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The Mysterious Mercane

Leaving Obould’s citadel, Siegfried slashed a dimensional rift, which widened into a door of his Sequestered Sanctuary . Gnash rubbed his mechanical claws together, making a metallic screeching sound. “Well, if you’ll excuse me, I have business to conduct. But you can find me at the Regimental Colours , which is what passes for a decent tavern around these parts. It’s in the barracks district.” “Gnash, it’s been real,” Siegfried said. “It certainly has,” Gnash agreed. The party entered Siegfried’s Sequestered Sanctuary and went their separate ways from the main foyer. Varien entered his chamber. Behind a brass door engraved with a relief of Sune bestowing her boon to the Phoenix was a spiral staircase, leading to a dwarven inspired, steam-heated lodge. Crystal portcullises displayed a vista of frozen tundra, mountains and sea underneath an ever-present aurora. The lodge was cozy, with ceilings slightly too low for Siegfried’s comfort, and contained a sauna, hot pools, an ice-fishing pool, a small glasshouse containing a bonsai rose garden, and a reading nook with a small library that contained a copy of every book that Siegfried, and every guest of the lodge, had ever read. Above the nearby crackling fireplace was a landscape painting of a younger Varien with his father, mother and sister, and a smaller cameo-style portrait depicting Radegast on the mantle beside it. Bob entered his chamber, which featured a cloistered chapel with a 10-foot-tall golden relief of Sune bathing in the waters of Evergold as its centrepiece. The waterfall concealed a hidden doorway, which led to a warm seafront villa of white marble, purple velvet, and golden opulence, with a wide-open balcony facing Bob’s most vivid memory of the port of Kirkwall. The smell of sea-salt and trade spices were carried on a cooling breeze in the warm weather, as ephemeral nymphs waited hand and foot to polish scales, feed grapes, pour wine and sing songs of Sune and draconic ancestries. An ebony piano sat in the corner of a golden dancefloor will lead an ensemble of spectral instruments in any song from the bardic colleges of Waterdeep or the home of the guest. Out on the balcony, anyone who chose to leap from the balustrade would gain the ability to fly and soar over the approximation of Kirkwall below. Erwen entered his chamber. The folds of a large dog bed by a fireplace led to a hidden tunnel just wide enough for him to crawl through, leading to a hollowed-out tree in an expansive swampy forest in spring. The forest was filled with fruit, berries, roots and critters, while spectral wolves hunted magically conjured wildlife. He looked around for signs of the territorial, ill-tempered ogre and his nemesis the talking donkey. Siegfried entered his chamber off the main foyer. It was a grand library, its design based upon sketches of King Nasher Alagondar’s private reading chambers in Castle Never, but around its edges were the chamber’s burned remains. Siegfried walked past book-laden shelves and the large writing desk with its high-backed chair arrayed before a window of stained glass that depicted Castle Never in its prime and let in just the right amount of light any time of day to illuminate its panes. He peered out the window, noting that the vista had changed to resemble the panopticon’s view of the no man’s land of the Battle Cube in Acheron, with the Sword Coast’s geography faintly overlaying it. The party took their rest, weary from their long struggles in Acheron, but though they slept, they could not completely shake the underlying bloodlust and its accompanying anxiousness. Varien ventured out from his snowy lodge, stabbed Fiendsbane into a snowbank, and sat down to speak with the sword about its plans, hopes, and dreams. “Who’s next and what’s next?” he asked his sword. “Do we need to go the the Nine Hells to finish everyone on your list for good? Killing them just banishes them to hell temporarily, and even if we go down to the hells to kill them, they’re just going to come back, right? So what do you want?” These are all good things, Fiendsbane replied. We have most recently sent Rimmon back to the Hells, so that leaves Yancazi, Lorcan, Azazel, and Levistus. I believe we should save the most powerful, Levistus, for last. My charge has always been to send these wayward devils back to the Nine Hells. I am not opposed to destroying them on their home plane. But my primary purpose is to remove them and their influence from the Prime Material Plane. Levistus in particular has fomented cults and dark disciples scattered across the mortal realm of men, and as for Azazel, the Prince of Scapegoats, we have uncovered his hiding place in Avernus. He’s got one foot in the Hells already. As for Lorcan, he is proving to be a thorn in our side well beyond his stature. He is a problem that must be dealt with. And we both know where Yancazi is. A stone’s throw from Neverwinter, as it were. But that said, all fiends on this plane must die. Or at least all devils. That is my bond, my bane. “Hmmm,” Varien replied. I know we are in Acheron had immediate business in Neverwinter Wood before we were brought here, Fiendsbane continued. We are close, however. I