Gender Switching spell?

For anyone who knows more about D&D than I do, I am going to be participating in a D&D campaign with all evil characters (stick with me) and I will be playing a bard that either at one point wants to learn a spell or already knows a spell that can swap his gender on they fly if possible (to be clear, I don't want to change sexual orientation, just his/her/its gender) Dose anyone know of such a spell that exists, whether in a official book (even the book of sexual fantasy or whatever its properly called) or homebrew? Whether its a early level or master class spell is of little importance cause if it can learn it, it will be gunning for it.

Plenty of them can be found on the net though I'm not sure any of these are official. That said, there are fun cursed "belts of gender change" so I'm assuming somebody had to craft them, therefore there must be a spell for it...or something. Anyway, here's an example: <a href="http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Gender_Switch_(3.5e_Spell)" rel="nofollow">http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Gender_Switch_(3.5e_Spell)</a>

Why would it matter what sexual orientation the character has? Isn't that a bit like assuring us that you don't want to change your character's blood type when they change forms? Well anyway, here's this. It's not too good in its official state. But if you can go by the BG 1 video game rules, you can change yourself back by using Remove Curse or some such. ---------------------------------------- Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity Dungeon Master's Guide Encyclopedia Magica Vol. 2 XP Value: - GP Value: 1,000 (Changing); 1,500 (Neutering) This broad leather band seems to be a normal belt, but when worn, it immediately changes the sex of the wearer to the opposite gender. It then loses all power. There is no sure way to restore the character's original sex, though there is a 50% chance that a wish might, and a powerful being could alter the situation. Of these girdles, 10% actually neuter the wearer.

On the Pathfinder SRD <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/magicItems/cursedItems.html#_girdle-of-opposite-gender" rel="nofollow">http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/magicItems/cursedItems.html#_girdle-of-opposite-gender</a> <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/prestigeClasses/masterSpy.html#_master-of-disguise" rel="nofollow">http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/prestigeClasses/masterSpy.html#_master-of-disguise</a> (not a spell but a skill) <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/coreClasses/rogue.html#_quick-disguise" rel="nofollow">http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/advanced/coreClasses/rogue.html#_quick-disguise</a> (not a spell but a skill) <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/ultimateEquipment/wondrousItems/shoulders.html#_shawl-of-the-crone" rel="nofollow">http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/ultimateEquipment/wondrousItems/shoulders.html#_shawl-of-the-crone</a> <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/disguiseSelf.html#_disguise-self" rel="nofollow">http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/disguiseSelf.html#_disguise-self</a> (skill) On a d20 SRD <a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/disguise.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/disguise.htm</a> (skill) <a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/alterSelf.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/alterSelf.htm</a> (spell - This might be what you are looking for

Polymorph? I know it is wiz/sorc, but have your character "invent it" and give it a clever evil bardic name. This is perhaps a stretch of the spell research rules in that your DM might rule against a bard being allowed to invent spells - but I would allow it.

I believe that either Nymphology or Book of Erotic Fantasy has a sex-change spell. I don't think it's permanent, but honestly, just ask your DM if you can have a whatever-level spell that lets you instantly change your sex instantaenously.

The changeling race from Eberron in either 3rd or 4th edition has the ability to change gender/appearance at-will from the outset no matter the class.