The Guild scouts spot what appears to be an enormously wide beast undulating down the road toward the Guild Hall. A moment before they raise the alarm, they discover it is in fact a huge man, carrying a ludicrously gigantic tree, several feet in diameter with innumerable smaller branches spreading from the main trunk, on his shoulders. The tree gives off faint waves of power, which become more noticeable as the man, who must have some giant blood running through him, approaches. Slamming the tree down on the ground, the man wipes a single bead of sweat from his forehead. "Hiya, folks," he says in a startlingly friendly tone considering the feat he just performed. "I think this here tree is magical or blessed or something weird like that! Sprouted right up in the middle of my farm last night, messing up my tulip patch... and with my wife's birthday coming up! Mighty inconsiderate of it, wouldn't you think? So I went ahead and ripped it right out of the ground. That showed it! Anyway, a crazy man with a giant chicken came by a few weeks back for a bag'a'feed and mentioned something about a whole herd of you magic folks looking for magic sticks and such down this-a-ways. If you make it worth my while, I can chop off some nice pieces off this here magic tree for you. My wife always said that I should sell my woodcarvings, anyway. I'll be damned if I don't have a present for her next week, so you better pay me honest or my wife will tear all our ears off!" He laughs boisterously, but with a tinge of nervousness in his voice... The large man will gladly carve up implements with up to a +4 enhancement for you for 60% of their listed price (40% discount). He has to be home before his wife's birthday, so he will leave Saturday, May 20 at 23:59 PDT. Note: Only Implement enchantments are available. You cannot buy an implement with a weapon enchantment.