can smell the fetid, freezing waters of the River Styx even here. That river can take us places. Places where the fiends await, and our targets too. “Can we walk to Avernus from one of these cubes?” Varien asked. There are waypoints and portals and hidden entrances aplenty, Fiendsbane replied. We just need to find them. “But do we have enough time?” Varien mused. “Because we need to disrupt the Dread Circle. Do we realistically think we can venture to the Hells and be back in time?” Right, replied Fiendsbane. Well, time on Acheron has no meaning – what is sunrise and sunset to the restless, warring dead? It’s anyone’s guess. I’m no sage, I’m merely a sword, but sharper than most, if you’ll allow me the pun, but from here we have a launch point. We may be able to return here as a jumping off point after we’ve rescued your comrades in Neverwinter Wood and put a stop to the Dread Circle. I myself sat unused in an armory for what seemed an entire age before you drew me out. I can wait a little longer. But although I have been slaked by Rimmon’s lifeblood, I would quite like to stab another fiend before long. Fiendsbane’s runes flashed brightly. “That’s fine. I’ll satisfy you soon enough,” Varien promised. More of this, please. But we can resume our pursuit once your immediate concerns have been dealt with. Getting near Levistus will be the most difficult business of all. “Do you think he actually has my father’s blade, or was it a devilish trick?” Varien asked. Again, I’m a sword, not a soothsayer, but I’ve been rattling since I got here, and there may be an answer close by. “What do you mean?” Varien asked. I can smell Stygian ice in close proximity, Fiendsbane replied. “Here, on Acheron?” Varien asked. Yes, even here in Istvarhan! Fiendsbane said. “In that case you should let me rest so that we can head out in the morning,” Varien replied. Siegfried sat down at the writing desk and spent a couple of hours writing up a business plan. He had used some of his best material on Obould Many-Arrows and wanted to order his thoughts. He looked at his grand plans for taking over the Sword Coast, and after a few minutes, he tossed his papers into the fireplace. “That’s a dumb idea. Gruumsh is not swayed by logic, reason, sentiment, and ordered thinking,” Siegfried said to himself as he watched the parchment burn in the hearth. “There’s only one way I can get what I want from him – by spitting in his face, by taking it by strength.” Siegfried prepared the spell Game of Fate and considered his plans. Varien spent his time of rest knelt before the statue of Sune, bathed in the light streaming into the magical retreat.   The gait of the walking city changed, at first subtly, and then by great lurches and shudders. The party emerged from Siegfried’s Sequestered Sanctuary to the sound of clanging bells, stomping feet, and half-organic, half-mechanical groaning from below the city’s streets as it became clear that Istvarhan had waded into battle during their respite. Siegfried called Violance and took flight to get the lay of the land. Off on the horizon to the cube’s northwest face, he could make out the tell-tale planar glow of the Godsworn Eye portal, though the city Istharvan had clearly travelled further away from it during their sojourn in the sanctuary. Of more immediate concern, however, were the rhythmic sounds of ballistae firing, gun crews chanting as they reloaded, and the spinning towers of Istvarhan raining death and destruction down on unseen foes. Great trebuchets were launching broken chunks of castle battlements likely captured in battle and repurposed as projectiles – entire keep-sized shards were being heaved skyward to arc out of sight, with the reverberations of their impact rolling in long moments later. More defensive batteries aimed skywards warded off any goblinoid aircraft that dared encroach. Explosions of flak peppered the sky like roiling clouds. Siegfried saw an airship nearly the same size as the Subjugator take a glancing blow from a chunk of castle the size of a nobleman’s townhouse that warped its superstructure and sent a hellish rain of armor plate and shattered masonry down to the battle below as it staggered out of range. As Siegfried looked down he saw the great city stomping through a scene of carnage unmatched in his mind. Indeed, the spirit legions of the orcs and goblins were mixing it up, making the skirmish they saw upon their arrival in Avalas look like a watchman’s friendly credential check on the streets of Waterdeep. It was unbridled mayhem. The streets of Istvarhan were calm by comparison. Existing in the margins of a garrison full of elite warriors, every citizen knew how to react by the numbers and on the bounce. The streets were less crowded; most orcs had already manned their battle stations. Quartermasters drove teams of aurochs pulling heavy wagons laden with ordnance and ammunition through the avenues towards the defensive walls. Captured beasts of burden from across the planes were dragging sledges full of chunks of masonry to the trebuchets. “Make haste or be paste!” was the drovers’ rallying cry to any pedestrian not observing their surroundings. Squads of defenders marched easily on the catwalks above the streets. Damage control