Report:
WEEK 3:
Glem’s back! As are only 3 party members (sigh)
Glem was blessed with a large [REDRACTED] at the start of
the game for critically seducing the gods (no snoo-snoo tho). Then he made it
his goal to make himself the lover of Sheela. A tall order, but one I will
allow to see through if he plays his cards right. That wasn’t the highlight
though…
Sin Brazo, as you may be aware, formed his own religion at
his own risk. Again, I’ll let this play out as I deem fit. Be expected for some
extra consequences of this new development. After reporting to Sheela the group
decided to hit the hay and sleep before heading off (not before vomiting a
river at [REDRACTED]). Glem showed himself rather nice this session, so despite
[REDRACTED] he was treated better. Getting onto a boat to the Iron Kingdom they
had a fun old time.
They then met Sin-Brazo’s sister, Silaka, and things went
downhill…….again. As per HER personality traits, they [REDRACTED REDRACTED
RE-FUCKING-DRACTED], disturbing por lil-Glem. I gave him lv 2. For his
troubles. Oh btw Silaka is Derek’s backup/extra character
They then met the royals of Eldrasia. Now THAT story, my
fellows, is one you will have to find out next time……