[Loud] "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" "That's right! At Sutherland's Used Shuttles, we're gonna CRASH our prices! A used Nova 9000, thirty-nine, nine ninety-nine! A used Terwillicker A3 Series, forty-nine, nine ninety-nine! Just come on down to Sutherland's Used Shuttles off the I-9 Hoverway at Mintown. Let's make a deal! We'll make the price COLLIDE with your wallet! Because at Sutherland's Used Shuttles, our prices have crashed, but our shuttles won't! Guaranteed!" [fast, soft voice:](Statements made in this commercial cannot guarantee a shuttle won't crash at any future time. Past characteristics are not an indicator of future performance. Representations are not legally binding in Cassidine, Dixon's Star, or unexplored star-systems. Bio-organic shuttles cannot be guaranteed to be free of trace digestive enzymes. Seat-covers are recommended.) --commercial on KPOD Radio FM "The Pod", Port Loren, followed by a lot of junk-rock.
