excellent. Let us begin.   Looking around, there were dozens of identical volumes on the shelves, each one’s spine emblazoned with the titled “The Revelation of Rimmon Upon The Material” in Infernal. Varien shuddered as he considered the meaning and weight of each book upon the shelf. As he turned back to the woman, he saw that she was looking at him with intense eyes. Varien held up an empty hand, palm out, in a placating gesture. “Good morning,” he said. The woman’s eyes narrowed and her full lips began to move again, this time asking a question with a lilting, harmonious tone in a language that Varien was unfamiliar with. “Do you speak the Common tongue?” Varien asked in spite of himself. She gave him a quizzical look. “I’m sorry, I don’t recognize your language,” Varien said. “Varien, do you want me to take over translation duties and you tackle this vault?” Siegfiend asked. “I speak all the langauges.” “Yeah, get in here and make sure she’s okay,” Varien said. “I don’t think she was willing to become a book.” Siegfiend passed his bag of holding to Varien. “Loot that vault.” Varien left the reading room, and Siegfiend entered. The woman’s eyes widened and she shrank back on the obsidian slab, bringing the quilted blanked up to her chin as if it were a protective barrier from the walking nightmare that stood before her. Siegfiend opened a telepathic link to her mind. Hello, my name is Siegfried. I would ask your name. The woman shuddered at the mental intrusion but collected herself. My name is Dejatha Pashtum, she telepathically replied. It is fortunate that you met us when you did, Siegfiend said. May I ask, were you a consenting participant in the ritual that was underway when my friends and I entered this chamber? A traumatized expression came over Dejatha’s face and she refused to meet Siegfiend’s gaze. N-no. No! I understand. Rimmon, the devil whom you were acquainted with, has expired. Your contract is null and void. May I ask, where is home for you? Dejatha’s expression grew even more pained. My-my home? It is called Telisar. Siegfiend had never heard of Telisar. I do not know this place, Siegfiend admitted. I am not confident that I could teleport you home, but I can offer you refuge in these Forgotten Realms, in a city named Waterdeep. Anywhere is better than this awful, awful place, Dejatha replied. A tear spilled down her cheek. I understand, Siegfiend replied. In his view, this woman was a victim first and foremost, and she did not appear to have a warlock bent to her. Whatever pact had been made between her and Rimmon had been forged without her consent. He also recognized that she was of noble birth, upper class through and through. I have connections within the noble Houses of Waterdeep. Whilst I will be unable to confer any rank or title that you may have had before this life, I can at least grant you a measure of comfort on the Material Plane of the world of that knight’s origins. It will be upon yourself to learn the language of that place, as I don’t believe the Common tongue there matches what you grew up speaking. The wealth of my House was unrivalled in the seven-tiered city of Uman, but it is now a poisoned purse. Knowing the price of that wealth and success, and at this she indicated her twisted lower body, I would be happy to live a pauper’s life in this place you call Waterdeep than to sample the finest things knowing they were built on such betrayal. She pointed at the wall of books. You are wiser than most nobility, Siegfiend replied gently. I will speak with my colleague, whose name is Varien Aether, he is a holy knight of Sune the goddess of beauty. He is the leader of the Holy Order there and he can shelter you in the holy templte – I’m sure with a minimum of tutelage and study you could learn the comprehend languages spell to aid you in acclimitizing to a new city. We wouldn’t require you to take any holy vows, but you’ll be able to live as a free woman. Once you’ve recovered. I thank you for your charity, Dejatha replied. Flywen, who had landed on Siegfiend’s shoulder, wildshaped back into his Halfling form, legs dangling jauntily from the infernal shoulder pauldrons of the pit fiend. “Are you guys just going to stare at each other intently all day?” He turned to Siegfiend’s horned face. “I thought you had a girlfriend!” “Erwen, this is Dejatha Pashtum of the House of Pashtum on Telisar,” Siegfiend said. “Did you just cough or stutter when you said that?” Erwen replied. “No, that’s here name,” Siegfiend said sternly. “I believe her family is in the business of selling daughters to devils for wealth. She doesn’t want to go home, and I vetted her honesty and promised her safe passage to Waterdeep and shelter in the Temple of Beauty.” “Can you trust her?” Erwen asked. “I had a bit of a dig around and I believe her story. She was just literally sold in exchange for gold to devils. Her family are big ol’ dicks.” “My family were all murdered, but that sounds worse somehow,” Erwen said. “Is that the Halfling family or the wolf family?” Siegfiend asked. Siegfiend turned back to Dejatha. This is Erwen. He’s an archdruid that transforms into animals, mostly. Dejatha’s eyes widened. Erwen took the opportunity to execute a courtly bow to Dejatha, relying on his uncanny sense of timing and body language. In spite of herself, Dejatha smiled and muffled a giggle. I might have a change of clothing here somewhere, Siegfiend said. “Is she still half a book or what?” Erwen asked, suddenly curious about what lay beneath the scarlet blanket. May I inspect your legs to see how your recovery is going? Siegfiend asked. Dejatha nodded. Siegfiend peeked under the blanket and was satisfied that things were returning to normal, anatomically speaking.
