Halfling teenagers were nothing if not exactly like all teenagers of any civilized sort of folk, thought the mother of a halfing, who -as it turned out- was nothing if not exactly like all mothers of teenagers. The middle aged woman carried a basket of dirty clothes, gathered from various places in the house like the floor, the wash room, the kitchen, and even the top of a cabinet, which made no sense at all. She was disheveled from not bothering to tidy herself up as she did chores. A life of few luxuries gave her many wrinkles and grey hairs and being a halfling gave her the smile to endure it all with a practical optimism. "Landsakes, Mara. The sun will have crowned the sky by the time you get out of bed," she said in a volume a bit loud for just after dawn. "If you don't get up and give me a hand, I'll through you in the wash with the colors, and I wash the colors in cold water." Pleased with her threat, she gathered a few clothes from this room as well. Why did Mara have so many clothes all over the place? Teenagers. The thought elicited a snort of matriarchal derision and a correction. Female teenagers.