teams were also on the move. Spirit wargs trotted unimpeded. The walls were manned by elite units ready to repel any goblinoids foolhardy enough to attempt an incursion. Istvarhan was a war machine at full steam, decimating the goblin air force in the sky and wiping out battalions of enemy troops with each laborious step of its rusted feet. It crushed everything in its past. The central citadel’s guards politely, if gruffly, allowed them to exit to the street level. Varien used his divine sense to pinpoint the reek of Stygian ice. He caught a whiff of evil and a discordant warping of the city’s equilibrium centered on a network of alleys off the main causeway. Varien let his companions know of his intentions to follow the smell of Stygian ice. Siegfried looked about for an arcanoloth to point the way to some Stygian ice but came up empty. Varien led the party through an interlocking series of gatehouse intersections designed with defence in mind, each featuring a detachment of guards ready to drop portcullises and prevent an invading force from reaching the Citadel on foot. Traffic could be involuntarily shunted into dead ends, killing zones, and trapped alleyways. Tucked into spaces with no discernible strategic value were small shops, vendor’s stands, and pocket stalls. Most of the gateways were open, allowing the party passage through increasingly narrow streets. Varien halted at the mouth of an alleyway and frowned. He was sure he’d passed by this very street yesterday, and that the alley had been little more than an alcove with a nearly immediate dead end, save for a guttering grate built into the ground that gave off puffs of foul steam. Today, however, there was a narrow door framed with gold in one of the walls. A sign was hanging off a wrought-iron post, swaying in the breeze from the steam vent. A stylized symbol of a high-backed, ornate chair hovering above an arcane circle studded with glowing runes was framed with the name of the proprietor, written in Orcish and Infernal: KABANI’S ODDITIES. “Hmmm,” Varien said. He opened the door. The temperature dropped sharply as the party entered. The curio shop was indeed packed floor to ceiling with oddities, objets d’art , artifacts whose purpose and utility were inscrutable at first glance, and weird items that defied description. Shelves groaned beneath the weight of stacked shadowboxes, scrolls, and glass display cubes. From the ceiling hung censors studded with smoking incense sticks, giving the shop a cloying, mysterious atmosphere. In one corner of the room a creaking clockwork-and-crystal contraption was emitting soft music at low volume from a curved horn set to a rhythm that suggested The floor was covered with overlapping area rugs, each one an heirloom, and there was an L-shaped counter containing built-in display cases cutting off about a third of the cramped space from customers. Looming behind the counter was a large figure, hunched over so that its head did not crack against the ceiling, easily twice the size of a human man. The humanoid was clad in fine robes tailored and padded to suggest stylish shoulder pauldrons. The creature’s features were elongated and severe, though his welcoming smile seemed genuine. He clasped his thin, triple jointed fingers in front of him – Erwen counted six digits on each elongated hand. His fingers and drooping earlobes alike were adorned with rings and jewellery that sparkled with energy. His exposed skin was a light blue, and his eyes were glowing red orbs. His lipless mouth was drawn back in an altogether too toothy smile, and his chin sported two small horns. His blue-black hair was drawn up into a jaunty topknot. Siegfried identified the creature as a mercane, a race of fiendish humanoids famed as merchants across the planes. The mercane made a beckoning gesture, curling an index finger that was too long by half. “Friends, welcome to Kabani’s House of Oddities,” he rasped in an oddly melodic tone. “Do come in, yes, do come in.” “Thank you for having us,” Siegfried replied.   Varien’s attention was drawn to a large icebox-like contraption to the south that was humming mechanically. Its sealed glass doors revealed its contents, lit from within. Blocks of ice. Varien knew that Stygian ice was extraplanar in origin, infused with the plane of Stygia’s soulless evil and the waters of the River Styx. These blocks were crawling with a thin layer of pale blue mist, sublimating very slowly. Stygian could have a dangerous, ill effect on the minds of mortals, being so cold that it could freeze memories. “Ah, I see you are drawn to my supply of Stygian ice,” Kabani said to the paladin. “Rest assured I keep it under lock and key. It is very expensive, and difficult to come by.” The merchant chuckled. “Who do you sell it to?” Varien asked. The mercane spread his long fingers across his chest. “It is mostly for display only, but if the right buyer were to come along, then, well,”—he made a theatrical shrug— “everything is for sale at a certain price, as they say.” Siegfried’s truesight let him know that nearly the entire room’s wares were an illusion. The few things that were real included several small, ornate chests stacked behind the counter, and the Stygian icebox. “This is very nice