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Overheard on the ship.

‘But Trelic it’s your duty and it has been too long since I got to hold a baby. Are you even keeping your eyes open for when she comes into your life? I mean if all you are trying to do is vanquish evil you’ll never extend your line. Don’t be like your Father, did you know it was I that had to make the first moves there, second third and fourth moves too.’ ‘Don’t roll your eyes at me young man, oh wait by Malak’n I never thought about that… Your Father must have never had time to give you ‘the talk’ well let me explain this to you.’ This is followed by a fairly graphic description of Trelic’s role in wooing and charming a woman and ultimately his part of extend his line. ‘Elly seems like a sweet girl I have talked to her a bit and we have great chats if you like I could throw some good words in for you?’ ‘Taila has good hips and then Malaya has ample bosom, and and put down Professor Fuffybottom and listen to me.’
Oh god I am dying so much hahahahahaha
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'Yes mom... No mom... I already know about that mom! I left Fluffybottom at home for a reason! What if I lose her in some dungeon? Fluffs is my only link back to Betsy.'