The group hoofed it back to the Inn after defusing the situation with several potential executions. Hungry and tired they decided to deal with the hunger issue first. Danika the proprietor of the Inn/Tavern was pleasant enough and gave them some nuggets of information regarding the Baron who ruled the city as well as his recent sort of manic interest in "festivals" to keep the populace in high spirits and happy. He seems to have gone to extremes by literally marking a little list of which townsfolk did not attend, how often, if they had good reasons or just excuses, and other absurdly petty observations. The next festival was to be the festival of the sun at noon the next day. These festivals were happening now at least every two weeks with the idea that even if evil abounds all around if you simply "force" happiness, people will magically become happy. Uriel decided to make some extra coin for the food by playing for the local populace who were decidedly more friendly than the population of the village of Barovia. The barkeep also said that a comically flamboyant fellow had been visiting lately trying to "entertain" with tall tales of monster slaying, adventure, and mayhem. It worked the first few times but people quickly lost interest as they seem exaggerated and repetitive. Her 7 and 9 year old kids were still interested in hearing the stories, but few others besides that. After finishing up the chat and meals people wanted to start heading up for bed. Talia's food wasn't agreeing with her for some reason, so she didn't keep it down too well. The reason was pretty obvious given the 'changes' of the last few days. Valeros attempted to discreetly offer Talia a goblet of what she really wanted but it only induced a blood frenzy in her. She then latched onto Uriel biting him in public. Vitallis sensing that the worm could turn at any moment if the common folks observed all this in a public area attempted to intervene. Valeros wasn't too happy about that but Vitallis was oathbound not to let blood rituals occur in his presence and especially in public where it could endanger the entire group with the population. Words were exchanged, and the rest of the group jumped in with both some magical and persuasive abilities to defuse the situation before it got even more out of hand than it already was. After regaining their collective composure everyone retired for needed rest, oversleeping the scheduled "crack o' dawn" meeting time. In the morning, breakfast was offered and after a period of time Father Lucian impatiently appeared wondering where everyone was. They decided to move the meeting to a corner table. Quick plans were drawn up for a stealthy infiltration while Lucian distracted the militia guards. He explained a large group prayer happened thrice per day. Dawn, Noon, and Dusk. They decided the noon window with the festival of the sun keeping the rest of the townsfolk occupied would be ideal since the streets would basically be deserted. Plan in place, they exited and prepped. Nano reminded them he was a risk at this range to the rogue AI so Sana and Tess took a little detour to BURY HIM ALIVE!! :-) He was the one that actually came up with the plan and assured that he'd be fine just outside the city proper. He used a backup com device using an ancient and crude magic called "radio waves". They took the magic mouth from Nano and departed. Just as they arrived at the church proper the group was ready to infiltrate. Father Lucian seeing the signal started a spectacular and wildly exaggerated display for the guards complaining about the dangers of leaving sharp weapons laying about in the graveyard unsecured as well as molten iron ore runoff from the makeshift foundry pouring into the ground water nearby during the smithing / smelting process. Properly alarmed the guards snapped to attention and took notice. The group slipped past through the unlocked large double doors. Inside Lucian snuck in as well with them and the Vindicator Paladin with his militia lackey looked quite skeptical about this group of well armed people waltzing into the foyer of the church. Lucian performed some mental jujitsu on the Vindicator saying the group was several priests with their armed escort from Barovia here to see the wonders of what the Church of the Salvation had built. Playing to the righteousness and ego of the vindicator paid off and his suspicion lessened. He was adamant that weapons would not be allowed in the temple proper. With some quick finger waggling and suggestion he was convinced otherwise. Lucian continued the quick tour giving a basic description of the layout of the ground floor of the temple with who was where and why. They hastened to the far end of the long hallway to a spiral staircase which disappeared into darkness above and went one floor down too. Lucian explained it was the central hub point that went all the way to the bell tower above, but the prisoners were below so they descended. As they hit the sub-basement, again Lucian gave a quick floor plan so they knew what they may encounter. A converted storage space to the west was now a mess hall, and occupied. To the east other storage had been converted into opulent bed chambers for the High Confessor himself and the Pontificate. The 1st and 2nd in charge, respectively. At that moment Jules rolled a 1 on the random encounter table. LOL! The Pontificate himself appeared at the top of the steps yelling down for Lucian who apparently he had just seen pass by. He had that snippy and condescending tone & urgency in his voice that all the highest ranking clerics seemed to carry with them. Lucian became notably panicked at that moment. Arlin produced a philter of glibness and told Lucian to quaff it if he wanted to escape the lie detection of the priests. Lucian having no real other option complied and hurried up to test whether the potion was the real deal or a death sentence. On