You'll Go Blind Googling Yourself
When you scroll up and down your hashtag for hours, or after making a scene, roll+Superior. On a hit, the wholesome memes are me gusta : hold 1 Fan, and spend it at any time for sudden, reasonable civilian assistance.
On a 10+, both of these are true; on a 7-9, choose one:
* I never read the comments. Don't immediately give Influence to "The Internet."
* DM for info. You're informed of a lead or opportunity relevant to your heroic identity.
On a miss, you start typing. Why are you typing. Don't do that. Don't post that. Why did you post that? Immediately give Influence to "The Internet," and the GM holds 1 Hatefollow that can be spent at any time to unexpectedly complicate a civilian interaction.