A mysterious woman, covered in strange symbols and carrying a dizzying array of sharp implements, approaches the Guild Hall. "I come here to have stab you all!" she proclaims loudly with a confident smile in an near-incomprehensible accent. As hands (and hand-like appendages) rush to swords, staves, and other implements of destruction, she rapidly takes a step back, puts her hands up, cursing in a language none seem to comprehend, and hastily revises her previous statement, "Apology, my Common is not excellent. I intend I want to poke you and put my juices in you!" This change bemuses the Guild members in attendance, causing the occasional raised eyebrow among the more filthy-minded associates of the Guild. As the tension of the moment slips away and most attention returns to mugs of ale or plates of exotic foods, she elaborates further, "I am skilled artist with magicks of skin-body drawing, and can give you strength of beauty! So apology for mis-languaging at you; I will give you good price!" The Guild members, relatively convinced that she means them no lasting harm beyond the pinch of her needles, allow her to settle into an unoccupied workshop in the Guild Hall for a short period of time. The painted lady will gladly carve you up with a magical tattoo of your choice for 60% of its listed price (40% discount). As an artist of true Bohemian spirit, she will feel the need to wander on by Tuesday, June 27th at 18:00 Pacific Time.