craftsmanship,” Siegfried said to the proprietor. “This would be a programmed illusion?” Kabani’s smile widened impossibly. “Ah, I see you have a discerning eye! I might have known. This is, how do I say, a hedge against burglars, and those who would steal. However, if you see something you like, we can view it in a more tangible fashion. But,” he tapped his long index finger between the horns on his chin, “Now that I have gotten a good look at all of you, I think that I may have items that would very much interest you.” Siegfried cast encode thoughts and extracted a memory from his mind, depositing it in a small crystal vial. “Well, I happen to have here a memory called A Child’s First Victory .” The memory was of the first time young Siegfried won a schoolyard fight against his bullies in Waterdeep. “Oh ho, you are coming into my shop to sell, then?” Kabani grinned.
“Well, my friend here is interested in all things Stygian,” Siegfried said. “People coming, people selling, people buying. Varien, what’s got Fiendsbane rattled?” “Tell me,” Siegfried asked the mercane. “Do you go to Stygia yourself to procure this ice, or does someone else bring Stygian ice to you?” Kabani nodded. “Ah, oh…” “I might be interested in purchasing some cutlery,” Siegfreid said. “Well,” Kabani said, “I have been known to commission expeditions to get the good stuff in Stygia, of course, however, most of what I am able to distill can be found in the River Styx itself. You know, in Ocanthus, the lowest level of this plane, the River Styx runs cold with Stygian ice. From the depths of Stygia, one might say. Of course, I don’t visit myself very often, as it is a dangerous locale. You think Avalas is a hellscape? Oh, you’ve seen nothing! Nothing! Although,” and at this his red eyes glittered, “the more I look at you the more I realize you’ve seen much. Much indeed, in your travels. But I digress. Back to the ice! There is a small village huddled on the banks of the Styx where I do pull some of my wares from, but…” “Now, I have a friend who would be delighted to open a sauna spa there,” Siegfried said. “Good for the soul, sort of a hot and cold therapy. You wouldn’t have a method of travel to that village by the River Styx for planewalkers such as ourselves.” “Well, of course I have not seen all of your travels, nor have I divined your method of entry to the plane of Acheron, but there is a floating cube…” “You did see that zeppelin that approached Istvarhan before it exploded?” Siegfried asked. “Why, yes, as it happens-” “That was him,” Siegfried pointed at Varien. “Ah!” Kabani exclaimed. “Such a waste. Rimmon was a client of mine now and then, at arm’s length of course, but I kept him in Stygian ice, though he preferred Canian Glacial, but that is notoriously difficult to come by even by my standards. Again, you’ve got my tongue wagging. At the very least I had hoped for some salvage after his ship went down…” Kabani looked thoughtful for a moment. “Actually, where is that little Barghest that has been walking around?” “Gnash the Slash?” Siegfried said. “I’ve actually heard that he’s interested in mounting a salvage mission to Thuldanin, the final resting place of that craft, pulled down in the depths.” “Good for him!” Siegfried said. “Yes, a very expensive operation,” Kabani mused. “But potentially profitable!” I want a tuning fork attuned to the Stygian plane, Siegfried said telepathically to Kabani, to avoid further doubt of his intentions. That we may plane shift there. Well then, a direct one, you are, Kabani replied. What are you prepared to offer? “I’m aware the currency of the realm appears to be soul coins,” Siegfried said. “Something my morally uncompromised friends are loath to carry. But I see yourself as a connoisseur of memories. What kind of memories would you like to see in your glass?” Kabani’s eyes lit up. His grin grew ever wider. What should we do, Fiendsbane? Varien asked his sword. We’ve encountered Stygian ice before, his sword answered. What do you want from this creature? Varien was wrestling with his morality versus the morality of an entirely different plane of existence. This fiend can get us access to other fiends, Fiendsbane reasoned.  Sometimes you need to hold your nose. I don’t have a nose personally, but I understand the expression. Varien nodded and let the conversation between the mercane and Siegfried play out. “What is popular these days? Mortal delights? Shame and terror?” Siegfried was asking. “Oh, well, assuming I had such an item in my possession, it would take more than a single memory…” Kabani replied. The room flashed brightly as Varien’s halo grew to near incandescence. Varien started to walk towards Kabani. “What will it take?” he asked firmly. Despite his great height, Kabani shrank bank against the blinding light. “Oh! Ow! A moment, please!” He fumbled in his robe and came up with a tinted monocle that he screwed into one eye, giving him a permanently suggestive wink. “You, you shine so brightly!” “Beloved by a goddess!” Siegfried added. “I knew it, I could sense it,” Kabani said. “I have invited you into my shop, I am interested in commerce, let us turn down the temperature just ever so slightly. It will take a little bit of back and forth – offers and