The fact that many of the people here responding are DMs tells the score. we exist. we are here. we give a damn. "If the flood of applications is so intense, why would they then go the extra mile to check profiles?" To see how long the player has been playing. What systems. The game group is destroyed most times if you have female players and one male player who won't take no for an answer shows up and starts hitting on players...outside of game. Yours as of this post, literally says : " Bio: I drink beer, eat ass, and play RPGs. " I do not need to survey my normal cadre of Female players to see that it might become a problem. The applications also provide relevant information but DMs I know will also often ask for a 2 page application to see if someone fills it out...And sort of casually regards anything written, because the sheer fact that the player wrote 2 pages to apply shows that they are going to be a dedicated, detailed player that has their stuff organized. Someone who tells that DM.. "2 Pages? ??!! Pfft, I will go somewhere else!" is self-selecting out. "You're not making much sense there." There was a question answered. Yet you are arguing, because... why? not because you want to hear the answer, because you just do not understand it. Or cannot respond in a way that comes off as polite. "That would just make this a social media-esque type of cool kids club thing. Hey, even worse than I thought." Not cool kids club. But a hobby based on social groups, that are pleasant and social to inhabit as a member. It happens that very few players are willing to take the time and effort to be a DM so what is normally 5 to 1, is 20 to 1, because of sites that drive traffic here, like critical role, yet few players feel that they have what it takes to DM. Perhaps examine what you do not like about social media. There are 20 players to each DM here. If 20 apply, and 5 are hired, those 5 are typically going to be the top applicants. That leaves 15 left, who didn't get in to a specific game, that then adds to the pool of other players trying to get into a smaller pool of available DMs. I like players that: - Are easy to get along with. - Have read the briefing document, if the DM wrote one. - Respond without malice to direction from the DM. - Fit the times and days mentioned as the play target time. - Can or are willing to learn how to get a character that fits. - Has a style that fits the game setting, and characters, and group. - Will not come off like it will be an uphill battle against aggression in dealing with them. - Respect that my keyword for getting into a group is not "Character" or Class" but HARMONY. Good luck and welcome to Roll20. -