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Truely International

This is my first true International group..Countries rperesented Israel by Boaz Turkey by Abe the U,K by Caine Canada by Mitchell and of course the United States by Wes, Ed, and myself
Well, most of you guys are native speaker XD I hope I can learn somethings wtih you guys.
you will be fine
this post need some update
im from US as well
still a pretty international group.
who u calling pretty fool? (in mr T voice)
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sucka fool
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Afrikaans Speaking guy from Cape Town, South Africa :) Weed is illegal but very common 
From Scotland, living in Crete, Greece.
What states are y'all 'mericans from? Y'all got legal weed?
I am from Buffalo, NY on the eastern shore of Lake Erie..only for Medical Purpose and in non-smokable form
just outside of Ann Arbor, Michigan.  also medical only.
y all, really? that's a southern thing :) arizona and they just voted no on rec weed, med is ok tho.
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RxOliver said: What states are y'all 'mericans from? Y'all got legal weed? lol
Deep South, Alabama, land of drunken rednecks and heart of the bible belt. NO weed, even medical. Chemical derivative that can be used as appetite enhancement and potentate other pain medications for terminal patients-HIV. only form.
British Columbia, Canada. Land of expensive properties and fucking beautiful scenery. Weed is still technically illegal but no one cares anymore unless someone sells to minors. 
Fucking Canadians, they're just a big Colorado, NY for me.
Lol! Keep talking shit aboot Canada and i'll come over and take a bite outa the big apple!
that's what i'm talkin aboot eh :)
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Yeah. I feel I should apologize for my previous statement.
Yea, getting along is what it's all aboot.
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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they get a(n) (insert your country) to do it since they are so dammed proud they know how to do it.
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None, they accept the light bulb as it is :) I have a lot of Canadian friends and they tell me lots of jokes. Weird very few Americans make jokes about Americans?
That is because we are a joke...
buwahahaha! Good one Mark! You must have watched the news lately.
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
it only takes the combined number of Senate and House of Reps to screw a lightbulb and in the process the lamp, the table and anything else connected to the lightbulb
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Hahaha Its at least 1000, only takes one American to actually screw in the light bulb,  the other 999 are needed to for the support group, to pass out adult coloring books, provide "safe zone" to cry, provide training for: screw in a light bulb, a 27 step complete safety program, the inspector to insure the socket is safe to screw a light bulb into, file paperwork for disability for the injuries the light bulb caused, file the lawsuit against the company that made the light bulb, file the petition with local government to pass a law about, how, what time, and when you are allowed to change the light bulb, and of course, form the special interest group that insists that the name light bulb is offensive and demand light bulbs be called electrical illumination devises.
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hahahahaha
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? none.
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lol. My friend, Dangerous Dave the Irishman, hates potato jokes :)
You dont want to find yourself on "Fightin' 'round the world" with Russel Crowe
R.I.P. Tugger the tug boat.
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Epic Rap Battles - Wayne vs Tony