New character stats

Standard array of 16,15,14,13,12,10 ... ?
No, that was my hero array; the normal standard array is 15,14,13,12 10,8 You can get some slightly higher, say two 15's but at the expense of one of your other lower stats.  Check out the point buy section in the front of the PHB...
Ah, okay. Thanks!
Jack, what happened to you last night?  We called your boss to get your number; he was not pleased to be bothered over a D&D game.  JK, but we did try to find your number so we could check on you...
Sorry guys, it turned out to be a really shitty evening.
Hoping you have something cool set up for tonight.  I'm set to run if you aren't, Jack...  but your game has been a blast and I'm hoping we can continue...