counteroffers – I’m suggesting that perhaps-” “Boss, we’re new in town and we’re most interested in knowing in what currency will get us the acquisitions,” Siegfried cut the mercane off. “I’m merely commenting on what I’ve seen you show interest in, and commented on what we’re not willing to trade. So what can we barter for?” Kabani smiled. “Well, all items are on the table. If you have something you’ve accumulated in your travels that you think would be worth the keys to the kingdom…” He indicated his countertop and its weigh scales. Varien thought about the immortal rose in his backpack. Then he thought bigger. Siegfried picked up on what Varien was thinking. He turned to Kabani. “Are you a gambling man?” With Varien’s assent, Siegfried placed the iron flask sealed with sovereign glue on the countertop. Kabani eyed it skeptically, but his curiosity seemed to be welling up. “Well, what is commerce if not gambling? Estimating supply, demand, scarcity, and fungibility?” “Here’s what we do know,” Siegfried said. “We took this off a man who fancied himself The Devil Behind Thrones. And he was sailing towards the City of Waterdeep on the planet Toril in the prime material plane to flood the city using something contained inside this flask. What’s in the flask? We do not know, because the mortals who defeated the Devil Behind Thrones knew that opening it would destroy the world where they were standing, so they chose not to open it. But, to a discerning buyer, it could be very valuable.” He stood back and shrugged expressively. “Of course, it could also be completely worthless, as no identify spell can penetrate this flask’s enchantments.” Kabani was hanging on the half-orc’s every word. “This flask, you only have our word that it contains something capable of destroying a major mortal metropolis.” Siegfried leaned forward. “So, do you feel lucky? You have my word as a businessman that this item’s receipts are sound.” “Ah, you mean a certificate of authenticity confirming the item’s provenance!” Kabani exclaimed. “Yes, you have my certificate of authenticity as scion of the Exarch of the City,” Siegfried said. Kabani chortled and clapped his overlong hands. “I am the mortal heir of the Exarch of the City, that’s my word, and the item is capable of destroying a city. What’s inside? I don’t know – all I know is I didn’t want to open it so that it would destroy the place upon which I was standing, for it would surely kill me and I would surely die, but you could certainly sell the contents of this mystery box,” Siegfried said. “Oh, how delightfully tantalizing!” Kabani said with a toothy grin that exposed his overlong teeth and wet, grey gums. “It could also be complete bunk!” Siegfried warned again. “Ope!” Kabani hooted theatrically. His monocle popped out. “For I did not know, but I was not deceived in my taking of this item,” Siegfried said. “You had my attention, but now, my curiosity, it is stoked like the living furnace of Istvarhan itself!” Kabani fairly shouted as his fingers crept tarantula-like towards the flask. “It is tickled! All that I ask is-” “I’m sorry, I can’t, I can’t in good conscience give this to you!” Siegfried cried, grabbing the flask away from Kabani. “Not even for the price of a planar key to Stygia!” Kabani shuddered as his fingers closed on air. “No?” He croaked. “No, I would need two planar keys!” Siegfried said with a negotiator’s flourish. “To assuage my guilt!” Kabani pointed an extremely long finger at Siegfried good-naturedly. “You son of a bitch!” “Yes, I’ll need a planar key to this City as well,” Siegfried said. “As well as a key to Stygia, in order to let something like this go.” Kabani produced from within his robes a handkerchief of exquisite gold and mopped his sodden brows. “So you wish the key to Istvarhan the Walking City, wherever it may be, and a key to the freezing floes of Stygia?” “How else would I become a returning customer without a way to return?” Siegfried asked innocently. Kabani whipped out a fan and fanned himself before whipping it back into the depths of his robe. “You, you are a driver of the most hard bargain, the most hard bargain indeed.” “Well, I hope to become your friend for a long time in the future,” Siegfried said. Kabani chuckled ruefully. “Well, if it gets out that I am in the trade of ‘mystery boxes’,” he made grotesque air-quotes with his polyjointed fingers. “Call it a loot box, and the discerning buyers will come running,” Siegfried said. “No, a loot crate! The mystery is half the bargain!” “A loot crate?” Kabani repeated, warming to the idea. “A gacha jar, as it were,” Siegfried continued. Erwen slinked away from the rest of the party members and sidled up to Kabani as surreptitiously as he could. “We do know that what was in this was mean for someone to destroy a city,” Siegfried continued. Kabani sighed. “Well then, I shall need your certificate of authenticity signed, and packaged with the item so that it can be presented to a discerning collector. This is how it is done,” the mercane said. “I believe you have access to legal counsel? I’m not asking for your soul, just your testimony.” Siegfried cast a sending spell to Wolfram & Hart, appraising them of the situation. About to sign a certificate of authenticity