Varien picked up where Siegfiend left off, jamming the hapless imp into the lock mechanism. The imp squeaked in pain. The shifting panels of the vault door opened. Varien suddenly found himself in a tesseract, a fractal vault that appeared to spread in all directions, each chamber linked by a central spiraling staircase of antediluvian bone. Varien looked down at the bag in his free hand. “I’m going to need a bigger bag,” he said. Gathering himself, he stepped off the edge of the bony step and let himself fall down the central shaft. The imp began to shriek in fear as the pair dropped like stones. “What’s at the bottom?” Varien asked the imp. The imp laughed hysterically. “Bottom!? You fool! There’s no bottom!” “So where do the steps go?” Varien asked as he achieved terminal velocity. “They go forever!” The imp screamed. “And now we’re doomed! Dooooooomed!” “So, you genuinely believe there’s no benefit to anywhere in this shaft?” Varien asked. “The Master never entrusted me with keeping his vault,” the imp protested. “I’m just a scribe! A SCRIBE!” Varien held the imp at arm’s length and let go of him. Before the imp could flap his ways and halt his descent, he unsheathed Fiendsbane and smacked him with the flat of his sword, sending him hurtling like a glowing meteor down the shaft, exploding in a bright flash of golden light. Varien teleported back up to the stairs from which he’d leapt. In front of him was a vault door. Varien located the keyhole and tried the key. He stepped through the door and the horizon flipped as Varien realized the door was not set into the wall of the chamber beyond, but its ceiling. He managed to keep his footing, and noted that there was an ooze-like film stretched across the open vault hatch.   At the outer vault entry, Siegfiend and Erwen were arguing about who should ride on who’s back as they flew down to intercept Varien. “I can wildshape into a giant eagle!” Erwen protested. “I have my own wings,” Siegfiend replied.   Varien turned to backtrack in order to find some holy water and was met by a giant eagle and a pit fiend. “Varien, I may have a new potential Sunite acolyte for you,” Siegfiend said. “The woman upstairs, the reluctant bibliophile, is named Dejatha Pashtum and I’ve offered her sanctuary at the Temple of Beauty under your banner of protection.” “Nice of you to clear that with me first, Siegfried,” Varien replied. “Of course I will protect her.” “She’s really more of a refugee,” Erwen piped up. “And I’ll need that bag of holding to collect the collected works of the Revelation of Rimmon, because perhaps we can free the other members of House Pashtum who have been sacrificed to Rimmon’s ego over the generations,” Siegfiend said. “The books themselves aren’t worth reading.” “We need to get Bob to deliver us some holy water,” Varien said. “Don’t you know the ceremony spell?” Siegfiend said. “We don’t have time for that,” Varien replied. “Well, good thing I’m a pit fiend,” Siegfiend said as he marched through the portal. The portal remained open behind him, and Siegfiend saw before him another vault door in the ceiling above him. The vault itself was empty save for the second door. “This might be a distraction,” Siegfiend said. “Too much of a ball-ache.” The adventurers retraced their steps to the entrance of the vault. They set about collecting Dejatha, and rage-looted the reading room and bedchamber. Then they exited. Siegfiend turned to Optio Dundarth. “Now, where do you keep your rifles and gunpowder?”