Here's the link-- <a href="https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/6481/ratassed-role-playin" rel="nofollow">https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/6481/ratassed-role-playin</a> And here's the info--
Playing
Dungeon Crawl Classics/D&D 3.5 (21 and up)
Next game will be
Sunday July 14 6:00PM (1 week from now)
You may have a couple of questions right off the bat, and I plan to answer them--
"Do I have to be drunk?"
No, but you do have to be any kind of inebriated that's legal where you live for a person of your age.
"How inebriated do I have to be?"
You must be visibly and/or audibly slaunced, depending
on whether or not you want to be seen on a webcam. It doesn't matter if
your intoxicant's effects render you goofy, depressed, or belligerent;
the only parameters are that your loss of mental faculties must add to
the game's overall hilarity and ambiance.
"Do I have to use a mic?"
Yes.
"Do we /have/ to play Dungeons and Dragons version 3.5?"
I know, I know, this game is all over the fuckin' place
and most of you are probably well sick of it. I chose it because it's
the game I have the most experience with, so it's the one that I'd have
the most confidence running while in an altered state. If enough of you
can come to a consensus on something you'd want to play instead, I'll
try to make it work.
"Wait, you're going to be drunk too? If our DM's slizzed, how's the game gonna progress?"
Don't worry about it! I was thinking about leaving it up
to the players to regulate my levels of sobriety, or vice versa, but I
haven't thought of a good drinking game mechanic to work in yet. If
anyone thinks of anything good, post your ideas in the forum.
"Will there be girls there?"
Probably not.
Just to let you know, I'll be asking anyone who signs up
for this game to check in with me at least a couple of times before
gameday so that I really have a handle on who I can rely on to show up.
The two games I've played on roll20 so far have had a few no-call
no-shows, and from what I understand that's a bit of a trend here. I'm
not a hardass GM by any stretch, (obviously), but I will be a bit of a
stickler about trying to make sure that people show up when they're
supposed to.
I'm looking for five players! Draw up an eighth level
character and send it to me at least 48 hours before gametime. Any I'll
accept any class or race from the standard players handbook--if you have
some wackadoo shit you wanna play from one of the supplements, shoot me
a message and I'll prolly let you do it! All alignments are also okay,
just to spice things up. I'll be in charge of equipping your characters.
That's it. That's all there is.