to an item we are trading in Acheron. Is my soul in jeopardy? Are mercanes trustworthy? Alphanse Wolfram replied. The laws of certain Lower Planes may be extraterritorial to the Prime Material. Explicitly binding your soul via an infernal contract is naturally another story. Siegfried used his speedy courier to have a legal certificate of authenticity notarized and sealed by Wolfram & Hart. “Ah!” Kabani looked exquisitely pleased at Siegfried’s use of interdimensional mail. The mercane switched out his swinging monocle for a pince-nez with beveled pink quartz lenses as he read over the certificate. “‘From the Office of Wolfram & Hart?’” “Yes, Alphanse Wolfram from the Wolfram family?” Siegfried ventured. “A quite respectable firm, as far as the Prime Material is concerned,” Kabani sniffed. “Wolfram went to all the right schools in Gehenna, you know.” Siegfried produced the iron flask once again and placed it on the counter. “Bear in mind, that is sovereign glue stopping up the flask there.” “Oh, of course,” Kabani waved a hand dismissively. “I would expect nothing less to protect both its contents, and, er, the immediate environment, as well. I wouldn’t think you were trying to put one over on me. You’ve described it very well, so vividly, perhaps you’ve missed your true calling as a salesman!” “There are ways to remove that,” Siegfried said. “Of course!” Kabani replied. Erwen endeavoured to pick the mercane’s pocket, intent on pilfering his gold handkerchief. Without looking down, Kabani pinched Erwen’s ear with his elongated fingers. “Oh!” the mercane said slyly. “You have what they call the sticky fingers!” “No, no, you’ve got it all wrong.” Erwen protested. “Your hanky looked dirty and I wanted to mend it.” Siegfried reached over and picked up the Halfling by the scruff of his cape and placed him in the crook of his arm like a teacup dog. “Ah, small one, you have an eye for gold!” Kabani leaned down to Erwen’s level. “Absolutely!” Erwen replied. “Gold is one of nature’s greatest gifts.” “Ah, the punishment for pilfering in my shop is usually quite severe, but your friend here has put me in the most agreeable mood!” Kabani smiled a predator’s smile. “Uh, me too!” Erwen squeaked. “Yes, you have a permanent grin on your face, young man,” Kabani continued. “I’ll tell you what, I do have something along these lines that has gotten a little tarnished of late.” “Tell me more,” Erwen said, intrigued. The mercane produced a small object wrapped in the finest crepe paper from his voluminous robes. “See what you can make of this.” Erwen unwrapped it with gentle, delicate movements. Within the tissue paper was a folded piece of gold cloth, tarnished and frayed. Erwen cast mending, rubbing his hands over it, then under his armpit to polish it, and then blew his nose with it, before handing it back over to Kabani in absolutely pristine condition. “Ah, with the flair of a proper showman!” Kabani chortled. “You have some skills, sir – perhaps you would like to join my operation as a mender when your adventuring days are done. So many items in my collection need, ah, special attention from a set of skilled hands such as yours.” Erwen waited a little too long before responding, “I would be flattered.” “Yes, well, but back to business,” Kabani said. He conjured before him a chest that popped into existence from a planar pocket and made a show of opening it. Cold white light spilled from the hinged lid like vapours from dry ice, disguising the chest’s contents until the mercane could reach in with his everlong fingers to retrieve the items therein. There was a burst of frost. “A Stygian planar key,” Kabani intoned with gravitas, placing the item on the golden handkerchief folded out upon the tabletop. The Stygian key looked like a cold iron tuning fork covered in a permanent rime of frost, while the key to Istvarhan was a dull, utilitarian ignition key festooned with clockwork gears, turning cranks, and coated with machinist’s grease. “And now, the iron flask ,” Kabani said, all business. “We are dealing. We now deal.” Siegfried looked to Varien and handed him the flask. “This places the flask as far away from our home plane as possible.” “Precisely,” Varien nodded. “And you will keep those keys in a safe place, I trust,” Kabani said. “Istvarhan in particular does not appreciate unannounced visitors, as you can imagine.” “Of course,” Siegfried said. “Now then,” Kabani’s long palm was face-up. Varien placed the flask in the mercane’s grasp, but did not immediately let go. “If the contents of this flask spill out over the Prime Material Plane, I will come for you. Just know that.” Kabani, unfazed, held Varien’s gaze severely. “I will take that as a promise from you, paladin. Know that I respect your feelings on the matter. You have my word that I will not be looking for a buyer upon the Prime Material.” He made a spitting sound. “It’s such a backwater, anyways.” Varien, satisfied, let go of the flask. “Varien, you know what the other planes call our home, don’t you?” Siegfried said. “The Forgotten Realms.” Varien shrugged. “Well then!” Kabani said, brightly, as he conjured another extradimensional chest bedecked with jewels and wards, and gently placed the iron flask therein. With a wink and