a tight time window the group wasted little time searching the bed chambers helping themselves to a few valuables that such a rich church and faith could certainly spare. After some searching around they found a much newer piece of stonework behind a full sized wardrobe. The pontificate (unsurprisingly) had his own private tunnel to the areas below. They closed up the passage behind them and descended. They alighted into total darkness in narrowly carved 5 foot wide tight passageways. Being an excitable bunch instead of inching along stealthily they charged forward with abandon alerting the first full room of Churchians. The priest decided they were definitely uninvited after being told otherwise by the group and decided to go summon help. They were caught completely off guard and flat footed since very few people would be able to get to this level and especially through the northern route that only the highest church members would use. They used this to handily decimate both the force in that room as well as the rest of the militia and priests in adjoining rooms. To the east some "experiments" seemed to be lingering about in tight corridors in the form of reanimated townsfolk. So much for the good and noble Church of the Salvation, it would be a tough sell to explain away reanimating corpses. Talia decided to put them to rest in short order. Part of the team went west and dispatched the remnants of the force the other part went east and found a lone militiaman in some horrific and grim duties stuffing tubes into bodies. Talia dispatched this fellow as well as others joined her. On the western front the group decided to frolic and leap through the hallways setting off 12d6 worth of spike traps along the way because why not? (LOL) On the "eastern front" Valeros decided waiting for the lockpicker was also not a viable strategy and started to batter the reinforced door they found there. A poison needle and good CON save later he was able to accomplish the task. The party regrouped after soaking some damage from the various traps and decided sticking a bit more together was probably a better survival strategy. In the next room was a converted bedchamber. The bed had been removed and a large iron cage placed into the area with a padlock. Inside the cage were all manner of implements and odd devices. Sana looked at the setup and kind of got the impression this appeared to be a makeshift armory. Though most of what was in the cage didn't seem like any weapons or battle implements they'd ever encountered before excepting a broken sword hilt. After some deft lockpicking Tess popped the lock and they got a better look at the items. Many of the items had obvious switches and buttons which they AAAAAALLLMMMOOOOSSSTTT wanted to just haphazardly press because again, why not?! But still stinging from 12d6 trap damage decided maybe rando button mashing wasn't the sound tactical strategy. They got on the "magic radio wave mouth device" to Nano who quickly ID'd most of the items as either combat gear or weaponry of some sort. He told them that at one time he would have been able to simple "download" the knowledge of how to use these items instantly to them but that part of his memory had been purposefully blocked for some reason. He had to use a cruder method and simply give them audio instructions while showing magic moving pictures on the device they had. The combination, while inefficient, gave a basic set of instructions how everything worked. After finding out what everything was in a rough way, the party breathed a collective sigh of relief. As Nano explained some of these items, improperly used, would end up causing extreme damage and/or death to the group themselves due to their advanced nature and the skill needed to wield them properly. Even that being the case, once he used the magic picture box to show how they work the group was very excited as their effects were extraordinary in different ways and clearly a case of the advanced magicks of the Far Realm from whence Nano and all these items originally came. Nano also quickly assessed these items were basically "borrowed" (read: stolen) from the shipwreck they had encountered earlier in the middle of the lake. This was the salvaged gear the Churchians recovered that wasn't damaged beyond use. But every single item in the cage had various amounts of damage so Nano explained they were "functional but not optimally". He speculated they could be repaired and made more effective if an advanced fuel source could be acquired. These crude "essence shards" that have been used thus far would not be enough as these items were the height of the magick of the world he came from and extremely complex devices. The group were excited to "field test" their new toys on the lower levels of the complex as surely more Churchians awaited and would likely be shocked that their own technology would be turned against them. They collected everything up, Nano did some rapid calculations based on the video he received and spit out some instructions that could easily be followed for basic function of each thing. The group assigned the items to who could maximize its use logically and proceeded out of the armory back towards the door they entered from. Just at that moment an odd whirring and clicking noise was heard from the north entrance to the room with an ominous pronouncement coming from the wooden barricade to the north: "Intruder detected, countermeasures being deployed for reacquisition of stolen armaments" NOTE: There will be a follow up post here soon detailing those items in a mainly mechanical sense. I.E. Their basic function from a game mechanics standpoint, Nano's speculation regarding "ammo, charges, etc." which is not 100% known because of all the items being in various states of disrepair. They are his best guess based on the quick visual analysis, your own field testing will likely fill in the blanks.