WHAT UP? We're two cool guys looking to hang out and play D&D. [Nothing Sexual]

What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out and play D&D this weekend. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual . We also made a flyer for your convenience: It's in the shape of a bicep, because it's more masculine For those of you who made it this far: My friend and I are looking for a one shot to dive into this weekend. Prefer 5th Edition D&D. Post here or PM me. Bonus points if you've recognized my reference.

Your bicep flyer kind of looks like a dick, jabroni. I know you said it's a bicep, but that doesn't sound right... though, I guess I don't really know enough about flyers to dispute it. I'd offer to run a non-sexual one shot for you and your totally hetero buddy, but I don't really want to. One shots aren't my jam; I like running longer campaigns. Good luck though. You guys seem like real cool dudes. Oh, I guess If you find someone willing to run it and they want a third, equally non-sexual cool guy to be a part of it, I'd offer to join. I can make a really sweet eagle call. Sounds just like an eagle, or a chicken.

If you want to play 3.5, there's a special source book that might interest you...

Saying again and again that it isn't something sexual is kinda like saying over and over that you aren't a pedo. if anything, it would just make you look more like a pedo.

This was an experimental post, hoping to draw the attention of those with similar interests. One guy (whoo!) got it. Looks like it's not always sunny in Faerun. Here's a vid that should explain:&nbsp;<a href="https://youtu.be/lFB2vI5lnR4" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/lFB2vI5lnR4</a>

I didn't get the reference but got a chuckle anyway. Hope you find some more cool dudes.

I didn't get the reference either cause I've never watched that show (is it that It's Always Sunny in Philly show?). Great intro post though, made me laugh. If you need a cool lady in your group, PM me :P

Aww... Nothing sexual? What a shame. Still, if you're looking for additional players, I might be interested... If you like to roleplay, drink fight milk and still fight like a crow! Caaaww!!