a flash, the chest disappeared in a cloud of purple smoke. “I do believe you have earned yourselves a special service!” the mercane continued, producing a deck of cards from his sleeve that he shuffled expressively, Siegfried’s posture stiffened. “There’s no way,” Varien hissed. “Now, now, don’t get too excited,” Kabani said with a knowing grin. “This is merely something I do off the corner of my desk for my most valued clients. I will show you such things as your heart may desire, and you can decide your course of action in the future. I don’t believe we shall deal further today, but there may be deals in the future. I represent, shall we say, a Concern, that puts items of particular interest up for auction. Are you interested?” He cut the deck with the kind of manual dexterity only a triple-jointed, twelve-fingered humanoid could demonstrate. “What’s the deal with the cards?” Varien asked, uncertain. “Oh, they are merely my method of not telling your fortune, but rather showing you a possibility. Varien nodded. “I could assent to a tarot reading, sure.” Siegfried pushed forward. “I am about to stand before a god, and I say now, if you deal those cards to show my fate, they will speak of my success, because I decide my fate.” Kabani shuddered with delight. “Of course! Fate doesn’t necessarily come into it,” Siegfried surreptitiously reshuffled the mercane’s deck of cards without breaking eye contact. The merchant didn’t notice. Kabani indicated the longer L of his front counter. “Please! In which order would you like to sit to be shown that which you desire?” The party arranged themselves at the counter. Kabani dealt the top four cards from his deck, placing one in front of each adventurer. Then he turned Varien’s card over. Inscribed upon the card in exquisite detail was a magical sword that Varien recognized instantly like a stab to the heart. “Is this an item that is familiar to you?” Kabani smiled. Varien looked at the card and then squinted at Kabani. “Is it…” “It is,” Kabani’s smile grinned ever wider. “This is something that you seek, is it not?” “It is,” Varien said firmly. “Well, then it may soon be available,” Kabani said. “And how would you know that?” Varien asked. “Ah, I hear rumours, whispers, bits and pieces of information hither and you,” Kabani said. “If you are interested, I could give you a time, and a place.” “Levistus himself already offered this to me, and I declined his terms,” Varien said. “Ah!” Kabani said. “Perhaps I have been mistaken about the degree to which this sword calls to you. But if it is something that you would like to reclaim, there are ways.” “Do you know its location?” Varien asked. “Not at this time,” Kabani replied. “But I do pride myself on my ability to acquire what people desire.” “I very much would desire this,” Varien said. “That means I can count on your business in the future, then?” Kabani asked. “I agree to that,” Varien said. “Excellent,” Kabani said. Kabani turned to Bob and turned his card over. Inscribed upon the card in exquisite detail was the golden husk of a dragon’s egg. “This particular item took lifetimes to piece back together, Robert Trevelyan,” Kabani said. “Once a dragon hatches from its egg, what becomes of what remains? Only the dragons know for certain. But the gold dragon whose blood that flows in your veins? This is his birthright, his legacy beyond measured time. And if it something that interests you? We may be able to deal. I can name a place and a time.” “I am interested,” Bob said, staring at the card. “I thought you might be,” Kabani said. “Imagine the life force that could be extracted from such a treasure. Imagine its restorative properties. I shall put you down as a return customer.” Bob nodded distractedly. Kabani turned to Siegfried and slowly turned over his card. Inscribed upon it in exquisite detail was a pair of magnificent gauntlets. “I thought you were going to turn over my card,” Siegfried said, “not Radegast De’ath’s card.” “Ha! No dwarven king wore these particular gloves, I can promise you, though their foundries and smithies may have produced this item as a commission,” Kabani replied. “It is who commissioned their making that might interest you, Siegfried Alagondar ?” Siegfried’s eyes flashed with the symbol of Neverwinter as he recognized the gauntlets of the Gloves of Thunder worn by Nasher Alagondar himself – long-lost treasures of the Alagondar family. The spiked gauntlets were said to have been worn by Lord Nasher Alagondar, ruler of Neverwinter, in battle against Luskan’s legions during the Battle of the Moon. It was said that the gloves were enchanted by court mage Terrimak Grimp as an additional defence for his lord, but other legends claimed that the gloves acquired their fierce magical properties after Lord Nasher was able to break free from the strangling grip of a stone golem using only his hands. The powers of the gloves were legendary – the ability to summon powerful claps of thunder, to hurl one’s enemies a great distance, to channel lightning into a shocking grasp. Siegfried produced the mace of the infernal champion and placed it on the countertop, which groaned under the great weight of the large weapon. “Oh, you are interested in an immediate trade?” Kabani