Welcome, Contestant! You've made it to the Season Finale of Who Wants to be a Dark Lord Slayer? Congratulations on making it this far. After a brutal run, you've finally reached the Dark Lord Dazzledoom's FANTASTIC FUNHOUSE TOWER! Now all that's left is to join your fellow survivors, make your way through the assorted challenges and conundrums on each level, and kill the Dark Lord. What's with the long face? You should be grateful. Thousands of your fellow contestants died trying to make it here this season, so cheer the fuck up! It could be worse. Now remember, put up a good show, or I'll have to drain your relatives' blood one by one and drink it on Scry Screen while you watch. I don't want to; it's in the rules, babe. The further you make it, the more of them survive to see the after party! Hell, make it far enough and I'll make them comfortable for life. Now chop chop heroes, I'm waiting! *A Reality TV One Shot for level 10 players. * Length: 4ish hours starting at 3pm, EST on Saturday, June 24th. *We gon stream, y'all! *Mixture of Combat and Puzzles. Different tower levels have different themed challenges. *You tried to rebel against the Dark Lord Dazzledoom, but you done fucked up and he caught you. As punishment you were signed up as a contestant for Who Wants to be a Dark Lord Slayer? You've survived an entire season of ridiculously horrible reality survival TV where thousands of other dissidents and undesirables have perished. Can you make it to the end, and slay the Dark Lord? *Your entire family is held hostage at the top of the tower. Every time you die, Dazzledoom spares you and executes one them for the entire world to watch instead! Who says you can't live forever? Number of extra lives- I mean family members TBD by player count and final dungeon size. *Every level of the tower you survive, one of them is released. Make it to Dazzledoom's throne room and they all survive and are compensated for your inevitable demise. What's that you say? What happens if you kill Dazzledoom? Then the show's over, Dummy, and 10,000 years of darkness come to a close! Don't hold your breath, babe- better adventurers than you have tried and failed!