said. “Immediate,” Seigfried said intently. “Well, let us take a closer look, shall we?” Kabani said, fishing out a loupe and screwing it into one red eye. It was a huge mace made of coal-black infernal iron, traced through with veins of hellfire. “We took this item from the dead claws of its wielder Baazka the Pit Fiend, one of the Sinister Seven of Nessus,” Siegfried made his sales pitch. “Know this. I am about to go to war with a holy man of Helm, a man who has made open insurrection against his liege lord. My punishment for this man, who I find despicable and distasteful, was to smite him with this weapon and deny him his salvation, condemning him to everlasting life as a lemure in Avernus, despite his claims of holiness and his service, such as it was, to the god Helm. I am offering to deny myself a most sweet poetic punishment that I have been savouring the taste of, to tear down his castle with this weapon, to send his soul to the blackest pit for my most hated enemy, and I will throw in the memory of my burning desire, sweet, bile and venom.” “Goodness gracious me,” Kabani intoned. “Do you have these items in stock?” Siegfried said. Kabani pursed his lips. “I really, really want to make this deal,” he said, almost to himself. “What can I do…” “It is worth nothing without my revenge,” Siegfried said. “No, it is true, it is true,” Kabani said, lost in thought. “When do you plan to face this hated adversary in battle?” “Time is so strange here,” Siegfried said. “I can’t say.” “I see,” Kabani said. “The next time we meet I may have aged twenty years,” Siegfried said. “Or I may fight him next week. I may be sent home and arrive on the day of the battle.” Kabani nodded. “I will have to expedite this item’s retrieval, then!” “You know the speedy courier spell?” Siegfried asked. Kabani tapped his temple with his long finger. “You and I are of the same mind,” he said. “This is what I am proposing: I will be able to ensure that you are wearing these gloves of thunder when you face your nemesis. We can make the exchange in a heartbeat.” Siegfried placed the memory vial next to the mace and prepared a note for Wolfram & Hart. He conjured Siegfried’s speedy courier and sent it to his legal counsel to hold in escrow.   Likewise, Kabani produced a marker that looked very much like the symbol hanging over his shop door. “This is a promissory note.” He conjured an extradimensional courier. “This is my promise.” They exchanged invoices and bills of future sale. The mercane was nearly salivating at this point. “Should I have to fight this man without those gloves, I shall have to ask for the mace,” Siegfried said. “Oh, of course!” Kabani agreed. “I am a man of the honest deal.” Siegfried shook his long hand. Finally, Kabani turned to Erwen and looked down at the card. For a moment, the mercane looked uncertain. “You are a difficult one to read, my short friend.” “That’s because I can’t read,” Erwen replied. “Ha! You are a man of the funny joke,” Kabani replied. “So, if I were to turn over that card, Halfling, what would it show you? A long-lost lady love? You already have the heart of the forest, I see. What is it that you would desire?” “Friendship?” Erwen ventured. “The power of friendship?” Kabani said with a chuckle. “A friendship with who? That is the question.” “You tell me!” Erwen said. “This is where we run into difficulties,” Kabani said. “I was not expecting an Archdruid to walk through my door today.” “It’s not what, but who,” Erwen said. “Now we are getting closer,” Kabani said. “Is it a long-lost love?” “I already told you Who it is,” Erwen said. Kabani turned over the card and there was a puff of owlbear feathers. Inscribed upon the card in exquisite detail was the image of a familiar owlbear. “You need to understand how difficult it was for my agents to track this creature down,” Kabani said. “I shall be paying medical bills and next of kin for eons! But there she is. Are you interested? We can reunite you with Who, if you so desire.” He arched an eyebrow. Erwen had a vision of Who frolicking in a field, happy in her new life. “I see no drawbacks to this,” Erwen said. “I will name a time and place,” Kabani said. “And you shall be reunited.” “I’m suddenly not sure,” Erwen said. “Well, my young friend, it does show considerable strength of character to weigh one’s own heart’s desire in the balance and then realize that the object of desire has its own hopes and dreams,” Kabani said. “If you love something, let it go. And if it returns to you, well, it was meant to be. If she shows up and eats your face, I do have a money-back guarantee. Although usually these deals are concluded satisfactorily for all parties concerned. I wouldn’t have turned this card over if it was not something you truly wanted on some level.” “I want to see the fine print,” Erwen said. Kabani put his hand over the card. “We can let sleeping owlbears lie,” he said. “Not when there’s a world to save,” Erwen said firmly. “Then it is done,” Kabani said. “You will be reunited soon. Well!” he clapped his hands. “This has been a day. Am I ever glad I opened my shop this morning. You are all men of destiny, it would seem. And destiny awaits. I should not keep you from your appointments. With, as I said before, destiny.”